PD:Everything has been prepared!
The guests and the audience are anyone who's not Hiei.
WARNING! Alot of Yaoi! But nessicary, and not everyone who was a boy still is.
Show #1: Jerry Springer! And I'm not dissing any of the characters! This is just how Jerry Springer is!
Audience:Jerry! Jerry!
Hiei:*walks on stage*
Audience:YAY!!!
Hiei:Today our show is about, the same thing it always is, love triangle-octogan-thingies!
Audience:YAY!!!
Hiei:Anyway, our first guest is Shishiwakemaru, who's been cheating on his girlfriend Mai since they got together! Let's bring him out shall we?
Audience:YAY!!!
Shishi:*walks out* YO!
Audience:BOO!!!
Random person:Cheating scum!
Shishi:*flicks them off, winks and sits down* 'Sup Jerry?
Hiei:You came here today, saying you've cheated on your girlfriend Mai with-*reads card* Everyone.
Shishi:Thaz right! Everybody wants summa dis! *waves arms in the air*
Hiei:-_-; Right. Well let's bring Mai out here shall we?
Mai:*Walks out* Hey ya'll!
Audience:YAY!!! You go girl!!!!
Mai:*Sits down* Hey Shishi-boo, why are we here?
Hiei:Shishi has brought you here to tell you he's been sleeping with-everyone.
Shishi:Thaz right! Everyone!
Mai:*gasp!* No! I thought you loved me! *tears up*
Audience:Aw.......
Hiei:Well, let's bring out some of "everyone".
Mai:Hell yeah! So I can do some bitch slappin'!
*Out comes Yusuke, Kagome, Inuyasha, Tea, and Sesshomiru* XD *all sit down*
Kagome:Hey Jerry! *gasp!* Hi Shishi......
Inuyasha:Shishi!
Sesshomiru:Wakemaru........
Yusuke: Sup Jer'! Hey Shish-dawg!
Tea:Hi Jerry, Hi Shishi! *giggles*
Shishi:*winks at them all*
Hiei:Ok........Well you all claim to have slept with Shishi.
Sesshomiru:Yes.....
Hiei:Um, why?
Inuyasha:Because everyone wants somma dat!
Audience:*Cheers*
Mai:*starts attacking everyone*NO GOD DAMN IT! HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!! *bleep**bleep**bleep*
Shishi:*jumps up**bleep**BLEEEEEEEEEP* *bleep**bleep*
Bouncers:*Grab everyone*
Hiei:Right, well we'll get back to you later. Our next guest is Kurama, who claims to love Joey, while secretly being with Karasu, his cousin. Come out Kurama!
Audience:Yay!!!
Kurama:*walks out* Hello.
Hiei:Now Kurama also has a problem, he's a crossdresser but he thinks he's not.
Kurama:.o+ I am not a crossdresser!
Hiei:See?
Audience:Cross-dress-er! Cross-dress-er!
Kurama:*bleep!*I*Bleep, bleep!**flicks them off* *sits down*
Hiei:Kurama, you love Joey?
Kurama:Yes, yes I do.
Hiei:But what about Karasu?
Kurama:I don't know I-Hey! Shishi!
Mai:YOU SLEPT WITH HIM?!?!?!
Shishi:Yep!
Hiei.........Anyway......Let's bring out Joey!
Joey:*dances out*Whazup ppl! I'm feelin' *bleep!*-Shishi-babe?
Shishi:And him!
Hiei:............
Kurama:Joey, I've been going out with Karasu.
Audience:Ooooooo.........
Joey:Yeah, I knew, if you really want to be with him, I'm really ok wit' dat.
Audience:Aww.........
Joey:Plus I have too!
Kurama:^__^ Oh! Ok then!
Hiei:.........Ok..........Karasu.....
Karasu:*behind Kurama* Hello.
Kurama:Meep!
Shishi:Hey! Karasu!
Karasu:Shishi?
Hiei:o.O*BLEEP!* Anyway, This is a real love triangle what are you going to do?
Kurama:I dunno! Let's ask the audience!
Keiko:*in the audience* I think you should all just be together! And I wouldn't mind doing it again Shish!
Shishi:*grins*
Hiei:Well....Next person!
Botan:Hi!
Audience:YAY!!!
Botan:And I'd just like to say-*Bleep!* Shishiwakemaru! Long time no see!
Hiei:Ahem! Anyway, you've been cheating on your boyfriend Touya with, Mai.
Botan:That's right!
Hiei:And you want to tell Touya! Well let's get him!
Touya:*walks out* Hey Jerry!
Audience:YAY!!!
Hiei:Well Botan has to tell you something.
Botan:I've been cheating on you with Mai.
Audience:BOO!!!
Touya:*Bleep!*Mai?!?!?!Well, to be honest, I did sleep with this guy I met in a bar. What was his name? Oh yeah! Shishi-somthin'!
Hiei:THAT'S IT! EVERYONE WHO'S SLEPT WITH SHISHIWAKEMARU RAISE YOUR HAND!!!!!!!
Audience:*all raise their hands*
Bouncers:*raise their hands*
Veiwers:*raise their hands*
Guests:*raise their hands*
Hiei:.....................................Ok, that's all I can put up with today.......... *walks out*
Vesu:Hey Kurama! Take it off! Take it off!
Audience:Take it off! Take it off!
Kurama:*takes it off to reveal that he is really a girl and gets beads*
Audience:YAY!!! HUH?!?!?!!?
*end*
PD:Yeah, I know, short, but funny, right? Ok, vote! 1.Say what kareoke 2.Sabrina the teenage witch 3.Biography 4.Yugioh!
Which one? (and I promise I'll make it longer, this was just sudden inspiration.)
REVIEW!!!!!!!!
Show #1: Jerry Springer! And I'm not dissing any of the characters! This is just how Jerry Springer is!
Audience:Jerry! Jerry!
Hiei:*walks on stage*
Audience:YAY!!!
Hiei:Today our show is about, the same thing it always is, love triangle-octogan-thingies!
Audience:YAY!!!
Hiei:Anyway, our first guest is Shishiwakemaru, who's been cheating on his girlfriend Mai since they got together! Let's bring him out shall we?
Audience:YAY!!!
Shishi:*walks out* YO!
Audience:BOO!!!
Random person:Cheating scum!
Shishi:*flicks them off, winks and sits down* 'Sup Jerry?
Hiei:You came here today, saying you've cheated on your girlfriend Mai with-*reads card* Everyone.
Shishi:Thaz right! Everybody wants summa dis! *waves arms in the air*
Hiei:-_-; Right. Well let's bring Mai out here shall we?
Mai:*Walks out* Hey ya'll!
Audience:YAY!!! You go girl!!!!
Mai:*Sits down* Hey Shishi-boo, why are we here?
Hiei:Shishi has brought you here to tell you he's been sleeping with-everyone.
Shishi:Thaz right! Everyone!
Mai:*gasp!* No! I thought you loved me! *tears up*
Audience:Aw.......
Hiei:Well, let's bring out some of "everyone".
Mai:Hell yeah! So I can do some bitch slappin'!
*Out comes Yusuke, Kagome, Inuyasha, Tea, and Sesshomiru* XD *all sit down*
Kagome:Hey Jerry! *gasp!* Hi Shishi......
Inuyasha:Shishi!
Sesshomiru:Wakemaru........
Yusuke: Sup Jer'! Hey Shish-dawg!
Tea:Hi Jerry, Hi Shishi! *giggles*
Shishi:*winks at them all*
Hiei:Ok........Well you all claim to have slept with Shishi.
Sesshomiru:Yes.....
Hiei:Um, why?
Inuyasha:Because everyone wants somma dat!
Audience:*Cheers*
Mai:*starts attacking everyone*NO GOD DAMN IT! HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!! *bleep**bleep**bleep*
Shishi:*jumps up**bleep**BLEEEEEEEEEP* *bleep**bleep*
Bouncers:*Grab everyone*
Hiei:Right, well we'll get back to you later. Our next guest is Kurama, who claims to love Joey, while secretly being with Karasu, his cousin. Come out Kurama!
Audience:Yay!!!
Kurama:*walks out* Hello.
Hiei:Now Kurama also has a problem, he's a crossdresser but he thinks he's not.
Kurama:.o+ I am not a crossdresser!
Hiei:See?
Audience:Cross-dress-er! Cross-dress-er!
Kurama:*bleep!*I*Bleep, bleep!**flicks them off* *sits down*
Hiei:Kurama, you love Joey?
Kurama:Yes, yes I do.
Hiei:But what about Karasu?
Kurama:I don't know I-Hey! Shishi!
Mai:YOU SLEPT WITH HIM?!?!?!
Shishi:Yep!
Hiei.........Anyway......Let's bring out Joey!
Joey:*dances out*Whazup ppl! I'm feelin' *bleep!*-Shishi-babe?
Shishi:And him!
Hiei:............
Kurama:Joey, I've been going out with Karasu.
Audience:Ooooooo.........
Joey:Yeah, I knew, if you really want to be with him, I'm really ok wit' dat.
Audience:Aww.........
Joey:Plus I have too!
Kurama:^__^ Oh! Ok then!
Hiei:.........Ok..........Karasu.....
Karasu:*behind Kurama* Hello.
Kurama:Meep!
Shishi:Hey! Karasu!
Karasu:Shishi?
Hiei:o.O*BLEEP!* Anyway, This is a real love triangle what are you going to do?
Kurama:I dunno! Let's ask the audience!
Keiko:*in the audience* I think you should all just be together! And I wouldn't mind doing it again Shish!
Shishi:*grins*
Hiei:Well....Next person!
Botan:Hi!
Audience:YAY!!!
Botan:And I'd just like to say-*Bleep!* Shishiwakemaru! Long time no see!
Hiei:Ahem! Anyway, you've been cheating on your boyfriend Touya with, Mai.
Botan:That's right!
Hiei:And you want to tell Touya! Well let's get him!
Touya:*walks out* Hey Jerry!
Audience:YAY!!!
Hiei:Well Botan has to tell you something.
Botan:I've been cheating on you with Mai.
Audience:BOO!!!
Touya:*Bleep!*Mai?!?!?!Well, to be honest, I did sleep with this guy I met in a bar. What was his name? Oh yeah! Shishi-somthin'!
Hiei:THAT'S IT! EVERYONE WHO'S SLEPT WITH SHISHIWAKEMARU RAISE YOUR HAND!!!!!!!
Audience:*all raise their hands*
Bouncers:*raise their hands*
Veiwers:*raise their hands*
Guests:*raise their hands*
Hiei:.....................................Ok, that's all I can put up with today.......... *walks out*
Vesu:Hey Kurama! Take it off! Take it off!
Audience:Take it off! Take it off!
Kurama:*takes it off to reveal that he is really a girl and gets beads*
Audience:YAY!!! HUH?!?!?!!?
*end*
PD:Yeah, I know, short, but funny, right? Ok, vote! 1.Say what kareoke 2.Sabrina the teenage witch 3.Biography 4.Yugioh!
Which one? (and I promise I'll make it longer, this was just sudden inspiration.)
REVIEW!!!!!!!!
