Disclaimer: "I Don't own DBZ. Got it? Skip the

script mode this time, I beg of you.."

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-Author's Note: "I added little dashes for

spacing! w00h00! And.. sorry for the long

update, I'm STILL recovering from a horrid case

of Writer's Block... _O Plus, well, I've taken up

a new full-time hobby; Making PC games! Yay!

Already made three full games ^_^"

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[How to Become a Super Villian]

[Chapter Five]

[Prove your Power]

[Part III]

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-TIME: Late evening

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------Dimitri and Jynx stood apart from

eachother, both looking at the other with

an unreadable glare. And after ten seconds

that seemed like hours, the announcer shouted

"GO!!" as the crowd burst into cheers, breaking the

silence that had befallen the stadium.

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---------"I shall smite thee with mine weapon!" Jynx

said, in his annoying high-pitched voice, with a cackle,

as he pulled out a rubber chicken. Everyone did the

classical anime-style falling over.

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--------"You expect to beat a dimension conqueror..

with a rubber chicken!?" Dimitri laughed as Jynx hurled

the little toy. The conqueror shot a blast of energy at the chicken,

causing it to burst into smoldering shards of rubber. A smirk crossed

his face, but was quickly replaced with a look of surprise as the rubber

chicken repieced itself and stretched, wrapping around Dimitri

like a snake and constricting his body in a similar fashion, leaving a long

bit of tail for Jynx to take hold of as he skipped over to the now-binded

Dimitri. (Phew, longest sentence ever.)

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--------"Heheheheheh, didn't I tell ya I'd smite thee?" cackled the midget

as he grabbed the rubber chicken Dimitri was constricted by and slammed

it back and forth, smashing Dimitri against the arena roughly ten times before

rising into the air, twirling the chicken around and tossing it and Dimitri downwards,

smashing them both into the arena floor as the chicken faded.

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--------Jynx landed nearby as Dimitri jumped up in stance once more,

unbruised and unscratched. "Is it my turn yet?"

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--------The jester cackled. "Only if you make it your turn!!" he said as

his glass face shifted into a sadistic grin; That instant, Jynx teleported

behind Dimitri and in a flash headbutted him, sending him sprawling

forward. Dimitri jumped up once more. "See? You don't stand a

chance!" Jynx said with a merry chuckle. "I've been watching all

your fights!"

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--------"In case you were too stupid to realize," Dimitri said with

a slight laugh, "I was saving my power for the last round."

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--------"Well the time is now, my friend. Draw!" Jynx shouted,

his voice echoing all of a sudden as a silverish blue shining projectile

shot at Dimitri. He gasped and lept out of the way as the Silver Bullet

smashed into the arena, leaving behind a smoldering crator about the

size of himself. Jynx laughed once more.

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--------"Give it up, you don't have the mystical forbidden powers

I possess!" Jynx said, cackling beyond all extents of annoyance

as he rolled around in mid-air. Dimitri smirked as an aura of

dark energy surrounded him. "I wouldn't be so sure." he said as

he disappeared suddenly. Then five of himself appeared surrounding

Jynx, and all five shot into Jynx before he could react, punching, kicking,

and shooting Jynx with everything they had.

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--------Jynx slowly hovered down onto the arena floor as the five

Dimitri illusions kept pounding eachother, then Jynx looked up at

the copies and stuck his tongue out at'em. "Nyeh-nyeh! Can't

catch mee--EEE!!" Jynx shouted suddenly as a boot slammed into

the back of his head, smashing his face into the ground. Jynx

jumped up and glared at the real Dimitri as the copies above faded.

Dimitri smirked. "Aww, did I crack your face?"

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-------"You've had it now!!" Jynx bellowed. "NO ONE CRACKS MY

FACE!!" The jester rose his hands up into the air, an aura surrounding

him as little balls of energy shot up from him into the sky FF7-summoning-style.

"Great master of swirling waters of cleanliness, lend me your almighty

destructive powers and help me dispose of my foes!!" Jynx said.

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-------Dimitri looked a bit worried, but after five minutes of nothing happening..

everyone did a little anime sweatdrop as a silence crept into the stadium.

"Oh, come on, I can summon true powers of destruction that can destroy

entire planets in the time it takes you just to call forth that thing!" Dimitri

said with an exasperated sigh.

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--------Suddenly, a very loud flush filled the air and a gigantic

toilet with red glowing eyes and teeth on the lid dropped onto the

arena. "Go, my Omega Toilet!" Jynx cackled as he jumped up

atop the creature. Everyone fell over anime-style.

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--------"You call THAT a weapon?" Dimitri said. Jynx cackled louder.

"Yes, and I know a weak little punk like you doesn't stand a

chance against it!! So why don't you run home to mommy?"

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------------Dimitri scowled. His patience was wearing thin, but

he mustn't get angry, he reminded himself...

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---------"And where'd you get that coat, a circus perhaps?"

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----------"Ok, that's it. You can insult my power, my pride, and

everything else about me. But NO ONE talks about my coat!" Dimitri

said with a scowl. He slowly rose, the groud quaking as a dark aura

of power surrounded him. He glared at the toilet, and in the same

instant it shattered to millions of pieces that all shattered into

oblivion. Then he glared at Jynx, yelling at the top of his lungs

as he plunged into the jester before it could react and began

brutally kicking his butt.

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-----------Dimitri punched and kicked in popular DBZ-superspeed,

before finally smashing Jynx's face into the ground, cracking

it. The jester scowled, but before it could attack, Dimitri kicked

it out of the ring for good.

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-----------"The winner by ring out..... DIMITRI!!" shouted the announcer over

the roars of applause.

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-----------Author Note:

Alright. FINALLY chapter five is done with.

What chapter remains, you ask?

Simple.

"Chapter Six: Unexpected Delemna."