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Squall: Real or Fake?

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Characters: Same from chapter one except Chocoboy seems to be missing.

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Squall walked towards Selphie and the others. Everybody, including Chocoboy, hid himself or herself. Only Ann didn't go into hiding.

Squall: What's wrong with everyone? It's like they've seen a ghost!

Ann: There is a ghost!

Squall: What? Where? Wait a minute, did you just say ghost? Mommy, there's a ghost here and I'm scared.

Ann: You don't have a mom, you're an orphan.

Squall: I am? Must have forgotten about that, this proves that using GFs can be hazardous to our health.

Ann: Are you here for a commercial? Then you must be at the wrong place. Please go away and let us have the real Squall back.

Squall: I am the real Squall!

Ann: Lies! The real Squall is dead!

Squall: I'm dead?

Ann: The real Squall! Not you! You just look like the real Squall that's why they thought you were a ghost.

Squall: Me? I'm a ghost?

Ann: Not you! For Pete's sake, will everybody please come out and tell him what happened! Tell him who the real Squall is!

Everybody comes out from his or her hiding places.

Selphie: It's true! Sqaull's dead! Irvine shot the big chocobo that ate him up!

Squall: *sighs* See the blood stains? See the bullets in my hands? These are the proofs that I'm the real Squall! The Squall that was eaten up by the chocobo!

Quistis: That's not true! The real Squall's dead as we all know it. You just stained yourself with blood and took some bullets to make it look like you're the real Squall who survived.

Zell: That's right!

Rinoa doesn't listen. She's too busy hugging her Seifer. Seifer, on the other hand, is too busy cleaning his shoes.

Ellone: Stop this foolishness at once!

Raijin: Who do you think you are ordering us around like that?

Ellone: I'm the president of the world!

Everyone stares at Ellone except for Seifer and Rinoa.

Ellone: Just kidding! I'm Ellone, older than most or all of you.

Fujin: IGNORE!

Irvine: Bad Fujin! Listen to Ellone!

Fujin: WHAT?

Irvine: Nothing!

Selphie: This is not foolishness! We're trying to pretend that this Squall isn't the real one.

Everybody stares at Selphie except Seifer and Rinoa.

Selphie: Uh- oops?

Irvine: Good going Selphie!

Zell: Yeah! This will make imposter Squall think we know he's real!

Raijin: Good work!

Squall: So this is all just a set-up!

Quistis: That's right! We knew you were Squall all the time.

Selphie: Now we know the truth, let's go home and PAH-TAY!

Squall: Yeah!

As Squall was leaving, Selphie and the others except for the usual nodded and beat Squall up.

Squall: What did you do that for?!

Selphie: You're not the real Squall! No way! In fact, I think you're just a stranger trying to get some attention!

Fujin: AFFIRMATIVE!

Squall: *groans* What can I do to make you guys believe me?

Quistis: Absolutely nothing!

Seifer and Rinoa still do not listen.

Irvine: You know, I would really like to shoot them to get their attention!

Squall: Good idea!

Irvine aims his shotgun at Seifer and Rinoa. He pulls the trigger but he missed! He does it two more times but still missed. He tries to do it again but finds out that he doesn't have any more bullets.

Author's Note: Thanks to those two who reviwed! I appreciated it!