Disclaimer:
Andrew: I.. um.. wait.. what was I disclaiming again?
Dimitri: That you are too pathetic to own Dragon Ball/DBZ.
Andrew: Oh yeah! I do not own the Dragon Ball series, that
was it!
Dimitri: I can't believe YOU'RE the host..
Violet: I can't believe it's not butter!
Andrew: I can't believe you turned a disclaimer into that!
Dimitri: I can't believe you're saying I can't believe.
Andrew: I can't believe you said I can't believe.
Dimitri: I can't believe I said that either.. D'oh I can't believe I did it again! ..
ARGH!! I can't believe I just -- ARGH, I can't believe I-- ARRRGH!!
Violet: Uh, l-let's hurry up before Dimitri loses his sanity.
Dimitri: I can't believe I can't stop saying I can't believe! Argh, I can't believe
I just said it two more times!
Gohan: I can't believe you can't count..
SuMmArY:
Now if I told you the summary I'd give away the plot!
... Eh, who cares? Takes place starting in the DB series
then drags into the DBZ series. Some behind-the-scenes
crap that I bet you didn't think could happen.
If you were too lazy to read the summary before clicking,
I'm not gonna repeat myself, so nyeh nyeh =P
MAY THE FANFICTION STORY OFFICIALLY BEGIN!!!
[How To Be a Super Villian]
[Chapter One]
[Leave Readers in Suspense]
Colonel Violet snickered as she ran out of the Red Ribbom Army's
headquarters. It had been all too easy to rob them blind in this
moment of chaos. However, by the time she had found her way out,
the base was about to be blown to bits by a huge missile.
She dashed as fast as she could as she reached the exit, and
was forced to a halt by 30 armed and loyal red ribbon army
soldiers. Violet scowled and, not to be stopped by some
pathetic creatures as these, she snapped one's neck in two
with a powerful kick and twirled around, dislocating six
others' jawbones - but she had already been surrounded with
lasers and guns pointed at her. "Colonel Violent, you stand
accused of treachery to the Red Ribbon Army, and theft of
3.5 billion zenny. As punishment of these crimes, you are
hereby to be executed. Have you any last words?"
As soon as he said this, she spat in his face and kicked several
guards that were holding her back in spots I can't mention in fear
of losing my PG rating, and made a run for it - but let's face it,
twenty men with machine guns all firing at you simultaneously?
It'd take a miracle to survive, and quite frankly, a miracle didn't
take place. Need I say more?
"I.. I can't believe this is the end.." she said as everything
turned black.
"It doesn't have to be." came out a cold, yet gentle voice,
the last thing Violet heard before she slipped away..
A/N:
"I love leaving you in suspense! ^_^
Ok ok so maybe I'm not ...
But um.. Keep checked, the second chapter
will be up whenever I get my lazy butt up.
Or maybe there won't be a second chapter o_O
Add the story to your favorites or something just
in case, you never know! (like I'd end a fic
like that. Oy. XP)"
Andrew: I.. um.. wait.. what was I disclaiming again?
Dimitri: That you are too pathetic to own Dragon Ball/DBZ.
Andrew: Oh yeah! I do not own the Dragon Ball series, that
was it!
Dimitri: I can't believe YOU'RE the host..
Violet: I can't believe it's not butter!
Andrew: I can't believe you turned a disclaimer into that!
Dimitri: I can't believe you're saying I can't believe.
Andrew: I can't believe you said I can't believe.
Dimitri: I can't believe I said that either.. D'oh I can't believe I did it again! ..
ARGH!! I can't believe I just -- ARGH, I can't believe I-- ARRRGH!!
Violet: Uh, l-let's hurry up before Dimitri loses his sanity.
Dimitri: I can't believe I can't stop saying I can't believe! Argh, I can't believe
I just said it two more times!
Gohan: I can't believe you can't count..
SuMmArY:
Now if I told you the summary I'd give away the plot!
... Eh, who cares? Takes place starting in the DB series
then drags into the DBZ series. Some behind-the-scenes
crap that I bet you didn't think could happen.
If you were too lazy to read the summary before clicking,
I'm not gonna repeat myself, so nyeh nyeh =P
MAY THE FANFICTION STORY OFFICIALLY BEGIN!!!
[How To Be a Super Villian]
[Chapter One]
[Leave Readers in Suspense]
Colonel Violet snickered as she ran out of the Red Ribbom Army's
headquarters. It had been all too easy to rob them blind in this
moment of chaos. However, by the time she had found her way out,
the base was about to be blown to bits by a huge missile.
She dashed as fast as she could as she reached the exit, and
was forced to a halt by 30 armed and loyal red ribbon army
soldiers. Violet scowled and, not to be stopped by some
pathetic creatures as these, she snapped one's neck in two
with a powerful kick and twirled around, dislocating six
others' jawbones - but she had already been surrounded with
lasers and guns pointed at her. "Colonel Violent, you stand
accused of treachery to the Red Ribbon Army, and theft of
3.5 billion zenny. As punishment of these crimes, you are
hereby to be executed. Have you any last words?"
As soon as he said this, she spat in his face and kicked several
guards that were holding her back in spots I can't mention in fear
of losing my PG rating, and made a run for it - but let's face it,
twenty men with machine guns all firing at you simultaneously?
It'd take a miracle to survive, and quite frankly, a miracle didn't
take place. Need I say more?
"I.. I can't believe this is the end.." she said as everything
turned black.
"It doesn't have to be." came out a cold, yet gentle voice,
the last thing Violet heard before she slipped away..
A/N:
"I love leaving you in suspense! ^_^
Ok ok so maybe I'm not ...
But um.. Keep checked, the second chapter
will be up whenever I get my lazy butt up.
Or maybe there won't be a second chapter o_O
Add the story to your favorites or something just
in case, you never know! (like I'd end a fic
like that. Oy. XP)"
