Disclaimer: FINE I ADMIT it, these sadistic hotties aren't mine. There I SAID IT. Hmph

Chapter two- Unknown Visitor part I

"My name is Relena Dorlin."

"Hey babe- Duo Maxwell a.k.a  Shinigami, God of Death.

"They call me Trowa Barton, you might as well also."

"Hey Trowa, cut the serious unknown fighter crap, damn Heero wanna-be."

Duo gulped as Trowa glared at him.

"Quatre Winner" Quatre extended his hand. "Pleased to meet you."

" Hey Relena, don't get to close to Dorothy's play child- she'll stab you in the back!"

"Hmph" A low grunt of agreement came from the corner of the room. A young Chinese boy was leaning by the window, arms crossed and eyes slight.

"That's Chang, WuFei, better get used to his attitude now cuz he always acts like a tight- ass. Not to mention… EEEP!!

Duo managed to avoid two daggers thrown by Trowa, but his demise was inevitable as 12 more pinned him to the wall. In a flash they had him bound and gagged while WuFei arranged some type of contraption above his head, smirking WuFei stepped back.

" Hey braidy boy, you ever thought of a snip?"

Duo's eyes widened as he saw a rope in his hand, and undoubtedly felt the cold steel of either a gun or * gulp * something else in back of his head. By the evil smirk on Fei's face Duo just knew, it had to be…scissors. I wish it WAS a gun.

" These are your specials?" Relena looked around, amused.

If you could get past her ever frigid tone of voice it would be nice to hear her speak. Is giving me goose bumps. "Excuse them, they are always like this…well, at least Duo is."

"The one with the braid?"

"DUUUUUUOOOOOOO!" Duo had  somehow escaped and had made a mad dash for he window, the whole time clutching his hair.

"My beautiful hair, oh yes I luv you too. I luv u, I luv u, good ponytail." Duo nuzzled his hair as he jumped out the window…forgetting they were on the 13th floor.

"Let me show you to your room."

"He'll be ok?"

"Hn" Heero smirked, he was sure he heard a distant * Smack * of person hitting pavement. Were gonna need a giant spatula for this. "Did you bring anything?"

"Only a few items" Why am I so uncomfortable around him? "I wonder where his room is, maybe then I could…"

"Its down the hall, two doors down. Maybe then you could do what?…" Heero had an evil smirk on his face.

"Um, nothing" Shit! I said that out loud, HENTAI! I'm not suppose to be thinking things like that.

"Change your clothes- were going out for dinner"

"At 9 am?"

"You'll see"

"Yes, Mr.Yuy"

Twenty minutes later Relena came down in a pair of blue jeans and a black tank top. She decided to ignore the eyes raking over her body. She'll let Duo live for now, she now knows how WuFei feels.

"So Heero, where we gonna eat to'nite?"

"Umm Heero." Quatre spoke up " your not going to try to force your gundam through a Mc Donald's drive-through again are you?"

"I thought I told you never to mention that again, or else I'll let Dorothy out of Creedmoor."

Quatre's eyes watered as the others grimaced at the thought of the ugly memories.

"No, no, ANYTHING but that- please Heero-sama

"Since when do you speak Japanese?"

"Ano…I don't know, think, this IS a japanime isn't it? Oops, I said that out loud?"

"Stop being a smart-ass"

Relena rolled her eyes and stole a quick glance at her Japanese employer. He had a slight frame, hidden under his white shirt and close fitting black jeans. He's one of the few guys who look good in tight clothing. She watched him as he turned to walk out the door.

"Man what an ass…"

Yeah. She thought. What an …hey! Wait a minute.

All the gundam boys/girl was staring at Quatre, who was staring at Heero's ass, who was staring at the glass case mounted on the wall that held emergency pistols…

"WHEN ARE WE GOING TO EAT, IM HUNGRY!!!" Duo was whining like an oversized baby.

Heero sighed, Damn, when the hell did HE get back up here- I was SOO sure he was dead, oh well "We are going to L2"

Duo's eyes widned, but his pupils were pinpoint. "L2, as in MY L2?  You think what we have there is for human consumption? And you wonder why people there are so damn hard to kill, their bodies are cast iron from the food. We can't let Lena go there."

"My name is Relena"

"Lena won't be able to stand it there."

"RELENA"

"Your right Duo, poor Lena has got to eat something proper"

"REL…"

"The injustice of it all! To treat the poor weak onna like that"

Seeing Relena seething Heero smirked "Yare yare, come on…Lena"

The sound of air being sliced echoed through the hallways. At point blank rage Relena had fired off two rounds. The gun pointed at Heero.

Heero once again smirked and dropped two objects from his hand. A clanking noise hit the linoleum floors of the Preventors building. It was two bullets, the ones aiming for his head.

Shit, and here I thought I would be fired for killing my employer, how the hell did he do that? He ain't no ordinary pacifist.

"See Heero, you pissed of Rel-chan

"WHO YOU CALLIN REL-CHAN!!!!!"

*On L2*

"So, where we goin'?" The handsome American fighter was twirling his beloved ponytail with his index finger. Although he had a few lumps on his head, a broken hand and a sprained ankle (you know why) he appeared fine.

"Anywhere that would have records on the colony L2 and its sub-sections"

"Police archives" Duo grinned wickedly "this will be fun."

Relena studied his profile. Duo actually looked serious. Like a split personality, Duo is the perfect name for him.

"While your at it" Heero continued " you can get me a laptop."

"You forgot your laptop?" Trowa said. Everyone looked at him weird.

"NOOOOOO, I CAN'T BE, THIS MISSION IS FATED TO FAIL! #1- Heero forgot something, #2- Trowa spoke!"

Well, he's back to his normal self thought Relena.

Heero snickered "Lets just find some motels where we can change. Alright, Duo and WuFei, go get our info. Quatre and Trowa get the necessary equipment, and I'll go with Relena to get a room."

"Awe man, why do YOU get to go with the babe to get a room? HECK, you don't even know WHAT TO DO when you're alone in a room with a girl!!! Why do I get stuck with WUFEI!!!!!"

" CUZ YOU FLIRT TOO MUCH!!!" they all screamed.

"Its not like I want to be with a baka like you, but I feel bad for Trowa, after all he IS stuck with Quatre."

"Still, I don't want to be stuck with a women hater like YOU. And you SWEAR your not gay. Remember- bad association spoils useful habits." * SMACK * "OUCH" WuFei's katana came down on Duo's head with a vengeance.

"Everyone pick up their outfits and meet at point 6 by 9pm."

"Roger that Yuy."

" Nataku and I will handle it"

"At 9pm you said? I'll be there"

"Hmmm"

Heero watched as both groups scattered.

"Mission Accepted"

* At the Motel *

"Lena, hurry up!!"        

"I'm coming!" Relena shuffled around in the room. I can't believe Heero did this to me.

/Flashback/

"Relena were going to need to stop somewhere"

"Why, what do you need"

"Leather" he replied "LOTS of leather"

Now I know what the leather is for, at least. Relena emerged from the room and instantly heard a thud. She spun around to find Duo's jaw on the floor, tongue rolling out and drooling. "DAMN RELENA! HEERO ACTUALLY GOT YOU TO WEAR THAT? He's not too bad after all…"

"Can it Maxwell!"

"My bad, alright lets roll."

It was 9:30 when they arrived.

"THIS is point 6?" Relena looked up at the neon sign. "A night club?"

"Yup, this is where us gundam boys spend our spare time, foods not bad either."

Was it my imagination or did he say gundam? The gundams were specialized mobile suits that take on the personality of the pilot. I can remember a few names, Deathscythe, and Heavyarms I think were two of them. And of course, The Wing Zero, the ultimate gundam- and pilot. I can't seem to remember their names though.  

"Your late." A familiar monotonous voice floated over towards them. Heero tried not to make it obvious as he stared at Relena. She is dressed to kill- literally. This WAS after all their first mission. She had miniature daggers in her hair for decoration. A gun tucked somewhere- although he couldn't POSSIBLY know where she would put it. She had on a skin tight leather miniskirt and sheer black stockings that showed all he leg in the world. She had on a black leather tube top with diamond studs as a trim. Not even Heero knew that each stud held its own potion and antidote. Sleeping powder, sleeping gas, paralysis powder, truth serum, purple poison for consummation- which would kill you instantly, yellow poison for the touch- which would goes to your brain an destroyes the hypothalamus gland causing you to die from fever, and her personal favorite, white poison that pops your arteries and blood comes through every pore of your body and you bleed to death. And he best thing about it is that all you need is one little sniff. Some were bombs, some were cameras, some were microphones.

"I'm very sorry Mr. Yuy, but Duo had suddenly decided to comb every strand of his ponytail, I couldn't get him out of the room." She lied- she wanted to see Duo get clobbered.

"Duo…" Heero turned to find his friend being swarmed by his adoring female counterparts. He sighed, he looked over at Relena who was attracting WAAAY too much attention for his liking, not to mention the various females eyeing him. This was gonna be a loooong night.

Chapter 2 part II coming out tomorrow!!

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Glossary of Japanese Terms:

Hentai- pervert

Onna- woman

Yare yare- oh well

Baka- stupid, idiot, dummy, crazy ,asshole, ect, (you get the picture)