Chapter 7: Weird Stuff

Aren't my titles just the best?


The dissection of Kenny will not be described because if it was you would throw up and ruin your nice keyboard but we can tell you what everyone else was doing during the dissection. Kai was looking very happy as Coco was allowing him to help with the pulling apart of the annoying little boy who refused to upgrade his beyblade for him and grrrr. We aren't going to tell you what anyone else was doing because we don't really like them. Oh an by the way, unfortunately for Kenny he woke up halfway through and Coco refused to put him out of his misery by either murdering him fast and painlessly or tranquilising him.

"Can I have a blindfold?" asked Max

"Um, no." said Coco.

"Please?"

"No."

"Why not?"

"Because I don't feel like giving you one."

"Please!"

"Whoops!" Coco and Kai looked down at Kenny in dismay and everyone else looked towards them curiously.

"What happened?" asked Ray

"I'm not sure..." replied Coco, feeling a little uneasy.

"ROAR!" roared mutant Kenny.

"Do you know now?" asked Max.

"Yes!" said Coco.

"Well what then?" said Max.

"We turned him into a mutant zombie!" Yelled Coco in horror as Mutant Kenny lurched from the nice clean table of horror.

The lab was in chaos as mutant Kenny ran around roaring and scaring everyone except Coco, Kai and Dr. Sullivan whom was unconscious.

"What do we do?" Kai said as they stood on top of the TV.

"Nothing." Coco replied.

"Nothing?"

"That's right, we just sit back and enjoy the show."

Max was running around in his test tube trying to get out and not seeming to realise it was safer where he was, then he hit his head on the glass a few times and finally broke through but he lost consciousness.

For some reason Ray was already out of his test tube and trying not to get eaten by shoving Dr. Sullivan in mutant Kenny's face.

Then M. Kenny noticed a mirror on the wall and wandered over to it, examining his new look. He had now grown to the height of 5 meters, had large eyes and brown hair on his head that looked out of place, claws, wings and his teeth were no remarkably straight, clean, sparkly and sharp.

Ray stared at Mutant Kenny as he turned around looked over his shoulder at the mirror and did all sorts of poses.

"This is totally uninteresting." Kai muttered.

"Hey Kenny dude!" yelled Coco.

Mutant Kenny looked at Coco in surprise.

"I wanna see some carnage! Kill someone, destroy stuff!"

"No, no don't!" yelled Ray waving his hands in front of his face as if that would protect him from the horror that was Kenny.

"I'll give you a lap top!" yelled Coco, raising her voice above Ray's.

Mutant Kenny nodded his head and wandered out the door, everyone followed and stared as Kenny ripped up Coco's flower garden.

Coco flew into a rage like never before. Her hovercraft, which was placed conveniently next to the door, was suddenly jumped into by Coco and then rammed into the Mutant. Nothing happened to either the hovercraft or Kenny. They both remained fine and happy and completely unhurt. Except that Kenny got scared of the hovercraft that wasn't causing anyone any pain and edge over to Max, who was now conscious, and lifted him above his head. Coco stopped the ramming to see what would happen.

Max wailed and screeched and struggled in his hand but Mutant Kenny didn't seem to notice. Mutant Kenny handed Max a flower.

Everyone sweat dropped and Kayla went back to filing her nails.

"I'm back!" yelled Tyson in triumph as he came from wherever he had gone too.

"Hey Sullivan!" yelled Coco.

Dr. Sullivan wandered over to her and gave her a questioning look.

"It's your twin, go destroy the world together or something."

"Really?" said Dr. Sullivan, his eyes shining.

"Um yeah! And murder each other while you're at it."

"Yes, my majesty." Said Dr. Sullivan, he bowed to her and then wandered off with Tyson.

"Majesty? Hmmm, I like the sound of that." Coco murmured thoughtfully to herself.

Beware, Coco will most likely take over the world or at least try to in the next episode.