"Tuck in, everyone!" Dumbledore announced as the food was levitated up to the tables. Just as everyone started to eat, George walked into the room, micro mini and all. "What is UP my girlfriends?!" George said enthusiastically as he strutted in and sat down with a group of girls at the Gryffindor table. Some people laughed, but most just kept silent, in case George was for real. Next, Luna walked into the hall with only her robes and knickers on. She walked right up to the head of the room, magically summoned a pole, and stripped her self of her robes. Now, the room was in a complete uproar, with hoots and hollers coming from guys in every direction.
"Why, I never…" were the only words that could escape Professor Mcgonnagals lips before Ron paraded into the hall, with only a party hat covering his dick. Now, the hoots and hollers were coming from the girls. But before any more uproar could be caused, Harry and Hermione strolled into the Hall, like nothing was bizarre was happening. Harry and Hermione let the chaos settle down a little. The hall was quiter and teachers were less nutty.
And then, without much consideration of what he was doing, Harry grabbed Hermione, pushed her down on to the Ravenclaw table, and started making out in front of everyone. The uproar had started up again, and Harry's hand was half up Hermione skirt and Hermione shirt was half way unbuttoned. Then, in strode Fred, half running, half walking up to Snape, finally reaching him, climbing on top of the table, and kissing Snape with all his might. Bizarrely, Snape did not object. He actually let Fred climb on top of him! And then, finally, Ginny dragged Draco into the hall, and propped herself up onto the teachers table. "EVERYONE, I NEED YOUR ATTENTION!" She shouted. Everyone immediately stopped what they were doing, including Harry and Hermione, who were now stripped down to their knickers. "I have an announcement to make…. I AM PREGNANT!!!" Ginny screamed. Their was an assortment of "Oh my god" and "What!?" around the almost silent room. But it just got worse.
"Yes, it's true I am pregnant…AND IT'S HIS BABY!" Ginny yelled, pointing directly at Draco. Draco didn't look surprised. "But I wanted to tell you something, too, Draco…I…I don't love you!" Ginny cried, then continued. "I…I LOVE HERMIONE!" The hall was in pandemonium now. "ENOUGH OF THIS!" The entire room went silent. The kissing stopped, and Harry pulled his pants back up. "I AM ABSOLUTLEY OUTRAGED!" Mcgonnagal shouted. No one had ever seen her so mad. "ALL OF YOU, GET TO DUMBLEDORES OFFICE, NOW!!!!!!!" The Truth or Dare group went straight out of the hall, avoiding the embarrassing glares and winks from the spectators. But before they left, they got one last standing ovation, which was good enough for them.
