And the question is........
Round Two: SOME people reviewed, so I guess I'll write some more, as I have nothing else to do. More characters answer the question: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Discalimer: I don't own anything except the idea. And the chicken. ************************************************************************************************************************************************************ Which came first, the chicken or the egg?:
Cho Chang: I don't know. I really don't care. Nothing matters anymore. The world is a black hole, and I'm just waiting until the day I can free myself from this infinate blackness and join my darling Cedric. Oh, poor Cedric! *runs away crying* (A/N: Yes, I know that was mean, but I couldn't help it! Please don't flame me just for that!)
Rita Skeeter: What chicken? Oh, that chicken! Just a minute, I want to get my Quik-Quotes quill out. Now, how long have you been consorting with chickens? Why do you spend so much time with them? Do you have some emotional attachement to chickens? No, no, none of this will be released to the press, our conversation is completely confidential! I do NOT have my fingers crossed, and I resent that you said I did! You'll be sorry....I mean, I have to go now, I have an engagement. Goodbye!
Moaning Mrytle: What do you want? Are you making fun of me? You ARE! Why would you bring a chicken unless you wanted to make fun of me with it!? 5 points if you can get an egg through Myrtle's stomach! 50 points if it's through her head! Well, HAHA, very funny, I think NOT!!! Even when I'm dead I can't escape people tormenting me, day after day! Somedays I wish I could just kill myself, then I remember that I'm....I'm.......WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Voldemort: The chicken. AVEDA KADAVRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fluffy: *CHOMP* Buuuurrrrrppppppppppp!
Percy: Well, as Mr. Crouch would have said, the chicken came first, because otherwise, how could there be an egg? Mr.Crouch was a very wise man, you know. Always knew the answer to questions such as these. Did you know he could speak over two hundred different languages? Mermish, and Troll, and French, and Bulgarian, and Swahilian, and Gobble-dee-gook, and...............
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