Chapter 8: Hail Queen Coco and to a lesser extent, Kai!
"You!" said Coco as one finger pointed at Ray.
"What?" said Ray
"Bow down before me, I am now Queen Coco of the entire universe."
Ray got down on his knees and bowed to Coco, not wanting her to do anything to him. Who would have thought a little slip on the dissection table could turn Kenny into a mutant zombie?
"Um," Max piped up a little nervously from where he was standing, "if you rule the entire universe wouldn't that be more of an Empire? And that would make you an Empress not a Queen and seeing as you haven't taken over anything yet it you aren't either of them…just thought you should know…" he trailed off lamely as Coco turned glittering eyes to him and the stalked past him, whacking him on the way past.
She continued her stalking all the way to her spaceship, the S.S Coco, where Kai was waiting for her. (They were now partners in crime. A meeting in the middle of the night between Kai's people and Coco's people had worked out the whole arrangement but since Kai and Coco being partners has absolutely nothing to do with this story, details will not be gone into.) And they headed towards the Micro-nite home planet, Chocolate Bar.
"S.S Coco to Chocolate Bar, come in please." Coco commanded coolly into the communications device.
"Chocolate Bar here, you know we really need to change the name. There's a meeting tomorrow night about changing the name, are you gonna go? You have to bring punch." said ground control.
"No need, ground control. I have decided to rename it Coco's Land and I have also decided that I will rule over it."
"OK, let me just make the announcement."
On the planet...
"Attention micro-nite people! Our planet has a new name and a new ruler. Coco will now be our leader and the planet will be renamed Coco's Land." Said some guy, the message was broadcasted all across Coco's Land and the people rejoiced.
"That was easy." Kai muttered a bit suspiciously.
"Too easy...I wanted to see some fighting!" Coco muttered, glancing around.
"Let's take over another planet, a planet that isn't so wimpy as this one."
"Excellent idea, because of your brilliance you are now a micro-nite."
"Thank you." Chc, great, now I'm a wimp. A wimp with a tail.
Coco tapped him on each shoulder with a Light sabre and then threw it into the back of her shuttle and they took off to find a planet with some people on it who actually had some guts.
In front of the planet Warrior...
"Hey people on this planet!" Coco yelled into the communications device.
"What?" said some guy with a transmitter down on the planet.
"Kill each other and then I will rule the world!"
"Kill? YES! YES, THAT IS WHAT WE DO! But rule the world? No, we believe in freedom and democracy! BUT WE WILL FIGHT!"
"HAH! Then you'll all be dead and I can take over the planet!"
'NAY! After we finish fighting each other, you will know the true power of planet WARRIOR!"
The S.S Coco landed and Coco and Kai got out and sat on the hull to watch the natives kill each other.
The contents of the battle will not be describe because the author is too lazy and doesn't know how to put it and you would ruin your already crappy keyboard by throwing up all over it. Thankyou for listening to this news message and goodnight.
Coco and Kai had huge smiles on their faces as the fight went on into the second minute. There must have been lots of blood.
"OW!" Coco screeched and turned around to blast the leg that had hit her on the head into smithereens. "You almost ruined my perfect and silky hair!" She yelled, twirling her hair to show the leg what she meant as she continued firing, "HOW DARE YOU!"
"Um…" Kai watched Coco a little dubiously, he was beginning to have suspicions about her sanity…among other things.
Then the leg was killed and Coco sat back down next to him. "Ok this is getting old. Do something."
Kai grinned, time for Dranzer to get a chance to show off! "Let it rip!" Kai launched Dranzer into the battle and the fire phoenix appeared to liven up the show.
The inhabitants of Warrior stared as the giant birdie of flame appeared, posed once, and then started pecking their eyes out and they stopped staring at it as they no longer had anything to stare at it with.
"Flame Sabre!" yelled Kai.
They all screamed in pain and joy as they were fried like chickens.
"Excellent!" said Coco.
"Hmph." Dranzer blade flew back to Kai's hand and of course, he caught it!
Then they hopped back into the space ship and Coco took off, this time to land in the middle of Las Vegas.
"WE are taking over this planet! Whether or not you do as we say we will hurt you." Kai announced, it looked like Coco was finally letting him have a turn.
"We will never surrender to Kai?" Tyson began and then stared up in bewilderment at his captain.
"Go Dranzer!" Kai launched Dranzer at Tyson's head.
Will Tyson be destroyed? Will Coco give Kai any land? Will I kill Dr. Sullivan off? Will I poison Coco with a love- er...that's for later...until next time on digimon digital- er...this isn't digimon is it? Whatever just find out next time on whatever I named this movie.
