College By: viciouslugia (I do not own Poke'mon or anything used in this story)

(A few years back in U.D. Mewtwo, Lugia, and mew watching "Terminator 2")

Mewtwo: Dude I've heard weird accents but that guy's voice is by far the weirdest.

Lugia: (tries to copy his voice) You're terminated!

Mew: This is one action packed, suspenseful movie, but not my type I'm going to bed.

Lugia: goodnight then mew

Mewtwo: can I join you?

Mew: Sure.

Tracey: (outside sketching them) icky wicky sicky! (Mewtwo psyshocks him)

Lugia: I'm going home now

Mew: (upstairs) OH YEAH! HARDER MEWTWO HARDER

Lugia: Yikes (leaves quickly)

Mewtwo: those utterly disturbing sounds are perfect for scaring away Lugia but it attracts all the legendary dogs

Entei, Raiku, and Suicune: (bust in) WAAAAAAZZUUUUUUUP

Mewtwo: Oh Shit, you guy...

Suicune: PAARTAY!

Entei and Raiku: Hell Ya!

Suicune: I found this letter in your mailbox it's all the way from that new place, uuuuuuh hoenn.

Mew: Give me that! (Snatches the letter away from Suicune and reads it) Oh crap, all our parents want us to go to college!

Mewtwo: But we haven't gone to anywhere educational in 8..2..7...3 three years! (Rolls into a ball and

starts sucking his thumb)

Mew: every legend has to go there even those downright weird losers from hoenn.

Entei: We might as well pack our bags now.

Mew: The dorms are made to have three students living in them.

Raiku: that's sick.

Mewtwo: No you are, pervert!

Entei: I'll go pack my bags now (leaves)

Suicune: me too (leaves)

Raiku: me three! Hiccup...(leaves)

Mew: we'll fly there tomorrow, tomorrow, we'll fly there tomorrow-

Mewtwo: stop singing

Mew: okay.

Mewtwo: I wanna drive.

Mew: fine.

Mewtwo: Yay! I get to steal a car!

(Next day at Ford dealership)

Mewtwo: Mew look a mustang GT. I'll take this one.

Employee dude: that will be $35,000-

Mew: Go Mewtwo, I'll catch up with you later.

Mewtwo: Okay. (starts up and unlocks the car with his mind) Bye!

Hey it's my first fic take it easy. Chapter 2 will be up ASAP. NO FLAMES OR DON'T R&R