Part Five!

Utena, Anthy, Wakaba...

"Genki Girl!" Wakaba corrected the author pointedly.

... make that Genki Girl and Witch Girl, anyway, all of them climbed inside the sleek, pink painted custom automobile. The Revolutionary Mobile started up with a soft roar, the engine soon subsiding down to a throaty purr. Utena sweatdropped at the plush pink interior all around them, but firmly decided not to think about it too much.

They shot down the hidden tunnels below Ohtori, and as they drove Utena noticed a series of words painted on the roadway under them. "Why is 'Stop, Danger, Death' written on this road?" Utena asked Anthy a bit nervously.

"Oh, that's just a hold over from when they were first constructing the academy," Anthy explained to them cheerfully before softly adding, "Why, I'm sure that Akio deactivated all the death traps he put in years ago."

"What?" Utena and Wakaba asked at the same time.

"Oh, dear," Anthy murmured, pointing, "death trap."

"Ack!" Utena swerved the car aside from a black, heavily armored car that had appeared in front of them. "Well, it handles pretty well," she quietly conceded. A worried look appeared on Utena's face, "Anthy, where did this car come from, anyway?"

"Oh, Juri and I just took it away from the funny man in the cave," Anthy explained to both of them with her typical cheerfulness.

Cut to the darkness of the Batcave, where billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne is leaning on his crutches and looking at where the Batmobile had been formerly sitting, along with the bright pink paint that had been splashed all around there.

"Oh, well," Bruce shook his head with a sigh, "I can always afford another one."

"You stole it?" Utena sweatdropped.

"Borrowed," Anthy corrected her primly.

"Way to go, Anthy," Wakaba beamed.

"Oh, god," Utena muttered. She looked around at the plush pink interior again and asked her curiously, "Was it like this when you found it?"

"Actually, yes," Anthy sweatdropped.

They emerged from the tunnel out onto a major roadway, where they quickly came up to a jeep being driven by Arisugawa Juri. She was dressed up in her full Butch Girl costume, Shiori sitting happily beside her dressed in... very little.

"Why do I just get to drive a jeep?" Juri asked Shiori, looking over enviously at the Revolutionary Mobile beside them.

"A jeep's butch," Shiori shrugged.

"Well, yes," Juri acknowledged that point, "but so is a sports car. Why couldn't I be driving one of those, at least?"

"Because we couldn't afford a sports car," Shiori pointed out quietly.

"Ah, good point," Juri admitted.

A long, bulky and oversized sports car drove up beside the other two vehicles, an irritating theme music playing loudly from the speakers. The top was down and Touga was standing on the back seat, dressed as tacky as ever. "It is I, the Really Cool Kamen," he loudly declared, "and my sidekick, Kendo-boy!"

"Why do I have to be the sidekick?" Saionji demanded from the front seat. Oddly, instead of wearing pants with his costume, he had cute little green briefs on to match his hair. "And why do I have to wear this costume?" he asked plaintively.

Touga gently wapped him upside the head with his sword. "Hush, Kendo- boy! That was the only costume left at the rental shop, and you're the sidekick because you got into this late," he said with a grand gesture that nearly sent him flying out of the car.

"If the Author hadn't forgotten about me," Saionji grumbled while rubbing the side of his head, "I wouldn't be in this mess now."

"Onward, Kendo-boy! To heroism," Touga pointed randomly into the distance.

"Could we run them off the road?" Juri shouted over to Utena.

"That wouldn't be heroic," Anthy yelled back.

"Too bad," Shiori pouted cutely.

"Does anyone know where we're going?" Utena finally had to ask.

"Out on patrol," Anthy said cheerfully.

"Let's go!" Genki Girl was practically bouncing up and down in her seat.

"Oh god," Utena moaned in pain.

Author's Note: the idea of someone swiping the Batmobile and then painting it pink came from a series of comic strips over on www.shoujoai.com's captioned pictures forums called 'Yuri Girl.' They're very entertaining...