Hey I'm back even though none of you read my other story anyway

( Chaos, Pure Chaos, check it out sometime) so I figured I would try

something new, bare with me as I plunge myself my friend (whose name

I will change out of pure decency) and the X-men into pure insanity.

We are in there just to make normal people seem stupid and will only

make short appearances from time to time.

Disclaimer- I own nothing... I barely own my own life!!!

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Bass(this is a friend of mine but I don't think he would like to be in

here that much): a short, stout man followed by an overly

composed teen boy brushes gruffly past him HEY watch it!

Logan mutters something incoherent and Scott waves them off.



The scene fades to the mansion where Mr. Mcoy(did I spell that right??

I really have no clue) is doling out some stomach settlers. Kurt is still having Kitty

make the tainted foods and is storing them in a fridge in his room.

Kurt: if I didn't know zhat zhe food in here vould zend me to

zhe infirmary for a couple of weeks I vould be one happy ELF!

But tomorrow is my Home Ec. class's turn to bring in some food zhat

we cooked and are zhey in for a surprise vhen I bring in Keety's

cooking. MUAHAHAHAHAHA.

In Kurt's Home Ec. class the next day

Mrs. Hapaloochey: That was an excellent pie Greg;

Greg: They were brownies

Mrs. Hapaloochey(a little blush showing on her cheeks): KURT, your next.

Kurt takes out a small glass vial (which is water laced with LSD)

and pours it on a greenish pizza: **Now it von't taste az bad and

make zhem feel worse**Here it is Mrs. Hapaloochey.

An hour later everyone has tried the pizza even Kurt who was

threatened by the teacher who said she would fail him if he didn't try

it too. Everyone is higher than a kite and as soon as the food

poisoning kicks in will also be throwing up everything they have ever

eaten in there life.

SF: There was somethin kinda odd in that pizzsssssssa dude!

Bass: Yeah man you gotta send me the recipe.

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Authors note: yeah i know it is wierd but i wanted to see someone every

body thinks is really nice be evil... and i also wanted to know what

Kurt would be like high...hmmm and dont get mad at me if kurt doesnt have a home ec

class, and if he does then i dont know the teachers name( and isnt Hapaloochey just

fun to say???????) leave me some reivews or flames i dont care this is all for fun!