disc: not mine...etc

a/n: couldn't help taking the bit from the simpsons, (c) simpsons people, (u'll see what bit i mean when i read it)

"So you're a teenager from London?" Jack asked once more, he seemed to find the whole situation unbelievable and amusing.

"Yes, yes, fricking yes." Elisa responded, becoming aggravated with O' Neill's many questions.

Elisa wanted Lantesh to think of a reason to get rid of him, she could see that he didn't like the man, although it appeared not to be for the same reason as Elisa. Elisa wanted to poke around in his thoughts, but firstly he didn't seem to want her to and secondly she couldn't quite figure out how. 'Oh well, it's not like it'll matter once I leave this body.' She was convinced that they would get her out, they had to. She wanted her own body and didn't like thoughts or plans that involved her not getting her body back. This was when the appalling thought struck her, what was Martouf doing in /her/ body!!!

He could be doing anything to her body, there was no one to look after it like there was his. And her mother! And her school! And her friends! Sufficed to say Elisa started to hyperventilate in the middle of a /conversation/ with the colonel, which caused concern from all those around her.

Lantesh quickly enough took control of the body and their breathing. He looked up to see confused faces all around him. "She was just momentarily worried about the condition of her body and her," he searched for the term, "life."

At hearing this, Jack suddenly realized no one had made any inquires as to the girl's body, they had been so fascinated with the fact that it had actually happened. Just as he was about to reprimand someone for it, Carter spoke up.

"I actually came in to ask what your address was." Phew, Jack thought, thank God for Carter sometimes, he paused, thank God for Carter all of the time.

He looked to Martouf, he couldn't believe that inside of him was a teenage girl, "So you're a…"

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Martouf looked around, what /were/ these people poking him with now?!

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Hiki and Liju, two random aliens sat in their ship, above Vorash bickering like children.

"I told you I could do it!" Liju shouted at Hiki.

"I didn't say you couldn't do it! I said you shouldn't!" Hiki shouted back.

"Well what are we going to do now? I don't think I can swap them back, I may have *cough* broken the machine" Liju finished quietly.

"What?! This is just typical, we can't just leave them like that, even if they are proof that your stupidity is unsurpassed by any other being in the universe." Liju couldn't believe that he had allowed this to happen, typical, just typical.

"Well, I could /try/ and fix the machine, although, y'know when I was boasting and showing you .my. new machine..."

"Yes.."

"Well, it isn't exactly /mine/, I may have *cough* hadhelpfromHyun"

"Oh someone have pity on me today! How /ever/ did I get assigned such an idiot!?" Hiki exclaimed.

"You agreed to me on the ship as a favour to your mother's mother, my aunt."

"Now you add the final insult and remind me that we're related!!!"

"Sorry, I'll just...go...try...fix the machine." With that Liju scampered off, leaving a fuming Hiki behind.

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bratprincess gna apologise about the delay, I wasn't going to finish it, but, aw hey, the more reviews I get the mroe likely i am to write quicker *grins* also reviews that might help me would be better.