Disclaimer:
Andrew: "Guess what good reader? I don't own DB OR DBZ!
Isn't that something?"
Dimitri: "Spare us the ill humor and start today's episode."
Andrew: "Aww, you can't wait to have the romantic
scenes with Violet, can you?"
Dimitri&Violet: "Shut up!!"
Andrew: "Anyway, as I said, I do not own DB or DBZ,
nor do I make any profits."
Goku: "Do profits taste good?"
Dimitri: ".. you are such an idiot, Goku."
Violet: "Hurry up and start the fic!"
Andrew: "Alright already! Oh yeah and this fic is good
advertising too! Imagine what people would think to
see your fine product being used by a sorceror? :P But
just in case, I don't own Snickers bars either."
Goku: "Mmm, Snickers..."
[How to Become a Super Villian]
[Chapter Four]
[Find a Wicked Queen]
Dimitri stood up, brushing himself off,
and looked at the book, assuring himself
that he misunderstood what it said. "Oh, no..
Not that I have any problem with it.. but,
I mean, come on, I kidnapped the girl, how
am I ever going to..."
The sorceror sighed. This was going to
be harder than fighting Young Link back in
his last hosting position. Harder than creating
a clone of Mario. Harder than cherry bombing
toilets in the second grade with all the super
high-tech survailance that existed in that
date&time. Harder than anything he's ever
done in his lifetime. I think we get the
point now.
After a long while of pondering, he
decided on the direct approach, and made
his way up the stairs to his young prisoner's
room, knocking on the door. "Go away." came
a voice from inside. Dimitri chuckled.
"May I please come in, m'lady?" Dimitri
asked as politely as he could muster.
"No, you may not." Violet said. Dimitri ignored her and
moved through the door like a ghost. There
was a scream, followed by glass shattering,
and Dimitri quickly opened the door, ran out,
and closed the door behind him. "You know,
you could have just told me you were changing!"
"Well you should have known better than
to walk in on me like that!!" Violet shouted angrily
from inside.
"I'm really sorry! I had a proposal for you!"
"Oh, no, you're not trying to marry me, are you?"
"Uh, actually, it was more of an offer of.. of.. of being
my partner in global domination! Yeah! You'd get half
the profits!" Dimitri said, before adding mentally, "oh, yeah,
I'm good."
Violet opened the door, wearing a long black dress - Not
the uncomfortable, fancy sort of dress, but the kind you would
wear to sleep in. "What sort of profits?"
"Well, you'd get half of everything, to put it simply." Dimitri
said. "All you have to do is go out with me."
"I knew it. This is all some scam to get a date." Violet said,
rolling her eyes and closing the door. Dimitri walked after her,
but failed to walk through the door like a ghost and rammed into
it. ".. Ow! Jeeze.." he muttered as he got it right the next time and
got through. "No, no, that's not it at all - I really am plotting
world conquest, and there will be a lot of riches --"
Violet turned around and stopped walking. "If you really
wanted a date you could have tried the normal way. You didn't
have to make up an excuse you know."
"Well, hey, I can always reverse time, would you say yes
if I didn't make up an excuse?"
".. no." Violet said with a smirk.
"Harsh." Dimitri said, walking up to her. "Can I atleast watch
the stars with you? This room has the only good view of'em."
"What do you mean? The roof keeps you from seeing most
of them." Violet asked, stepping away from him. "And besides, I'd
rather be alone."
"Do you remember that panel I showed you? I guess not.
Place your hand on it and you will see."
Violet looked at him like he was crazy, but went over
to the stone panal and placed her hand on it. Suddenly, the
walls and the roof seemed to disappear, giving a perfect view
at all the stars in the sky. She looked up in awe.
"Of coarse, if you really want your privacy, I'll go." Dimitri
shrugged, walking out of the room. "G'nite, m'lady." he said
with a polite bow as he closed the door and began walking down
the long hallway to his room, the walls shifting once more to allow
access to it. For some reason, the hallway seemed a lot longer
tonight than it had before. Once he made it to his room, he
turned back towards the stairs that led to Violet's room and snapped
his fingers; an opening appeared near the stairs, allowing passage to
the castle gardens and the rest of the island. Satisfied with this
little amendment, he went to his bed and fell asleep.
((The Next Day, around Noon..))
Violet sat at the kitchen table, eating a light lunch and
petting the little black furred kitten sitting on the table nearby
when Dimitri came back from an attempt to take over a city. His
clothes were torn in many, many places, he had quite a few bruises,
a few cuts, and the sword he'd brought with him - a rather common one
might I add - was snapped in half. "Don't.. say.. a word.." Dimitri
muttered as he walked to the table, a snickers appearing in his right
hand. Violet snickered for a moment, then busted out laughing at
the sorceror, much to his discontent. Dimitri sighed and started eating
the snickers bar. "I certainly hope your day has been better." he said
in between mouthfuls. Violet nodded.
"I took a walk around the gardens, then went to look out
over the ocean untill your little feline here called me in." Violet
explained, before finishing off some fruit. "I'm guessing the doorway
was your doing?"
"You could say that." Dimitri shrugged, then he winced from the
pain of a few of his recent battle scars. "Would you care to take a walk
around the shore?"
"Yeah, sure." Violet shrugged, standing up from the table and
putting some gum in her mouth. Dimitri walked past her and to the
hallway, then waved his hand towards about halfway down the hall,
where a door was split open, leading out into a long path down straight
to the beach below. The pair walked off together down to the shore,
leaving poor lil Moonlight to do the dishes and clean up the Snickers
wrapper.
((Ten minutes later, the two were walking along the shore))
"So, uh.. How was it being part of such a powerful group
like the Red Ribbon Army?" Dimitri asked after about five more
minutes, to break the silence.
"Not too good." Violet shrugged. "I was underpaid, and never
really had a chance to know anyone since they all fled the instant
they saw me. Plus getting shot at all the time isn't exactly a good
job to have."
"That's too bad." Dimitri said as Violet blew a bubble. (er, in
case you somehow forgot, she's chewing gum.) "I guess you got
plenty of payment after robbing'em blind."
"Yeah, well, I never got to enjoy it either, did I?" Violet
said as the bubble popped.
Dimitri felt slightly guilty at this, since it was partly his fault
that she wasn't out spending the money and having a good time.
Ok, so it was all his fault since he was kind've holding her captive.
"Tell you what, once I get this whole world conquest thing
in motion, you can come with us and spend as much money
anywhere you want." Dimitri offered. "Heck, you can pretty much
take anything you want."
"Don't you think this world conquest idea is kinda dumb?" Violet
asked. "I mean, say you do somehow take over the whole planet.
When there's no one left to defy you, won't it be, well, boring?"
"Of coarse not. I've ruled many countries in my time." boasted
Dimitri, conviniently leaving out the fact that all his reigns have
been short-lived.
"I.. see."
"Is that your natural hair color?" Dimitri asked, holding a few
strands of Violet's purple hair between his fingers.
"Yeah, why? You have a problem with purple hair?"
"No, no, I think you have lovely hair. It matches your eyes." Dimitri
said casually. "Just thought it might've come with being with the Red-" He
was shoved into the water before he could finish what he was about
to say.
Violet laughed at the soaked Dimitri. "You should've seen the look
on your face!" she snickered. "It was priceless!"
Dimitri spit out a little fish, making Violet laugh harder. "Oh well,
atleast this wasn't my best trenchcoat." he said to himself with a shrug,
before standing up and laughing as well as they continued walking
down the shore.
((LaTeR ThaT DaY))
Violet sat down in the library after eating supper, holding a
few history books to find out what all happened after her "death."
Moonlight, the little black feline, walked into the room with her and
miowed. She glanced at it then kept reading. It miowed again, and
again, untill she finally looked at it. "What?"
The feline jumped up, stole the book, and ran off with it.
"H-Hey!!" Violet shouted, chasing after it. "I was reading that!"
It led her down the hall and up into a stairway she hadn't seen
before that climbed up, seemingly forever. Finally she'd reached the
top and picked up the book Moonlight happened to drop on the top
of the stairs, which, as she soon saw, led to the rooftop of the
castle itself.
"Oh, how can I put it.." she heard a frustrated voice say nearby.
She slowly crept around the tower she exited from and looked over
at a silhouette of a young man staring out at the moon overlooking
the ocean. ".. maybe I could try a direct approach.. ' Violet, will you
go out with me?' ... no, no, that won't do.. maybe if I offered some
money.. no, that probably wouldn't help any either.."
Violet tapped him on the shoulder; Dimitri nearly fell off
of the roof of the castle as he yelled in shock. "Oh, h-hi Violet,
how long have you been there?" he asked nervously.
"Not long." Violet lied. "Still planning on taking over the world?"
"You could say that." Dimitri coughed, regaining his composiour (how the
heck do you spell that word anyway?) as Violet walked up next to him.
"You're as stubborn as a mule." she commented.
"Maybe," shrugged Dimitri, "but hey, atleast I never give up."
"True. That can get obnoxious at times though."
Dimitri gulped and looked at her. "Uh, I was thinking, if you're
not doing anything tomorrow, maybe we could--"
"-- go to the World Martial Arts tournament?" she asked.
".. What?"
"Yeah, I read it in a book in the library, it's going to be held
tomorrow." she said.
"Oh, um.. sure!" Dimitri said quickly. "I'll take you there
at the crack of dawn."
"You're not afraid I'd run away?" Violet asked, half mockingly.
Dimitri laughed a bit. "I would hope not, but you know the
old saying. ' If you love something, you must set it free.' "
Violet blinked. "Hey, are you calling me a pet or something?"
"No, no!" Dimitri said quickly. "I, I was just saying that I did some
thinking last night, and if you want to go, I won't try to stop you." He
sighed. "Of coarse I'll treat you a lot better than before if you stay
here. You know, like not blocking off parts of the castle.."
"I get the point." Violet shrugged.
Dimitri looked at Violet, who looked back with the same odd
expression he held on his face. They drew closer to eachother,
closing their eyes, their faces a mere inch away..
"Whatcha doin?" came a little voice from behind them -
the little feline had found his way to where they were. The two
pulled away and both looked rather embarrassed. "Oh, I get it."
laughed the little feline as he ran down the stairs in a fight
of cackling. Dimitri scratched the back of his head a bit after
several minutes of awkward silence.. "Well, I.. uh.. I guess I'll see
you early tomorrow."
"Yeah." Violet replied, spitting a piece of gum off into the forest
somewhere.
"May I escort you to your room, m'lady?" he asked, extending
an arm. Violet nodded, grabbing his arm as the two walked
back into the castle. When they got to her room, Dimitri kissed
Violet's cheek softly and bid her goodnight, walking off. She
stood there for a minute or two, a bit surprised before walking back
into her room and lying down, staring at the stars above before
falling asleep, the room reclosing to keep the cold night air out.
A/N: "Eheh, ok, so it kinda stunk I'm guessing, but it's the closest
I've ever gone with a romantic scene. Anyway, Dimitri's got
a pretty big day ahead of him, doesn't he? The World Martial
Arts tournament isn't something to laugh at. Then again, this
is Dimitri's first time there, so with his immaturity, maybe it
will be something to laugh at.. Either way, stay tuned readers,
I'll be typing up the next episode ASAP.. once I think of
a good title. Will Dimitri and Violet actually share a kiss?
Will he reconsider his plans of world domination for once?
Will he do good at the world martial arts tourney!? Will
I EVER shut up!? Find out next time!"
((And PLEASE, for the LOVE OF CHEESE, REVIEW!! Review
like you've never reviewed before, I say!!))
Andrew: "Guess what good reader? I don't own DB OR DBZ!
Isn't that something?"
Dimitri: "Spare us the ill humor and start today's episode."
Andrew: "Aww, you can't wait to have the romantic
scenes with Violet, can you?"
Dimitri&Violet: "Shut up!!"
Andrew: "Anyway, as I said, I do not own DB or DBZ,
nor do I make any profits."
Goku: "Do profits taste good?"
Dimitri: ".. you are such an idiot, Goku."
Violet: "Hurry up and start the fic!"
Andrew: "Alright already! Oh yeah and this fic is good
advertising too! Imagine what people would think to
see your fine product being used by a sorceror? :P But
just in case, I don't own Snickers bars either."
Goku: "Mmm, Snickers..."
[How to Become a Super Villian]
[Chapter Four]
[Find a Wicked Queen]
Dimitri stood up, brushing himself off,
and looked at the book, assuring himself
that he misunderstood what it said. "Oh, no..
Not that I have any problem with it.. but,
I mean, come on, I kidnapped the girl, how
am I ever going to..."
The sorceror sighed. This was going to
be harder than fighting Young Link back in
his last hosting position. Harder than creating
a clone of Mario. Harder than cherry bombing
toilets in the second grade with all the super
high-tech survailance that existed in that
date&time. Harder than anything he's ever
done in his lifetime. I think we get the
point now.
After a long while of pondering, he
decided on the direct approach, and made
his way up the stairs to his young prisoner's
room, knocking on the door. "Go away." came
a voice from inside. Dimitri chuckled.
"May I please come in, m'lady?" Dimitri
asked as politely as he could muster.
"No, you may not." Violet said. Dimitri ignored her and
moved through the door like a ghost. There
was a scream, followed by glass shattering,
and Dimitri quickly opened the door, ran out,
and closed the door behind him. "You know,
you could have just told me you were changing!"
"Well you should have known better than
to walk in on me like that!!" Violet shouted angrily
from inside.
"I'm really sorry! I had a proposal for you!"
"Oh, no, you're not trying to marry me, are you?"
"Uh, actually, it was more of an offer of.. of.. of being
my partner in global domination! Yeah! You'd get half
the profits!" Dimitri said, before adding mentally, "oh, yeah,
I'm good."
Violet opened the door, wearing a long black dress - Not
the uncomfortable, fancy sort of dress, but the kind you would
wear to sleep in. "What sort of profits?"
"Well, you'd get half of everything, to put it simply." Dimitri
said. "All you have to do is go out with me."
"I knew it. This is all some scam to get a date." Violet said,
rolling her eyes and closing the door. Dimitri walked after her,
but failed to walk through the door like a ghost and rammed into
it. ".. Ow! Jeeze.." he muttered as he got it right the next time and
got through. "No, no, that's not it at all - I really am plotting
world conquest, and there will be a lot of riches --"
Violet turned around and stopped walking. "If you really
wanted a date you could have tried the normal way. You didn't
have to make up an excuse you know."
"Well, hey, I can always reverse time, would you say yes
if I didn't make up an excuse?"
".. no." Violet said with a smirk.
"Harsh." Dimitri said, walking up to her. "Can I atleast watch
the stars with you? This room has the only good view of'em."
"What do you mean? The roof keeps you from seeing most
of them." Violet asked, stepping away from him. "And besides, I'd
rather be alone."
"Do you remember that panel I showed you? I guess not.
Place your hand on it and you will see."
Violet looked at him like he was crazy, but went over
to the stone panal and placed her hand on it. Suddenly, the
walls and the roof seemed to disappear, giving a perfect view
at all the stars in the sky. She looked up in awe.
"Of coarse, if you really want your privacy, I'll go." Dimitri
shrugged, walking out of the room. "G'nite, m'lady." he said
with a polite bow as he closed the door and began walking down
the long hallway to his room, the walls shifting once more to allow
access to it. For some reason, the hallway seemed a lot longer
tonight than it had before. Once he made it to his room, he
turned back towards the stairs that led to Violet's room and snapped
his fingers; an opening appeared near the stairs, allowing passage to
the castle gardens and the rest of the island. Satisfied with this
little amendment, he went to his bed and fell asleep.
((The Next Day, around Noon..))
Violet sat at the kitchen table, eating a light lunch and
petting the little black furred kitten sitting on the table nearby
when Dimitri came back from an attempt to take over a city. His
clothes were torn in many, many places, he had quite a few bruises,
a few cuts, and the sword he'd brought with him - a rather common one
might I add - was snapped in half. "Don't.. say.. a word.." Dimitri
muttered as he walked to the table, a snickers appearing in his right
hand. Violet snickered for a moment, then busted out laughing at
the sorceror, much to his discontent. Dimitri sighed and started eating
the snickers bar. "I certainly hope your day has been better." he said
in between mouthfuls. Violet nodded.
"I took a walk around the gardens, then went to look out
over the ocean untill your little feline here called me in." Violet
explained, before finishing off some fruit. "I'm guessing the doorway
was your doing?"
"You could say that." Dimitri shrugged, then he winced from the
pain of a few of his recent battle scars. "Would you care to take a walk
around the shore?"
"Yeah, sure." Violet shrugged, standing up from the table and
putting some gum in her mouth. Dimitri walked past her and to the
hallway, then waved his hand towards about halfway down the hall,
where a door was split open, leading out into a long path down straight
to the beach below. The pair walked off together down to the shore,
leaving poor lil Moonlight to do the dishes and clean up the Snickers
wrapper.
((Ten minutes later, the two were walking along the shore))
"So, uh.. How was it being part of such a powerful group
like the Red Ribbon Army?" Dimitri asked after about five more
minutes, to break the silence.
"Not too good." Violet shrugged. "I was underpaid, and never
really had a chance to know anyone since they all fled the instant
they saw me. Plus getting shot at all the time isn't exactly a good
job to have."
"That's too bad." Dimitri said as Violet blew a bubble. (er, in
case you somehow forgot, she's chewing gum.) "I guess you got
plenty of payment after robbing'em blind."
"Yeah, well, I never got to enjoy it either, did I?" Violet
said as the bubble popped.
Dimitri felt slightly guilty at this, since it was partly his fault
that she wasn't out spending the money and having a good time.
Ok, so it was all his fault since he was kind've holding her captive.
"Tell you what, once I get this whole world conquest thing
in motion, you can come with us and spend as much money
anywhere you want." Dimitri offered. "Heck, you can pretty much
take anything you want."
"Don't you think this world conquest idea is kinda dumb?" Violet
asked. "I mean, say you do somehow take over the whole planet.
When there's no one left to defy you, won't it be, well, boring?"
"Of coarse not. I've ruled many countries in my time." boasted
Dimitri, conviniently leaving out the fact that all his reigns have
been short-lived.
"I.. see."
"Is that your natural hair color?" Dimitri asked, holding a few
strands of Violet's purple hair between his fingers.
"Yeah, why? You have a problem with purple hair?"
"No, no, I think you have lovely hair. It matches your eyes." Dimitri
said casually. "Just thought it might've come with being with the Red-" He
was shoved into the water before he could finish what he was about
to say.
Violet laughed at the soaked Dimitri. "You should've seen the look
on your face!" she snickered. "It was priceless!"
Dimitri spit out a little fish, making Violet laugh harder. "Oh well,
atleast this wasn't my best trenchcoat." he said to himself with a shrug,
before standing up and laughing as well as they continued walking
down the shore.
((LaTeR ThaT DaY))
Violet sat down in the library after eating supper, holding a
few history books to find out what all happened after her "death."
Moonlight, the little black feline, walked into the room with her and
miowed. She glanced at it then kept reading. It miowed again, and
again, untill she finally looked at it. "What?"
The feline jumped up, stole the book, and ran off with it.
"H-Hey!!" Violet shouted, chasing after it. "I was reading that!"
It led her down the hall and up into a stairway she hadn't seen
before that climbed up, seemingly forever. Finally she'd reached the
top and picked up the book Moonlight happened to drop on the top
of the stairs, which, as she soon saw, led to the rooftop of the
castle itself.
"Oh, how can I put it.." she heard a frustrated voice say nearby.
She slowly crept around the tower she exited from and looked over
at a silhouette of a young man staring out at the moon overlooking
the ocean. ".. maybe I could try a direct approach.. ' Violet, will you
go out with me?' ... no, no, that won't do.. maybe if I offered some
money.. no, that probably wouldn't help any either.."
Violet tapped him on the shoulder; Dimitri nearly fell off
of the roof of the castle as he yelled in shock. "Oh, h-hi Violet,
how long have you been there?" he asked nervously.
"Not long." Violet lied. "Still planning on taking over the world?"
"You could say that." Dimitri coughed, regaining his composiour (how the
heck do you spell that word anyway?) as Violet walked up next to him.
"You're as stubborn as a mule." she commented.
"Maybe," shrugged Dimitri, "but hey, atleast I never give up."
"True. That can get obnoxious at times though."
Dimitri gulped and looked at her. "Uh, I was thinking, if you're
not doing anything tomorrow, maybe we could--"
"-- go to the World Martial Arts tournament?" she asked.
".. What?"
"Yeah, I read it in a book in the library, it's going to be held
tomorrow." she said.
"Oh, um.. sure!" Dimitri said quickly. "I'll take you there
at the crack of dawn."
"You're not afraid I'd run away?" Violet asked, half mockingly.
Dimitri laughed a bit. "I would hope not, but you know the
old saying. ' If you love something, you must set it free.' "
Violet blinked. "Hey, are you calling me a pet or something?"
"No, no!" Dimitri said quickly. "I, I was just saying that I did some
thinking last night, and if you want to go, I won't try to stop you." He
sighed. "Of coarse I'll treat you a lot better than before if you stay
here. You know, like not blocking off parts of the castle.."
"I get the point." Violet shrugged.
Dimitri looked at Violet, who looked back with the same odd
expression he held on his face. They drew closer to eachother,
closing their eyes, their faces a mere inch away..
"Whatcha doin?" came a little voice from behind them -
the little feline had found his way to where they were. The two
pulled away and both looked rather embarrassed. "Oh, I get it."
laughed the little feline as he ran down the stairs in a fight
of cackling. Dimitri scratched the back of his head a bit after
several minutes of awkward silence.. "Well, I.. uh.. I guess I'll see
you early tomorrow."
"Yeah." Violet replied, spitting a piece of gum off into the forest
somewhere.
"May I escort you to your room, m'lady?" he asked, extending
an arm. Violet nodded, grabbing his arm as the two walked
back into the castle. When they got to her room, Dimitri kissed
Violet's cheek softly and bid her goodnight, walking off. She
stood there for a minute or two, a bit surprised before walking back
into her room and lying down, staring at the stars above before
falling asleep, the room reclosing to keep the cold night air out.
A/N: "Eheh, ok, so it kinda stunk I'm guessing, but it's the closest
I've ever gone with a romantic scene. Anyway, Dimitri's got
a pretty big day ahead of him, doesn't he? The World Martial
Arts tournament isn't something to laugh at. Then again, this
is Dimitri's first time there, so with his immaturity, maybe it
will be something to laugh at.. Either way, stay tuned readers,
I'll be typing up the next episode ASAP.. once I think of
a good title. Will Dimitri and Violet actually share a kiss?
Will he reconsider his plans of world domination for once?
Will he do good at the world martial arts tourney!? Will
I EVER shut up!? Find out next time!"
((And PLEASE, for the LOVE OF CHEESE, REVIEW!! Review
like you've never reviewed before, I say!!))
