Disclaimer:
Andrew: "I do not own DB or DBZ. Isn't that something? I don't
own Final Fantasy 6 either, wish I did... Don't own an X-Box..
don't own--"

Dimitri: "Shut up already!"

Andrew: "Alright, alright, jeeze. I didn't think you'd be in such a
hurry since you're bound to get your butt whupped today."

Dimitri: "... Pch, I'll show you my true power."

Andrew: "Yeah, yeah, whatever. Let's move on shall we? I'm sure
we all want to see Dimitri get his butt kicked by Vegeta ^_^ Oh btw,
I'd like to take this moment to give a special thanks to Ice_Dragoness
for reading both this fic and the Smash Bros one, and reviewing
both. ^_^ Oh and as a note? I am ashamed to say that I have writer's block!
Argh! So for now Super Smash Bros; Live in it and Win a Mansion, well,
won't be updated untill I get some ideas back."

Dimitri: "Why? She said you were obsessed with Violet."

Andrew: "Shaddup! Violet's just one of my favorite DB characters
and I felt they didn't have her on the show enough."

Violet: "Yeah!"

Andrew: "That and Ice Dragoness is right, I'm obsessed with her O_O"

Violet&Dimitri: "......"

Andrew: ".. I'm joking! By the way, sorry for the long time it took to update,
I was busy shuffling between school, my other 10 or so fics, and my hobby
of making PC games."
[How to Become a Super Villian]
[Chapter Five]
[Prove your Power]
[Part I]
TIME: Noon
All the world's greatest fighters - and quite a
few applauding fans - were gathering together
at this year's World Martial Arts tournament. Please
remember, people, that this is in some alternate plotline,
and after the Majiin Buu saga. All the people are alive
and well. Yeah, yeah, it doesn't fit in with Dragon Ball GT
at all, but GT isn't out in the USA, and most of you folks
don't know any of the plot of GT (no offense either way),
so just pretend that all's well. A black stealth-bomber looking
ship soared faster than any of the other aircraft, however,
and was by far the largest.
It slowly hovered over the island that the tournament
was to be held at, and beamed down Dimitri, Voilet, and
Dimitri's little henchman/pet, Moonlight.
"Well, here we are, the world's noisiest event." Dimitri
said in a mock-advertising voice. "Food, drinks, crowds,
hot dogs, and people getting mauled for your viewing pleasure!"
"C'mon, Dimitri, it's gonna be too late to sign up!" Violet
yelled over the crowd's uproars as she grabbed Dimitri's arm
and dragged him towards the arena. Needless to say with the
crowd's sudden rise in volume, Hercule has landed. Oy. This
should be veeery interesting...
(In the Qualification Test)
Some of the strangest fighters in the planet stood in
line - some of which weren't from the same planet, as easily
told just by looking at them - to test their strength against a
punching thing. Only sixteen of them would make it to
the first round. Hercule, of coarse, got the honorary first
punch, and scored roughly 187 in strength. By the way, you
remember that punch measure machine used in the Majiin
Buu saga's tourney? That's what this is.

Up next was a tall lanky dude. He scored a 125. More
came with an average of 110, untill a small diminuitive silver-outfitted
comical little jesterish dude stepped up. "Jynx's the name!" cackled
the little creature merrily as it lept up and punched the machine,
scoring a smooth 250. A lot of the people gasped. "I, uh, think the
machine's broken.." said one of the men, before Jynx punched him,
slamming him into the wall and proving that the machine wasn't
lying. The jester cackled and walked off.

".. Hey, who's that pointy haired ditz over there?" Dimitri
asked. Violet looked over to where he pointed, then gasped.
"I recognize him.. Th-That's that little punk that stopped the
Red Ribbon Army, Goku!"
"Oh. Who's the other punk?" Dimitri said, pointing at
the Prince of Saiyans.
"I really don't know." shrugged Violet. Needless to say,
all of the Z Fighters made it into the tournament.
Even though I'm sure you REALLY want to find out more, I'm
going to skip to the first round. Here's the line-up:
Dimitri====
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Krillin=====

Hercule====
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Vegeta=====

#18========
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Goku=======

Yamcha=====
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Videl========

Gohan======
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Piccolo======

Kyle========
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Jordan======

Jynx========
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Naomi=======

Violet=======
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Yamma======
There were a few normal people in the tournament - and we all know
what's going to happen to them.. Heh heh heh..
LET THE FIRST ROUND BEGIN!!
Dimitri walked out of the fighter's thingy and began walking
towards the arena next to Krillian. "Good luck!" Violet shouted out
to him. Dimitri chuckled. "I don't need luck against shorty here.." he
muttered as they entered the arena. Krillin took a fighting pose.
Dimitri, well, he just stood there smirking, his mind calculating how
he could strategically annihalate Krillin and give the audience a show..
that or he was just thinking about what might've happened had Moonlight
not have interrupted last night on the roof. With Dimitri's record, you
can't be sure which.
"Let the match begin!" the blonde announcer dude said. The crowd
roared in excitement as Krillin shot into Dimitri with a fury of kicks.
Dimitri calmly blocked the kicks before suddenly teleporting behind
Krillin, planting a well-placed blow to the head, knocking the midget
off balance before the man in black slammed his knee into Krillin's back,
smashing the little warrior onto the cold hard white arena, leaving a few
drops of blood spilt on the platform from Krillin's practically-invisible nose.
To follow up the attack, before Krillin could recover Dimitri coldly jerked Krillin
up by the hair, then just as quickly spun around, letting go of the little dude's
hair, his foot smashing into Krillin's spine, sprawling the fighter out of the
arena like a rag doll. Krillin hit the ground hard as Dimitri smirked, proud of
his handywork as he began the fairly long walk back to the figher's box.
"Well, folks, it looks like we have a winner!" the announcer said as the
crowd burst into an uproar of cheering. Krillin stood up, mumbling as he
wiped his nose off and began the slow walk back to the fighter's box.
MATCH 02
Yeah, yeah, Hercule v/s Vegeta. Not very showy, but I felt I just
HAD to write this little match for ya. The fic wouldn't be complete
without it.
"Hercule! Hercule! Hercule!" chanted 98% of the audience
as Hercule and Vegeta slowly stepped up to the ring. Hercule was,
of coarse, scared as heck, but he did his best not to show it. The pair of
fighters walked into the arena, and took stance. The crowd roared in
excitement once more as the second match of the tournament began.
"Hahahah, bring it on you spikey-haired short little punk!" Hercule
laughed, before his face turned blue in horror as Vegeta scowled
grimly at him. '.. uhh, uh oh, I think I ticked him off..' Hercule said
mentally, yelling in shock as Vegeta dashed up to him inhumanly
fast, doing a low roundhouse kick to his legs to knock him into the
air.

Then, in the same swift motion, Vegeta smirked and did a
backwards summersault, his feet slamming into Hercule's gut and
hurling the friz-haired moron high into the air. The saiyan prince
suddenly appeared above Hercule, using his elbow to impale
the so-called hero into the arena. Hercule groaned, the wind knocked
out of him as Vegeta began harshly kicking Hercule in the gut.
"Come on! Is that all you've got? You don't want to disapoint
your adoring fans do you?" Vegeta said with a cold smirk. "Come
on, old fool, pick yourself up and fight like a man. Well?" Vegeta
roughly kicked Hercule once more, knocking him several feet
away. "If you weren't so utterly pathetic this might be fun." the
Prince said with another one of his cold smirks. Still not
tired of humiliating the hero, amidst the crowds gasps and boos,
Vegeta grabbed the stunned Hercule up by the collar and carelessly
hurled him out of the ring with one hand. Hercule, who had been
beaten up too badly during the match, was unable to make a come back
to the media. (to GT fans; Forget about GT. In this fic, GT never exists.)
The audience was dumbfound, and after a few moments the majority
of them roared in applause for the "only person to ever beat Hercule," as
Vegeta walked back into the fighter's box. #18 and Goku were up next,
and both put up a great fight, but in the end Goku won with a well placed
toss into the grass. Kyle and Jordon, well, Jordon was a whimp and lost
in five seconds. Gohan beat Piccolo quite easily, and needless to say,
Videl kicked Yamcha's butt. Next up was Jynx and Naomi, a pink haired
muscled woman.
"Things are heating up folks, let the next match begin!!" the announcer
said with excitement. As soon as the words left his mouth, the silver-clad
jester cackled like mad. "Quicksilver!" he shouted as he suddenly appeared
behind the woman, headbutting her and slamming her backwards to the middle
of the arena. Jynx hovered in midair, spinning around to face her, his tail surging
with electricity as he front-flipped into a bullet-quick dive, leaving two after-images
of himself; His foot smashed into the woman's back as he bounced off of her, and
his after-images did the same and seemed to damage the woman as well somehow as
they faded away. The crowd was chearing like mad as the woman stood up. Jynx
laughed insanely, dashing up to the woman. "And now my personal favorite." he
said; the woman staggared a bit, the world spinning around her, the audience's cheers
becoming distorted. Jynx shined with a silver-blue aura of power, his face growing
cold and sadistic as he held his hands out in front of him. "Silver.. Bullet!" he
yelled, his voice distorted as the woman's sight was instantly blinded by a flash of blue
and white light, a projectile of devistating force and speed slamming into her, shoving
her to the ground. "It looks like we have a winner!" shouted the announcer.
The crowd cheered madly.
And Violet kicked the blonde haired Yamma's butt without breaking a sweat.
Alrighty then, it's time for Round Two!

Dimitri=====
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Vegeta=====
Videl========
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Goku========
Gohan======
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Kyle========
Jynx========
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Violet=======
Find out what happens in the tournament next
time when I stop being lazy and update!!
And to all Smash Bros Melee; Live In It and Win a Mansion readers?
I"M SO SORRY!! o_O I have a serious case of writer's block for
that fic. I HATE YOU WRITER'S BLOCK!! I HATE YOU!!!!