A cauldron's big enough for two

Snape in a speedo welcomes you!

It's also big enough for three,

Hop in, have fun with Snape and me.

Hop in and soon you'll beg for more,

A cauldron's big enough for four.

Five people fit in just as well,

If you don't like us, go to hell.

But if you really wish for fun,

We'll try to fit another one.

"The more, the merrier," we say

Hop in and this will make your day.

If we try hard, we'll squeeze in eight,

Come on, the pleasure will be great.

But hey, just ask, we'll make it nine,

With Snape, you will be feelin fine.

Try as we may, we can't fit ten,

We're really sorry, call again.

I know this really was quite crude,

Please don't tell J.K., we'll get sued.