Chapter 10: Mariah returns

I'm pretty sure that Mariah would have to go somewhere before she could return but I suppose it's better then Mariah: The First Strike or something…I dunno.

How could he? He was supposed to be my boyfriend! Mariah mused as she stared down at the two lovebirds below. By some twist of fate Mariah happened to be on a diet that month so was skinny enough to fit in the air vent and not make it fall down, and the engineers, instead of hiding the air vents and making the restaurant pretty, had built it right over the table Ray and Kayla were now sitting at.

She twiddled the piece of foam around in her hand, for some reason she thought it was a knife. Then Mariah jumped out of the air vent (through what we aren't exactly sure…maybe she jumped through the wall of the vent, I dunno…) and started slashing at Kayla with her piece of foam.

"Right..." Kayla muttered after she had got over the shock of flying pink cat woman with knives.

"Take that you evil, tailed, boyfriend stealer!" yelled cat woman.

"I think you should know you're attacking me with foam."

"Mariah what are you doing here?" Ray asked.

"Revenge!"

"For what?" asked Kayla.

"You stole my boyfriend!"

"Mariah, there's nothing between us really!" said Ray

Sappy music began to play and there eyes went all twinkly and Ray held Mariah's hand.

"Really?"

"Of course!"

"Yeah, what makes you think I like him?" asked Kayla

"You don't like me?"

"Yeah! I was hungry and you were paying!"

"Oh..."

Ray burst into tears and collapsed on the floor, Kayla shook her head in disgust and walked out of the burger bar to find herself staring at a gigantic golden castle. And then a couple of people fell on her, knocked her unconscious and continued on their way to the castle.


Coco sat in her throne with her crown on her head; Kai was in the throne next to her.

Dr, Sullivan cackled evilly as the server guy came close to him, he had made a love potion and was going to make Coco drink it and fall in love with him.

"Hey server guy!" said Sullivan

"What?" said the server guy

"Give this to her majesty." He handed him the potion, the server guy stared at it then wandered over to Coco.

"Your majesty." Said S.G (server guy)

"What?" said Coco

"I have a drink for you."

"I'm not thirsty."

"Ok." He turned around and saw Sullivan he was waving his hands at him.

"I insist that you drink it my queen." Said S.G nervously

"I don't want to."

"It was a gift."

"Tell them to give me a lethal weapon instead."

"Um...ok..." he turned back around but Sullivan was mouthing the words make her drink it. He pointed a gun at him threatening to murder him if he didn't.

"It would be discourteous if you didn't drink it."

"So?"

"..I'll leave it here for you."

He held it out to her but she just glared at his hand.

"Run around like a chicken."

"What?"

"Run around like a chicken."

"Ok..."

He started running around like a chicken making chicken noises, flapping his arms and looking really retarded.

"Here." He handed it to her but she just glared at his hand.

"What makes you think I'll drink it now?"

"I ran around like a chicken..."

"Yeah, why'd you do that anyway? You looked really stupid."

"You told me to!"

"And you listened to me?"

"Yes, you are the queen."

"Your point?"

S.G started giggling insanely and his left eye twitched he ran of cackling weirdly and everyone stared at him, Coco drank the potion.