In the Hog's Head

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Harry: Ok! I'll teach stuff!

Hog's Head: griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime is goooooooooooooooooood, kiddies!

Harry: bla bla bla heroics bla bla bla...

Hoggy Warty Children: @_@ yey!!! Now we can be the Secret Society of Dumbledore's Army (pronounced 'DUH' when abbreviated)

Educational Decree Number 24

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Umbridge: BAH! I am annoying and I will soon take over the school! Oh, and everything's banned!

Harry, Ron, and Hermoine: NO! We are infused with the power of Rebellion!

Angelina: wah! No Quidditch!

DarkRose: O_O Olly..... *sobs hysterically*

Hedwig: OW!

Sirius: Help! I almost got.. *gasp* caught!!!

Dumbledore's Army

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Harry, Ron, and Hermoine: More suspecting! ^__^ Ah, the good ol' days...

Gryffindor Quidditch: Wow... Rain sucks!

Harry: Must.. contemplate.. Voldie... O_O o_o -_-

Dobby: I love clothes! ^__^ Oh, and I know where DA can meet...

DA: Whee! Let's practice curses!

The Lion and The Serpent

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Ron: Waah! I'm so nervous about Quidditch!

Luna:...hat.... hat... hat... hat...

Slytherins: We're such jerks!! Mwahaha!

Ron: U_U

Griffy Team: _ Oh no! We're losing!

Malfoy, Harry, George: *fistfight*

Umbridge: I'm annoying and evil! Harry and the twins will never play again!!!!

World: *gasp*

Hagrid's Tale

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Hagrid: Honey, I'm hoome!

Fang: *bark*

Harry, Ron, and Hermoine: O_O

Hagrid; I went to go negotiate with real live giants!

Harry, Ron, and Hermoine: O_O

Eye of the Snake

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Hagrid: Yey! Come and see the death horseys, kiddies!

Kiddies: EEK! Where are they?!?

Umbridge: I *points to self* should go *runs in place* fall *pantomines falling* off a cliff *stretches arms up* and Hagrid *oafish* is going to be fired *waves goodbye*

Cho: WAH! I miss Cedric! ... Ooh! Mistletoe!

Harry: *eats Mr. Weasley in his dreams*