Hiyeo!! Its me, Fuzzy! but… you already knew that, right? *Looks confused* If you didn't, where the heck've you been?
Disclaimer: well, I don't own Inuyasha *Sobs loudly* But I do own… well… you know, myself.
Note: in this particular fanfiction, I'm a guy. Forever I have always wanted to tweak Inuyasha' s cute little doggy ears!! *Starts foaming at the mouth* Must… tweak… ears…
*Ahem* I would like to take this time to thank Silver Dragon for posting my first chappie for me, because, as she said, " 'cause his 'puter doesn't work." Well, on with the fanfiction!
Chapter 2: Tortured Kitsune, Perverted Monk
Inuyasha and company were still making their way in a randomized direction, hoping that Kagome would pick up any auras of the Shikon shards.
Inuyasha had relented on Shippo's now slightly deformed head, letting him fall asleep. Nut, now he was bored.
"Shippo, wake up damn it!" the silver haired hanyou roared, severely annoyed that his prisoner was sleeping through "bonk torture" as Kagome called it.
Shippo simply opened his eyes briefly, said "Shut up, Dog Boy," and resumed snoring. A stunned Inuyasha simply stopped in his tracks, to finally register that that the shrimpy fox demon had told him, a far superior demon in every way, to shut up.
Shippo woke up to a very unpleasant sight: a red faced Inuyasha growling loudly.
"Eep..." Shippo stated sarcasticly. "Dog Boy's mad. AH! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! SAY YOUR PRAYERS, MATES, 'CAUSE IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!"
That did it. Inuyasha blew his top and began to menacingly level the Tetsuiga at the young kitsune. Inuyasha then threw Shippo into the air, and caught him by the hair on his head, so that he had a clear swing at the young kitsune's big, bushy tail. Shippo and Kagome realized only too late what Inuyasha was planning to do to poor Shippo. Just as Inuyasha swung the massive sword at the kitsune's tail, Kagome snapped out of her trance, and screamed, "SIT!!"
Both Inuyasha and Shippo were slammed to the ground but the impact caused Inuyasha to lose his grip on Shippo, allowing him ample time to scamper up Kagome's shoulder and begin to nurse what little he had left of his once proud tail, which was now half a tail, and that half just happened to now be bald.
This, along with Inuyasha's recent behavior, caused Kagome to... blow up.
Literally.
Inuyasha looked up at the Kagome, who was glaring at him. He felt like a small ant, looking up at Death's face.
He gulped.
"K... Kagome?" Inuyasha asked hesitantly.
She smiled at him sweetly, and then screamed at the top of her lungs.
"SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!"
She had forced it out with so much magnitude, that Inuyasha was buried nearly 17 feet into the ground.
Miroku, who was watching along the sidelines, got up from his sitting position against a tree, walked over to Inuyasha's crippled form, and poked him with his stick.
"Big sit there, Kagome-sama."
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Everyone was sitting by the campfire. Kagome was bandaging up both of Inuyasha's swollen cheeks, nose, and ears, and Shippo's bald tail. Shippo and Inuyasha glaring daggers at one another the whole time.
Sango was sitting next to Miroku... Which was a bit of a mistake...
WHACK!
"You hentai!!t The demon slayer yelled at a now unconcious Miroku. Inuyasha looked over at the twitching monk pervert. "You know, you really shouldn't do that, or your gonna get whacked every time, baka for brains." Inuyasha stated simply. Miroku could only nod weakly in agreement.
'That pervert,' Sango thought. 'Why wont the just stop groping me?'
Just then, she felt a slight weight on her butt. It moved slightly, and it seemed to have digits...
SMACK!
"YOU ASSHOLE!!!"
'OK, being nice girl over. Commence beating.'
Miroku's night wasn't what people would call a... fun one. Pain was his new best friend, and it comforted him throughout the rocks and boomarangs and fists.
The monk sighed. 'I'll still get her... One of these days, she'll enjoy those... 'moments'...'
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Will Miroku ever learn to stop touching women in unsuitable places? And what of Shippos tail?
Hahahaha!! Sorry for the shortness of this chapter, but, the inspiration came at 1 o' clock in the morning, so you know, I had a harder time getting it out of my brain and on to the microsoft works, um… thingy… Please, please, please R&R!!
Well, Bye for now, I'll try to update soon. Until then, see ya!
Yay! my writers block finally ended!!
(Silver Dragon: Ne, this is a SHORT chapter! Couldn't you make 'em LONGER, Fuzzy? And what's with the awful grammar?)
'Shup, you. (^^;;) Bye!
~Fuzzy
