I'm starting a new story so you don't get bored between chapters of HH. Like you care, you don't cause I never get reviews. It's super smash bros melee and it's probably been done before so start readin'!

Disclaimer: If you think I own SSBM then I'm sorry to
say that you are an incredibly stupid.

What are you doing?! Get reading!

Stop readin' this crappy rant and start reading the
crappy story!

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A/N: Yes the pokemon can talk.

Kirby: I'm bored!

Samus: So what?

Kirby: Let's do something!

Zelda: We can't. The Master Hand won't let us. Where
is he anyway, I haven't seen him in a while.

Link: (comes running from Master Hans area) Guess
what.

Yoshi: What?

Link: Master Hand is dead!

Young Link: And how do you know that older me?

Link: I just saw him and he doesn't even have a pulse.

Zelda: How do you know that? He doesn't have a neck
or wrists

Ness: Does it really matter? He's dead and that's
good! We're FREE!

*7and 3 37ths
minutes later*

Pikachu: So, what should we do?

Jigglypuff: Let's have some battles just for fun.

Everyone: OK!

Ganondorf: Who should go first?

Zelda: Let's go! You and me. (A/N: I really like
Zelda. L: So? I just thought I'd let you all know!)
I want revenge for all the times you tried, and failed
might I add, to steal my triforce! ( Holds up left
hand showing a shining triforce triangle)

Ganondorf: Where shall we fight?

Zelda: Somewhere neither of us have an advantage.
Let's have someone pick a stage for us. Since no one
likes you it shouldn't take long to pick someone.

Ganondorf: HEY!

Link: But almost everyone likes you Zelda.

Zelda: Oh well, Kirby doesn't pay attention so let's
use him.

Kirby: (jerks awake from a dream) NO! STOP THE
CANTALOUPES! NOOOOOOOOO!

Peach: What the heck are you screaming about?!

Kirby: I had a weird dream and you were in it and you
and you!

Mario: What happened? (A/N: I don't like to type
accents.)

Kirby: Well it started out with all of us on the
beach, Zelda was hot in a bathing suit-

Link: How dare you! ( Stabs Kirby and he goes flying
into oblivion)

Kirby: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Zelda: That little-

Kirby: HHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!

Roy: (A/N: YAY! Roy!) Get on with the story already!

Kirby: Oh yeah, anyway, suddenly a huge wave came up.
then we were in a jungle and all of the fruit started
singing really loud and a monkey came up and ate a
banana. And then the monkey started singing and doing
the Macarena (A/N: I have no idea how to spell that
and I don't own it.) This angered the surrounding
cantaloupes andthey attacked! Then I woke up
screaming.

Marth: Kirby, you are completely crazy.

Ganondorf: Well anyway, Kirby pick a stage.

Kirby: Uhmm. how about. Peach's Castle!

Zelda: Sounds good. Only let's have teams and 20
lives.

Ganondorf: I want Bowser on my team.

Zelda: And I, unsurprisingly, choose Link!

Link: Let's go G-Dorf!

Luigi: Ready, Set, Go!

Zelda: (Whispering to Link) Don't save me unless I
ask, OK?

Link: Si!

(A/N: It's in paragraphs from now on. L: Why? Cause
it's hard to type fights in script form! L: Oh.)

Ganondorf comes running up charging a punch aiming
at Zelda. Zelda dodges and zaps G-Dorf with
lightning. Meanwhile Link is slashing Bowser.

'OWW! Stop it Link!' yelled Bowser.

Bowser Koopa Claws link and link goes flying.
Ganondorf catches Link and is preparing to throw him.

"TAKE THIS G-DORF!" Yells Zelda as she lightning
kicks him right under the belt.

"Ç_ç" Ganondorf umm. said . I guess "THAT HURT
ZELDA!!!"

"Did it hurt as much as this?!" Link asked as he
stabbed Ganondorf in the head.

"That's minus 10 lives Ganondorf!" Yoshi said.

"That puts you at 9 G-Dorf" shouted Roy.

"Oh no" Exclaimed Zelda in her daintiest most
princess-y voice as Bowser attacked her. Bowser was
right over her when she got on her back and kicked him
hard under the chin.

"I thought you were a princess-y princess!" yelled
Bowser as he flies away.

"You should've listened to the gossip stones! They
say I'm a tomboy." said Zelda.

Yoshi was busy chasing Kirby with a cantaloupe and
not paying attention.

"Yoshi" yells Link as he shoots a fire arrow at the
cantaloupe, which explodes and the juice goes in
Kirby's mouth.

"WWWWEEEEEEEE!" screeched Kirby as he bounces like
a super ball (A/N: I don't own those.) around the
area. "I'M THE EVIL ALMOND QUEEN MWAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"What's up with him?" asked Samus.

"Well it's quite obvious." Pichu said. "The
cantaloupe came from the new cantaloupe-processing
plant down the street. They first wash the
cantaloupes in sugar water. Then they drill ahole in
the cantaloupe and fill it with artificial sweetener
(A/N: NNNOOO! NOTHING REPLACES REAL SUGAR! Oh I
don't own anything in this paragraph.) Then they glue
it back with a sweet substance and coat and then sold
to the hungry, sugar dependant masses.

"Huh?" asked Samus.

"They are drenched in sugar" said Peach.

"Spleeeeeee!" screamed Kirby.

"Spleeeeee?" asked Nana.

"SPLEEEE!" yelled Kirby again. "Well since no one
is paying attention to us I guess that's it" said G-
Dorf. "Then you lose!" exclaimed Y. Link. "Why?"

"Because"

"Why?"

"Cause!'

"Cause why?"

"Cause"

"Cause why?"

"Because it is destined to be so!"

"Oh okay then."

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I'm done! Sorry it was so short but I'm just starting
this story. Please R&R for a change!