Disclaimer:
Andrew: Yeah yeah, I don't own DB or DBZ. Bleh. If I
did however I would be so rich I could by the oceans!
I could buy Antarctica! I .. I could.. I could by a whole
lot of video games!!
Dimitri: Dork.
Andrew: Feh, let's just move on.
Violet: Jeeze, I died last time. I have yet to see
humor in this story.
Andrew: Have patience or you'll be marrying
Master Roshi in this fic!
Violet: *shuts up*
[How to Become a Super Villian]
[Chapter Two]
[Find a Young Hostage]
Violet woke up to a warm ocean breeze, graoning..
then she suddenly jumped up as she remembered what
had happened, and looked around quickly. She was
on an island, of some sort, with no sign of land in any
direction; the sun reflecting off the sand was nearly
blinding so she turned around and looked behind her
at the forest behind her. "Where.. where am I?" she
wondered outloud. ".. am I.. dead?"
"I certainly hope not." said a voice behind her that
made her scream. She turned around, scowled,
and slapped the guy behind her that said that. ".. ow."
"Who are you?" Violet asked in a rather annoyed
tone of voice. The young man behind her chuckled
a bit; he wore a long black trenchcoat that touched
the ground, black boots - heck, everything he wore
was black.
"The name's Dimitri. And you?"
"Colonel Violet." she said coldly.
"Colonel? Of what army?" Dimitri asked, feigning
curiosity.
"Of the Red Ribbon army, idiot!" she said, getting
more annoyed; she knew she'd betrayed the army,
and they knew it too, but news of Red Ribbon's fall
couldn't have gotten around that fast.
"Red Ribbon? I read about them in the
history books, m'lady. They are gone." Dimitri said
carelessly.
"How did you know that!?"
"Easy, they've been dead for years now.
And so have you."
Violet gasped. "What do you mean?"
"You were killed. Don't you remember?"
"Ok, mr. know it all, if I'm dead, then
how could I be standing here?"
"I revived you." Dimitri said proudly. Violet
looked at him for a moment before bursting
out in a fit of laughter. Dimitri scowled, held
his hand towards the ocean, and yelled as a devistating wave of force
split a canyon in the ocean for as far as the eye could see. He
then turned to face an awestruck Violet. "You
believe me now?"
"No. For all I know, you could be dead, as well,
or this could all be some dream and I haven't really
died yet."
"You question things to much, m'lady." Dimitri
sighed. "Here, I'll show you.." He snapped his fingers
and she suddenly appeared amist a large city.
"What the.." she said, looking around. Dimitri appeared
nearby. "Ok, now I know I'm dreaming." she said, before some
punk on a bike flew by, knocking her down. Then realization
hit her as she hit the ground; she wasn't dead, or dreaming;
this was all real.
"Believe me now?" Dimitri said, helping her up.
"Yeah, I guess so.." she sighed, looking around her,
taking in the sights of the city for the first real time. ".. hmm,
you wouldn't happen to've saved my money as well..?"
"But of coarse, Violet." Dimitri laughed. He picked Violet
up, despite her defiance to the idea, and teleported the both
of them to a huge castle, in a room full of gold, silver, and jewelry.
He handed her the sacks of cash she stole a while back.
"Thanks. I'm outta here." she said, running down a hallway
towards light; obviously an exit. Suddenly a wall appeared in
front of her out of nowhere. She skidded to a halt and turned around
as Dimitri walked up to her. "What's the big idea!?"
"Easy. You get your money, and in return, you stay here."
"What!?"
"You heard me." Dimitri said, petting a black cat that
climbed up onto his shoulder. "This is where you live now.
All of your old belongings have been nicely arranged
in a comfortable room upstairs."
"You can't do this to me!!" she yelled, lunging at
him. He sidestepped into the wall and disappeared,
reappearing beside her from the other wall.
"The walls have changed so if you go straight,
you will find your room and a nice meal prepared." he
said, disappearing as her fist flew at him, missing and
hitting the wall. Violet cringed, rubbing her sore knuckles
as she grudgingly walked down the hallway to
her new living quarters..
A/N: "Ok so it isn't that funny yet, but it'll
get better. Do you people hate me yet? Oh
and trust me, it DOES have DBZ in it. In fact,
they're in the time line of DBZ right now.
Will Violet try to escape? Will Dimitri
try to not be a jerk? Will love blossom?
Will they take over the planet? Will I ever
shut up?! Find out next time! Please
review I beg of you!!"
Andrew: Yeah yeah, I don't own DB or DBZ. Bleh. If I
did however I would be so rich I could by the oceans!
I could buy Antarctica! I .. I could.. I could by a whole
lot of video games!!
Dimitri: Dork.
Andrew: Feh, let's just move on.
Violet: Jeeze, I died last time. I have yet to see
humor in this story.
Andrew: Have patience or you'll be marrying
Master Roshi in this fic!
Violet: *shuts up*
[How to Become a Super Villian]
[Chapter Two]
[Find a Young Hostage]
Violet woke up to a warm ocean breeze, graoning..
then she suddenly jumped up as she remembered what
had happened, and looked around quickly. She was
on an island, of some sort, with no sign of land in any
direction; the sun reflecting off the sand was nearly
blinding so she turned around and looked behind her
at the forest behind her. "Where.. where am I?" she
wondered outloud. ".. am I.. dead?"
"I certainly hope not." said a voice behind her that
made her scream. She turned around, scowled,
and slapped the guy behind her that said that. ".. ow."
"Who are you?" Violet asked in a rather annoyed
tone of voice. The young man behind her chuckled
a bit; he wore a long black trenchcoat that touched
the ground, black boots - heck, everything he wore
was black.
"The name's Dimitri. And you?"
"Colonel Violet." she said coldly.
"Colonel? Of what army?" Dimitri asked, feigning
curiosity.
"Of the Red Ribbon army, idiot!" she said, getting
more annoyed; she knew she'd betrayed the army,
and they knew it too, but news of Red Ribbon's fall
couldn't have gotten around that fast.
"Red Ribbon? I read about them in the
history books, m'lady. They are gone." Dimitri said
carelessly.
"How did you know that!?"
"Easy, they've been dead for years now.
And so have you."
Violet gasped. "What do you mean?"
"You were killed. Don't you remember?"
"Ok, mr. know it all, if I'm dead, then
how could I be standing here?"
"I revived you." Dimitri said proudly. Violet
looked at him for a moment before bursting
out in a fit of laughter. Dimitri scowled, held
his hand towards the ocean, and yelled as a devistating wave of force
split a canyon in the ocean for as far as the eye could see. He
then turned to face an awestruck Violet. "You
believe me now?"
"No. For all I know, you could be dead, as well,
or this could all be some dream and I haven't really
died yet."
"You question things to much, m'lady." Dimitri
sighed. "Here, I'll show you.." He snapped his fingers
and she suddenly appeared amist a large city.
"What the.." she said, looking around. Dimitri appeared
nearby. "Ok, now I know I'm dreaming." she said, before some
punk on a bike flew by, knocking her down. Then realization
hit her as she hit the ground; she wasn't dead, or dreaming;
this was all real.
"Believe me now?" Dimitri said, helping her up.
"Yeah, I guess so.." she sighed, looking around her,
taking in the sights of the city for the first real time. ".. hmm,
you wouldn't happen to've saved my money as well..?"
"But of coarse, Violet." Dimitri laughed. He picked Violet
up, despite her defiance to the idea, and teleported the both
of them to a huge castle, in a room full of gold, silver, and jewelry.
He handed her the sacks of cash she stole a while back.
"Thanks. I'm outta here." she said, running down a hallway
towards light; obviously an exit. Suddenly a wall appeared in
front of her out of nowhere. She skidded to a halt and turned around
as Dimitri walked up to her. "What's the big idea!?"
"Easy. You get your money, and in return, you stay here."
"What!?"
"You heard me." Dimitri said, petting a black cat that
climbed up onto his shoulder. "This is where you live now.
All of your old belongings have been nicely arranged
in a comfortable room upstairs."
"You can't do this to me!!" she yelled, lunging at
him. He sidestepped into the wall and disappeared,
reappearing beside her from the other wall.
"The walls have changed so if you go straight,
you will find your room and a nice meal prepared." he
said, disappearing as her fist flew at him, missing and
hitting the wall. Violet cringed, rubbing her sore knuckles
as she grudgingly walked down the hallway to
her new living quarters..
A/N: "Ok so it isn't that funny yet, but it'll
get better. Do you people hate me yet? Oh
and trust me, it DOES have DBZ in it. In fact,
they're in the time line of DBZ right now.
Will Violet try to escape? Will Dimitri
try to not be a jerk? Will love blossom?
Will they take over the planet? Will I ever
shut up?! Find out next time! Please
review I beg of you!!"
