Chapter 11: DG and OG

"What was that!" yelled Coco in disgust

Dr. Sullivan ran up to her.

"My darling, will you marry me?"

"GET AWAY FROM ME!"

"I knew it! You loved me all along, even when you were trying to kill me. It's just your way of-"

He couldn't continue because the guards had come up behind him and knocked him unconscious. They then dragged him down to a dark, dirty and smelly cell and locked him in with this other person.

"Ahhh…the middle ages…Queen Coco, King Kai, you must produce an heir!" yelled a random guy who had just walked through the door after yesterday scheduling an appointment with the new rulers of 3 planets.

"What? NO! I'm not married to him, he's just the King!"

"But, you're the Queen, he's the King. You're married!"

"NO! I'm married to that dude that just got carried off to the dungeons!"

"But then why was he trying to marry you…?"

"I dunno! Now what do you want?"

"I want you and the King to produce an heir!" suddenly he noticed Kai's blank look and he turned to him instead, "you know what that would entail, right?"

"…"

"You know, the bird and the bees all of that?"

"Ah, so we would go buy a child from the birds and the bees."

"No, um…oh look! Someone else is here to see you! Buh bye!" The strange man ran out of the castle and past the people who had fallen on Kayla who walked into the golden throne room.

"Who are you?" Coco demanded.

"Oh, we're um, we're Gods actually, taking a break from our world…there's all this fighting going on and we're just planning on hanging out here while they work it out, that alright with you?"

"No."

"Eh," the man shrugged, he had a silver earring in one ear and the other man had silver hair while the final person in the group, a girl, had green hair. "We weren't meant to come here actually, you see the God of Darkness got lost and now we're here."

"I told you you should have let Aeries lead you!" the girl with green hair muttered.

"NO! That was part of the bet, you take us somewhere and make us food!" said the man with silver hair.

"Yeah, anyway," this was the guy with the earring again, "can we borrow your kitchen?"

"NO!"

"Ok thanks, Rily go find the kitchen and see if you can make us food."

"Alright!" she grinned and hopped off to find the kitchen while Coco glowered at the two remaining Gods.


Dr. Sullivan regained consciousness quickly and looked around his new home.

"What are you in here for?" he asked

"I asked her majesty to marry me." Said the other guy (OG)

"Coco? I asked her to marry me too."

"No, I asked the one with the scarf."

"The King? You asked the King to marry you!"

"No, I asked her majesty."

"Kai? He's a boy."

"Kai is a girl. He's a cross-dresser."

Dr.Sullivan edged over to the far side of the cell and hid behind a very big rat sculpture. Don't ask me what its doing there cuz I don't know.


Kayla knocked on the huge golden door and a little man pooped out of a window near the middle of the door.

"Can I come in?" she yelled.

"Um...no!" said the door guy. (DG)

"Why not?"

"I don't want to come down there and open it."

"But that's your job."

"So? The baker is supposed to paint houses but does he? No! He cooks bread!"

"I thought a painter was supposed to paint houses and the baker cook stuff."

"No. her majesty just changed it all to make everyone's life more difficult. I asked her."

"Oh, ok. Then who answers the door now?"

"The cook."

"Well where's the cook?"

"In the kitchen."

"What's he doing there?"

"Making sandwiches."

"Shouldn't he be answering the door?"

"Yeah."

"Well why isn't he?"

"Because I'm hungry and no one else can make an edible sandwich."

"Then why don't you eat a poison one?"

"Hey! I never thought of that! Bye!"

DG closed the window and went to make a sandwich for himself. He will poison the sandwich and die a painful and horrible death.


"Where did the other one go, the stupid one?" Coco asked finally after hours of staring at the Gods who hadn't done anything.

"She's still trying to boil that water." Said the one with the earring.

"How do you know? And go away!"

"Can't."

"Hm. What are you the God of? Anything useful?"

"Well…not really…but my dad is the God of War and my mum is a Hell God! No ones supposed to know that but you can know."

"I don't care."

"Most people don't."

"Can't you leave?"

"Actually no, the author has us on loan from another of her fanfics and we can't leave until she tells us too."

"Fan…fic?"

"Yeah! None of us are real!"

"What!"

"Tenkawa, no!" This was the guy with the silver hair, "these are mortals, they weren't created with the apathy to accept that they aren't real!"

"Oh yeah, whoops…uh…forgot what I just said."

"Hm…are you any good at killing?" Coco asked, she seemed to have listening.

"Yeah…I suppose…"

"Alright, I want you to kill things for me."

"Ok, but only if you can get the blood of my sword. I usually clean it after the one millionth kill but this time I forgot and now I can't get the blood off…" the guy with the silver earring suddenly raised a huge, blood splotched broadsword from somewhere and presented it to Coco.

"Hm…" she stared at it for a moment and then took the broadsword from him. "Actually, I think I'll just keep it," and with that she stuck it in the stone between her and Kai's chairs and the legend of Excalibur was born.

"Alright…hey, Rily's back!" the girl with green hair came towards them from somewhere carrying a big pot of steaming water.

"Here's your boiled water!" she said happily.

"We want food not water!" Aeries yelled and stalked out of the castle, "Gods, come! Rily you're going to buy us food if you can't make any!"

"Oh…ok…"

Just as they were leaving Coco decided to detonate the bomb she had locked on them, there was a guy following them around who they hadn't noticed and he was carrying a big control thing that made the bomb come to him.

So the bomb detonated, not harming the Gods one bit but killing the guy. However a piece of rock hit the guy with the silver earring on the back of the head and that he noticed.

"Ow, I think a mosquito bit me…" he said rubbing his head.

"What? A mosquito! They carry a disease only harmful to Gods!" Rily cried and rushed over to him and grabbed him, "you're going to die a very painful death…so, as your mentor I must kill you to save you from the painful death!" she said and raised a sword.

"Hey, let go of me! Stop that!"

"Well…there is one other way…if we destroy the westernmost continent, then you will be healed!"

"Aeries, got any problems with that?"

"Well…since you're doing it to heal a mosquito bite…no."

"Yeah! Score one for the dark side!"

"Wait…" Coco murmured to Kai, "I want that continent!"

"Let us go," Rily yelled, "to Iceland!"

"ICELAND!" the all yelled together and trotted off to destroy Iceland.

"What the hell! What's that west of!" Coco yelled indignantly.

Kai shrugged, "dunno. You gonna fix the castle?"

"I'll get Kayla to do it."

"Fine."

What will happen next time on…what's this called again? Oh yeah, Field studies! Will I bring in more people from other fanfics? Actually no, no I'm not going too. That was just a once off because I was bored. Anyway, bye.