Chapter 3: Police men and tournaments

I doubt this is as funny as the first version…or something but meh, at least it's sorta written better.


Dr Sullivan skirted around a very dull looking steel cabinet and sent some papers flying with his swinging tail. Coco had propositioned all the many cloaking devices lying around base so his tail was visible, whether that was a good thing or not…at least it didn't look like things were breaking for no apparent reason but it was obvious he was either some sort of mutant that needed to be prodded and poked with prodding and poking instruments or an alien that needed to be held as a hostage for more prodding and poking instruments.

The police happened to be hiding in a corner desperately trying to ring the phone for help despite the fact that they were the ones who people were meant to ring for help and the plug had been ripped out by Dr. Sullivan. What it was he was actually running from no one knew but everyone- including Dr. S- was too scared to notice so the craziness continued with Dr. Sullivan running into a tray of donuts and screaming in horror as the tasty treats flew up into his face.

"We need the phone!" wailed one women

"Phone? I want one!" cackled Dr. Sullivan as someone batted the women over the head with a donut and someone else clawed it off the other person and ate it desperately, sure that they would trapped by the evil crazy donut person forever.

Dr Sullivan grinned and suddenly made a little skip and a hop, a civilian who had just come in to report a stolen car stopped and stared at the scene before him for a second, the crazed, unkempt police officers hiding behind a desk, the goldfish swimming in the water tank and the skipping leprechaun and left without a word- deciding this was a sign to take up smoking pot.


Coco, voted evilest, coldest, most likely to try and take over the universe by Mirco-nite's a two forms of bacteria everywhere was sitting eating popcorn in lab watching all of this on a big screen TV. Tyson was pressed up against the glass of his testube drooling with a feverish look in his eyes and staring at the popcorn that Coco had positioned in a perfect place for Tyson, who hadn't been fed in four long painful days, to see. Kai was glaring at the TV, blaming it for his capture because every time he glared at Coco she started doing things…

"Can I have some popcorn?" asked Tyson timidly.

Coco turned around and looked at him faked surprise. "Be my servant for life and you can have some popcorn." She said.

"Ok!"

She let him out of his test tube and gave him her popcorn and then told him to go and kidnap two more humans, he happily agreed and left the building with his popcorn.

Kai glared after him and then after he had left he glared at the space directly above Coco's head.


"Where's Tyson and what happened to Kai?" demanded Kenny, switching back from a nervous break down to angry righteousness.

"Um...well...we're not exactly sure..." said Max calmly.

"If they don't turn up in 5 seconds we'll have to forfeit the tournament!"

Max, Ray and Kenny stood in the big empty bey stadium filled with thousands of people waiting to see the world championships, except the Blade Breakers didn't have enough bladers to compete and when they realised this they were going to surge over the barriers in a great tide of less skilled beybladers and tear the Blade Breakers limb from skilled limb.

'They'll show, I just know it." said Ray, his mind caught up in images of his beautiful hair being stolen by infidels.

Just as he said this Tyson came through the entrance eating popcorn.

"Tyson!" yelled Kenny in delight.

"Glad you made it." said Ray, stroking his hair fondly.

"We were getting worried but...where's Kai?" asked Max , still in that same calm voice of his as the dope hadn't worn off yet.

"Oh, some aliens kidnapped us and one of them gave me popcorn but I had to be her slave for it and now I have to kidnap two humans and Kai is in a test tube." said Tyson, stuffing more popcorn in his mouth.

Everyone sweat dropped and stared at Tyson.

"So I'll just kidnap you and you." He continued pointing at Ray and Max with salty fingers still clutching at crumbling bits of popcorn.

"What about me?" asked Kenny in a shrill voice.

"Oh I don't like you, you're really annoying and have you ever noticed you have no eyes?" he said calmly as more popcorn entered his mouth and then more…he had to get it all in before she stole it and then once it was all in he had to get some more and then he had to eat the box before she took it and then he had to eat the box some more….

Kenny broke down in hysterical sobs but no one seemed to notice.

"Ok, we'll come with you so we can rescue Kai then we'll come back and still have time to win the tournament!" yelled Ray tearing off his hair wrap thing, really getting into the idea of being a hero, it would really give his hair a chance to shine and flutter in the wind and be really cool and stuff.

"Hey wait! Where do you think your going?" yelled Jazzman

Ray, Max and Tyson walked out of the stadium leaving everyone staring after them in amazement.

"Ok...I guess you win then..." said Jazzman pointing at the other team a moment before the stadium erupted into a battlefield of angry fans and angry chairs and angry popcorn kernels that were angry they didn't get to grow up and angry bits of popcorn that were angry that they had to grow up and indifferent chairs that were used for angry purposes and…


Tyson, Max and Ray walked into the lab, it hadn't changed a bit since Tyson had left, Coco was still watching TV and Kai was still glaring at the space directly above Coco's head.

"I'm back!" yelled Tyson, happy that he had managed to eat the popcorn and the popcorn box twice before Coco had a chance to take them away from him.

Coco jumped up in surprise and glared at him for many many reasons and added him to her hit list for many more reasons.

"What! That didn't take long! Go out and...stand in the middle of a busy road!" she yelled.

"Huh? Ok!" said Tyson with a grin and he pranced out of the lab.

Ray and Max stared at the door then at Coco and then at Kai and then winced when the sounds of cars screeching and crashing was heard clearly through the still open steel door.

"Um...shouldn't we go get Dr. Sullivan, he's disturbing the humans..." asked Kayla Robot from where she had been standing next to the couch for the last few hours waiting for a chance to pop the question.

On the TV the human city was in ruins. Fires were everywhere, humans were running around screaming or laughing crazily and Dr. Sullivan was sitting down in the middle of it all calmly sucking a lollipop.

"Hmph. Put these subjects in some containment chambers and make up names for them." Coco ordered simply as she stared unblinkingly at Dr. S.

"Oh ok..."

Coco got up suddenly and stalked out of the Lab, leaving Kayla to fend for herself against Ray and Max...