PD:TV!!!!!!!! It's very addictive!!!!!!! So don't watch to much or you'll have the sudden urge to reenact scenes from your favorite episode of Jerry Springer!!!!! And trust me that's not good!!!!! Hence my new stupid story,

Bad Tv!

*theme song* Dunuh nuh nuh nuh! Wanna watch some tv? Well reconsider looking at the tube, 'Cause you should remember that it's bad for you! Uh, duhnuh nuh nuh nuh! Yeah yeah yeah! Tv=bad! And Shiny things are fun! Duhnuh!

*Starring* Inuyasha Kagome Miroku Sango Shippo Hot-er-Sesshomiru Naraku Malik Yugi Tea Ryou Bakura (Are you actually reading this?) Yami Joey Mai Seto Tristan Hiei! 3 Keiko Kurama Kuwabara Karasu Yusuke Botan Koenma Yukina Shishiwakemaru Jin Touya Vesu Durango

*Starting-ness*

We enter the living room of Durangos house, where there are a bunch of peoples, and several chunks missing out of the wall. "I'm bored!" Screamed the ever ugly mutant monkey Kuwabara. "Why do we even have to be here?" "Because my repulsive friend, it's been raining for a week, and you'll drown if you go out there." Said Durango, who had had enough of their crap and actually wouldn't mind them all drowning, but PD is writing this, and won't let him kill them all off. "I know!" Shouted Kuwabaka, "We'll build an ark!" And he jumped up onto the table in a very stupid pose. " Omee tada no baka-mono da. Damare...." Yawned Hiei. "Wha'd you say shortie!" Kuwabara was obviously about to get his ass kicked so our favorite person (cough, bashee) Tea intervened. "Don't fight you guys, because we're trapped here together, and unity and friendship are the answer, not senseless beatings and-" But Inuyasha interrupted her by putting his new favorite toy, duct-tape over her mouth. Everyone was in a very VERY bad mood, except for Shishiwakemaru, who had an audience, Karasu who was creeping out Kurama, and Vesu and Jin who were always in good moods. "Ku ku ku ku......." Naraku was in his corner bothering everyone by laughing softly for hours. "Yawn.... Why don't we just watch some nice tv." Said Botan, who was trying to take a nap. "NOOOOOOO! Tv bad..........." Vesu shrieked, but no one paid attention to her, because she did this quite often.

Anyway.........*4 months later*

Everyone:Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Vesu:The rain stopped!

Hiei:Tv.............

Malik:Tv...............

*2 months later*

Everyone:NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! *the cable went out*

Karasu:*sob* What do we do now!!!!! Comfort me Kurama! *clinging to Kurama's shirt*

Hiei:Fools, we do all there is to do.

Seto:Which is what?

Kagome:Ge-get lives?

Hiei:No baka, redo the shows!

*crickets chirp* *then*

Everyone:Hell yeah!

*end*

PD:Short, I know it, but that was an intro. Review and give me some dumb shows.