Author's note I suck at accents so when Kurt or Rogue talk you will just have to use your imagination a little. ;)

I will attempt the accents but they will NOT be pretty!

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Kurt: Make zhe Fuzzy one go grocery shopping, vill zhey ? I vill show zhem. ( he laughs maniaclly)

Kitty: Hey Kurt, Why did you want me to, like cook all these things, I made everything except the Gelbwurst thingy.

But the pizzas, muffins, and the other stuff you wanted are, like in the Fridge, k?

Kurt: Yes, sank you Keety

(Kitty leaves)

Kurt: Now my plan vill come into full sving, AND I WILL RULE THE WORLD, or at least not have to go grocery shopping anymore

~Two days later~

Everyone at the mansion has food poisoning (Even Kurt who picked up a decent looking piece of chicken without thinking

and ate it, an hour later he was vomiting in the bathroom like he had a serious hangover).

As Kurt steps outside for some fresh air he is bombarded by angry mutant teenagers,

and a very disgruntled man with very sharp claws.

Rogue (holding a foul smelling red bucket): Kurt what kahnd of food did you bah at

that grocery...(she stops her to put her face in the bucket and vomit for a good thirty seconds!)

Scott (who is trying to look calm but failing miserably because of the frequent diarrhea): Yeah man, are you trying to kill

us?

Kurt (thinking): If only they knew, If only they knew.



To be continued??

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Yes I know they are really out of character but this is my fic. so hahaha, leave me some reviews if

you want it to be continued, or else it will just drop out of existence.