A/N: That was a little boring. I have to start thinking about ideas. I've already got the ending for it, tho, which is good. :)

Disclaimer:Nothing.Except for Joey and the plot. Yesyes.
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Chapter 5-Quidditch Trials

Everyone wondered who their new teacher was going to be. Professor Moody had already taught last year, and it wasn't fun. All the students knew was that their teacher was somewhat of a sorceress, if not so. She did indeed have magical powers, and it was also confirmed that the teacher was send by the Ministry. Joey and the others wasled in the class, when they found a very Veela looking character.
"Welcome class. I'm your teacher, Professor Ahsrachrate." said the Professor. She had sleek black hair and brown eyes which looked like portals you could be sucked into.
"What?" They all said. They piled into their seats.
"Ok. Follow me. Ah-"
"Ah-"
"shra-"
"shra-"
"crate."
"crate."
"Now, Ahsrachrate!" The class fell silent. The only ones who could pronounce it were Joey and Hermione. Half of the class looked at them, and half of them were still silent. Professor Ahsrachrate sighed.
"My name's not that HARD to pronounce, is it?" The name-prounouncing kept going on, until the bell rang for the next class. Professor Ahsrachrate sighed again.
"Ok, next class, we'll NOT focus on prounouncing my name, ok? We'll start on Aurors and spells next class. Joey and Hermione, 10 points to Gryffindor for both of you." Joey and Hermione beamed at each other.
"I have a feeling it's going to be a very long year. And I mean LONG." said Ron. Seamus walked up to them, along with Neville.
"Her name was long to pronounce! Even I couldn't pronounce it! But then again, I usually am not one of the smart ones." said Neville, with a sudden realization that he wasn't that smart.
"Oh well! At least we got a twenty points good start in the lead!" Joey said. That was true. They had to win the house cup again this year; they had won it five years in a row, beating Slytherin.
"I totally forgot! Hermione, Professor Kitximi said we're both eligible for her Ancient Runes Advanced Learning course! We have to see her at lunch break!" said Joey. Both of them raced down the hall to meet Professor Kitximi, where a bunch of other students were also there.
"So, Harry, have I got a shot at being a Chaser?" said Ron when both Seamus and Neville had gone.
"Yep. Madam Hooch really doesn't give a damn to what the Quidditch Captain does, so Joey and I have decided you're our new Chaser for the season!" Harry and Ron said a big "Hey!" (Like Chandler and Joey do in Friends), and hugged.

"Ancient Runes Advanced LEARNING? What is she thinking? We're going to be in a class with a bunch of Seventh years! AND with no one we know!" said Hermione. Apparently, the Advanced Learning class was going to be with a bunch of Seventh Years, lectures and all. Professor Kitximi thought they had "potiental". It was really advanced learning; well, Advanced Learning for the sixth-years, at least. It was actually supposed to be a regular learning course the seventh-years, but, Joey and Hermione progressed so well, so it was basically an "Advanced Learning" course for them.
"Be happy, Hermione! It's gonna help us if we ever wanna be in the Linguistics department someday!" Joey was hopefully planning to do that. Ancient Runes was her favourite subject. Of course, it WAS one of her favourite subjects. But she wasn't sure whether it was Hermione's favourite subject...
"Flubbergibit." The Fat Lady opened her portrait and there was Ron and Harry, gazing over at the message boards, glazed looks in their eyes. Joey and Hermione read the message boards and looked at Ron and Harry, then back to the message.
"'Sixth-years and up: Special Hogsmeade Horse-carriage ride on the outskirts of Hogsmeade! A perfect way to spend time with your honey-pie and cuddle up with them!'" Hermione read from the board. They looked at Ron and Harry, the message, then back to Ron and Harry. Joey and Hermione raised their eyebrows and thought this was strange. Joey and Hermione decided to snap fingers in front of their faces, which seemed to work.
"Hey, You wanna go to the Horse-Carriage Ride with me?" Harry and Ron said at the same time. But since Hermione was trying to wake Harry up, and Joey was trying to wake Ron up, they sort of got confused. Both of them pointed to the other, which obviously meant 'You're asking her, not me.' And they replied in favour to the question.
"Sure, why not?" Joey replied.
"Ok." Hermione answered nonchalantly.
We're going on a Horse ride! Harry thought calmy to himself.