17th March
Oh. My. God.
Guess who I just saw on MTV?
Michael.
Yes that's right, Michael Moscovitz. I mean I was just pottering about
thinking ho-hum what shall I do on this extraordinary day. (Extraordinary
because it was like the first day EVER that I have had the chance to
do...nothing y'know with the whole queen thing going on)
I mean the last time I saw Michael was at my father's funeral and
that wasn't the most joyous occasion of my life. Far from it. At the
gathering afterwards we decided to split seeing as I'd be moving to Genovia
the next week and neither of us felt we could handle a long distance
relationship. That was the last I saw of him...
Anyway he was doing an interview. On MTV I mean. This 13 year old
groupie (urgh how did some of his fans become groupies, I mean it's not
like he's Justin Timberlake or anything.) was interviewing him and his band
which he named...wait for it....SKINNER BOX!!!!!!! He kept the name I
suggested for his band for all this time! Anyway they were talking about
some new song they were releasing and the funny thing is whenever Michael
started talking about it he got this misty look in his eyes that was SO
obvious but did Miss Airhead see that? No. But I mean come on. If he has
this really sad look on his face every time this 'mystery' song is
mentioned then you just know that it's about a girl.
Oops gotta go. Something's eating Grandmere (not literally)
Not that anything would want to eat Grandmere.

18th March
Nothing unusual about the Grandmere thing, she just wanted to know what I
was doing watching MTV when I should be ruling my country.
OK helloooo?
All I have been doing for 3 years IS ruling Genovia. It is like once in 2
months that I actually get to do nothing. Blissfully. I mean they say
ignorance is bliss, right? Well ignorance basically knows nothing isn't it?
Therefore nothing is also bliss.
But enough with the English lesson.
Still haven't heard Mystery Song. I'd go to the nearest Virgin Megastores
and buy it but as the ruler of a small populace it's kind of hard to NOT be
recognised.
God I hate monarchy.

19th March
ARGH!!!!!!!
MYSTERY SONG HAS BEEN REVEALED!!!!!!
Today I just happened to pick up Grandmere's copy of The Genovian Times
before she'd read it (a dangerous feat I must add) and splashed all over
the front page was a whole story on Skinner Box's new song...Tall Drink of
Water.
Oh but not without the witty headline of course 'New National Anthem for
Genovia maybe? Princess Mia inspired song hits the charts'
Now HOW ON EARTH did they know that song was about me. There IS no
evidence.
But what does this mean? Does Michael want to get back together despite
everything? I mean releasing this song must mean something? Or does it? I
should call him. But what if he only thought it was a good song and would
sell easily so he released it and it means nothing? But that's not like
him. He wouldn't do that unless he really meant something. Or would he? I
should call him. Or should I?
Who exactly am I asking all these questions to?
I need to lie down.