PD:Everything has been prepared! The guests and the audience are anyone who's not Hiei. WARNING! Alot of Yaoi! But nessicary, and not everyone who was a boy still is.

Show #1: Jerry Springer! And I'm not dissing any of the characters! This is just how Jerry Springer is!

Audience:Jerry! Jerry!

Hiei:*walks on stage*

Audience:YAY!!!

Hiei:Today our show is about, the same thing it always is, love triangle-octogan-thingies!

Audience:YAY!!!

Hiei:Anyway, our first guest is Shishiwakemaru, who's been cheating on his girlfriend Mai since they got together! Let's bring him out shall we?

Audience:YAY!!!

Shishi:*walks out* YO!

Audience:BOO!!!

Random person:Cheating scum!

Shishi:*flicks them off, winks and sits down* 'Sup Jerry?

Hiei:You came here today, saying you've cheated on your girlfriend Mai with-*reads card* Everyone.

Shishi:Thaz right! Everybody wants summa dis! *waves arms in the air*

Hiei:-_-; Right. Well let's bring Mai out here shall we?

Mai:*Walks out* Hey ya'll!

Audience:YAY!!! You go girl!!!!

Mai:*Sits down* Hey Shishi-boo, why are we here?

Hiei:Shishi has brought you here to tell you he's been sleeping with-everyone.

Shishi:Thaz right! Everyone!

Mai:*gasp!* No! I thought you loved me! *tears up*

Audience:Aw.......

Hiei:Well, let's bring out some of "everyone".

Mai:Hell yeah! So I can do some bitch slappin'!

*Out comes Yusuke, Kagome, Inuyasha, Tea, and Sesshomiru* XD *all sit down*

Kagome:Hey Jerry! *gasp!* Hi Shishi......

Inuyasha:Shishi!

Sesshomiru:Wakemaru........

Yusuke: Sup Jer'! Hey Shish-dawg!

Tea:Hi Jerry, Hi Shishi! *giggles*

Shishi:*winks at them all*

Hiei:Ok........Well you all claim to have slept with Shishi.

Sesshomiru:Yes.....

Hiei:Um, why?

Inuyasha:Because everyone wants somma dat!

Audience:*Cheers*

Mai:*starts attacking everyone*NO GOD DAMN IT! HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!! *bleep**bleep**bleep*

Shishi:*jumps up**bleep**BLEEEEEEEEEP* *bleep**bleep*

Bouncers:*Grab everyone*

Hiei:Right, well we'll get back to you later. Our next guest is Kurama, who claims to love Joey, while secretly being with Karasu, his cousin. Come out Kurama!

Audience:Yay!!!

Kurama:*walks out* Hello.

Hiei:Now Kurama also has a problem, he's a crossdresser but he thinks he's not.

Kurama:.o+ I am not a crossdresser!

Hiei:See?

Audience:Cross-dress-er! Cross-dress-er!

Kurama:*bleep!*I*Bleep, bleep!**flicks them off* *sits down*

Hiei:Kurama, you love Joey?

Kurama:Yes, yes I do.

Hiei:But what about Karasu?

Kurama:I don't know I-Hey! Shishi!

Mai:YOU SLEPT WITH HIM?!?!?!

Shishi:Yep!

Hiei.........Anyway......Let's bring out Joey!

Joey:*dances out*Whazup ppl! I'm feelin' *bleep!*-Shishi-babe?

Shishi:And him!

Hiei:............

Kurama:Joey, I've been going out with Karasu.

Audience:Ooooooo.........

Joey:Yeah, I knew, if you really want to be with him, I'm really ok wit' dat.

Audience:Aww.........

Joey:Plus I have too!

Kurama:^__^ Oh! Ok then!

Hiei:.........Ok..........Karasu.....

Karasu:*behind Kurama* Hello.

Kurama:Meep!

Shishi:Hey! Karasu!

Karasu:Shishi?

Hiei:o.O*BLEEP!* Anyway, This is a real love triangle what are you going to do?

Kurama:I dunno! Let's ask the audience!

Keiko:*in the audience* I think you should all just be together! And I wouldn't mind doing it again Shish!

Shishi:*grins*

Hiei:Well....Next person!

Botan:Hi!

Audience:YAY!!!

Botan:And I'd just like to say-*Bleep!* Shishiwakemaru! Long time no see!

Hiei:Ahem! Anyway, you've been cheating on your boyfriend Touya with, Mai.

Botan:That's right!

Hiei:And you want to tell Touya! Well let's get him!

Touya:*walks out* Hey Jerry!

Audience:YAY!!!

Hiei:Well Botan has to tell you something.

Botan:I've been cheating on you with Mai.

Audience:BOO!!!

Touya:*Bleep!*Mai?!?!?!Well, to be honest, I did sleep with this guy I met in a bar. What was his name? Oh yeah! Shishi-somthin'!

Hiei:THAT'S IT! EVERYONE WHO'S SLEPT WITH SHISHIWAKEMARU RAISE YOUR HAND!!!!!!!

Audience:*all raise their hands*

Bouncers:*raise their hands*

Veiwers:*raise their hands*

Guests:*raise their hands*

Hiei:.....................................Ok, that's all I can put up with today.......... *walks out*

Vesu:Hey Kurama! Take it off! Take it off!

Audience:Take it off! Take it off!

Kurama:*takes it off to reveal that he is really a girl and gets beads*

Audience:YAY!!! HUH?!?!?!!?

*end*

PD:Yeah, I know, short, but funny, right? Ok, vote! 1.Say what kareoke 2.Sabrina the teenage witch 3.Biography 4.Yugioh!

Which one? (and I promise I'll make it longer, this was just sudden inspiration.)

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