Chapter 5: Crazy Coco
You know they should make a genre called crap. Then I could make this half crap half humour and no one could get mad at me for making half of it crap.
The TV was once again being watched by Coco. Coco made the TV nervous. Why was Coco staring so intently at it? Why did her big blank eyes not look in something else direction? The blender wasn't getting much attention. Neither was the pizza that she was eating. This was the first time the pizza had been eaten. The pizza had stopped chirping happily a while ago but the TV didn't really care, it was more interested in why Coco was stalking it.
Coco was actually stalking Dr. Sullivan. Without leaving the couch. On the TV Dr. S was being chased around by angry humans brandishing sharp objects in his general direction. The pizza had cheese on it.
Kayla came in from the closet next to the test tubes and approached the couch in her timid Kayla way.
"Um...shouldn't you be naming the new specimens?" she asked.
"Watching Dr. Sullivan destroy humanity is all very well and good," came the muffled reply, "but watching humanity destroy him, it doesn't get any better!...Unless I was doing the destroying but you can't have everything now can you?" she replied.
Kayla's eye twitched as she watched Coco eat pizza and watch TV.
The TV didn't see it coming. It was too obsessed with Coco and her stalkingness. But then a desk found itself crashing into the TV and breaking it beyond repair.
Coco sat quite still, a piece of pizza halfway to her mouth. Then slowly, stiffly she twisted around to stare at Kayla who was breathing heavily and glaring satisfactorily at the broken piece of wire and smouldering metal that was the TV.
Anyway she didn't get much gloating time as Coco then screamed in anger, Dr. Sullivan had just been about to be murdered by humans!
Kayla quickly realised what she had done and dived into a corner to cower there. Ray and Max tried to hide in the clear glass test tubes and Kai just continued his glaring of the place directly above Coco's head.
Coco stormed around the lab, her tail swinging, knocking and ripping through furniture. She stopped at the teleporter that was somewhere in the lab that hasn't been described yet and never will be and with an evil grin on her face, she teleported Kenny to the lab.
Kenny stared around. He was no longer sobbing in his room because he was a cry baby but was now being towered over by a mean looking Coco. He whimpered in cry-babyesque fear and fright as she grabbed him and dragged him over to the dissecting table that magically appeared in the middle of the room and strapped him down. Kenny struggled for the sake of struggling, his glasses grinned at his friends in the test tubes! They would never escape!
Anyway everyone but Kenny and Coco who needed her eyes open to cut things up closed their eyes.
After Coco started doing things to him and laughing maniacally Kenny started screaming in pain and fright.
Kai was the first to open his eyes and when he did he stared at Kenny in amazement, nothing had happened to Kenny except that his hair had been dyed pink and he had been given eyes and his glasses had been taken away. Ray, Max and Kayla opened their eyes and stared at Kenny for a few moments before bursting into laughter.
"What was all that laughing about?" asked Kai
"To make the little wimp scared." Coco replied
"Then why did he scream?" asked Max
"Because he's a wimp. I'm gonna call you Tyson the second." Said Coco
"Huh? Why?"
"Because you're stupid."
Coco stalked out of the lab and gave Kayla a dirty look while the other Blade Breakers gave Kenny's new eyes strange looks.
"Help! Help!" yelled Dr. Sullivan.
The humans were gaining ground fast and they looked angry.
"Here! Have your hotdogs! Have them!" he yelled and threw some more hotdogs that he had stolen again back at them.
"I'm not recommending this place to any of my friends! All this over a little misunderstanding about hotdogs!"
Coco was standing on the side of the road with her arms crossed with an expression of pure bliss on her evil face of evil.
"Coco!" he yelled in relief
"Should I rescue him? Decisions, decisions..." she said to herself loud enough for him to here.
"Hey! Rescue me!" he wailed
At that moment a hover craft full of micro-nite scientist landed. They all exited the craft and stood next to Coco, most of them had recording devices or camera's.
"Help!"
"Wow Coco, how'd you get him to agree to being chased around by angry humans with sharp objects?" asked one of them
"I didn't." she replied
"Then how did this happen?" he gestured towards the ruined city and crazy humans.
"I left him alone for 3 minutes."
"Hah! You lose!" he said to one of the other scientists
"Fine...here!" he grumbled throwing him some cash
Coco looked at him with a raised eyebrow
"We bet on him to see how long it would take him to destroy another civilisation." He said without a hint of shame.
"I hope your getting this on tape, I'm gonna watch this over and over!"
The grinned as Dr. Sullivan was put on a stake in the middle of a fire. Humans started dancing around him singing and putting war paint on there faces. The songs were war songs. Of war. And bunnies.
"Help..." squeaked Dr. Sullivan, he was getting a little tired of screaming.
