Happy Beauty Yoshimi: Well people I am back and I am very glad with the
success with my chapter!
Yugi: You like us, you really like us!
Kaiba: *laughs* I heard that in a soap opera once.
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: Me too, wait! You watch soap operas?
Duelist of the Sands: That's sad.
Yami: Very.
Yugi: But, Yami, you watch them, too.
Yami: *laughs nervously* My aibou has no idea what he is talking about.
Kaiba: Of course, Yami. We believe you.
Bakura: Ever so much.
Malik: Who are you tormenting today?
JK: You.
Malik: *calm* Oh that's great. *yells* What!?!
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time!
Malik: And what exactly do you have planned for me?!
Duelist of the Sands: Oh, you'll see. Why don't we get this show on the road?
Disclaimer: Happy Beauty Yoshimi owns nothing, expect this plot! *Torment Me Once, Don't Do It Again!*
Tristan waited until everyone was asleep, in his bed. He had been planning how to put his revenge into action and he finally came up with a foolproof plan. He listened for the light snoring of the other people into his cabin. He got out of his bed trying his best not to wake anyone up with the creaking sound that the old beds made. He felt around the closets that the boys had stored everything in, until he saw a small glitter, even in the dark. He smirked evilly as he grabbed the object and stuffed it into a loose board under his bed. He crept back into his bed, and fell asleep with a smile on his face.
The next morning, everyone was awoken by the loud yells coming from the girl's cabin. The boys rushed in holding hammers and fluffy pillows. Mai stood on top of a chair, screeching in horror as sue tried to get away from what ever was bothering her. Tea kept on smacking the floor with her shoe, while Isis yelled at her.
Malik stood up in front of the boys acting as though he was leading the army of pink pillows and his came up to Isis. "What the hell is going on?" Malik barked in anger.
"We saw Bandit Keith. We saw it, we saw it, we saw it," Tea yelled in his ear.
"You hit Bandit Keith with a shoe?" Joey asked in amazement and surprise.
"Well, he looked like a bug," Tea said as she then looked at Malik, "Use your rod to get rid of him, or something."
Malik grumbled as he exited the room. Tristan then remembered that he still hadn't heard Yugi's wails, and he looked at the physically challenged boy. His face paled, as he looked at the golden piece of jewel around Yugi's neck. 'If Yugi still has his item, then who's did I steal,' Tristan thought, and his answers were revealed when Malik came into the room with a red face full of anger.
He approached Yami and Seto and barked, "Give me back my Millennium Rod, you morons. I swear I will slay you into the next dimension if you don't!" His face told everyone that he wasn't bluffing, and if anyone said anything wrong they would find their blood on one of Malik's daggers.
Isis approached her brother and put a comforting arm around him and said, "Don't worry dear brother. You still have the other one." The last statement lightened the mood in the room, as everyone broke out into fits of laughter, even Malik.
After a few minutes, of calming Malik down, everyone returned to their room and started to get ready for breakfast. Tristan tried to stay as far as possible from Malik, but the only one who noticed was the ever- observant Tea. She looked at Tristan in a disapproving way, which made Tristan sweat a lot, and become very edgy.
Tristan became extremely worried, when he walked into the boy's cabin, to find Malik sharpening his daggers, and mumbling something that sounded like 'time to kill.' Tristan ran out of the room screaming in horror as he sat in the bathroom, curled up in a ball, and tried to think.
And idea came into his head, as he walking back to the cabin, to find it completely empty. He smiled and thanked the gods. He opened up the loose board, and removed the millennium rod. He placed the rod on the table and sped out of the room.
The sound of Malik's happy cries erupted later, and the hyped up teenager ran into the room kissing his rod for dear life. Bakura had a jealous flash of anger as he glared at the rod. 'Why does the rod get to be kissed by Malik and not me,' he thought as he blushed hotly. Behind him, he saw Ryou choke on the water that he was drinking.
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: I know that this wasn't much of a Malik torturing chapter, but I was very tired and I wanted to finish as soon as possible.
Duelist of the Sands: I can't believe you put yaoi into this story.
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: That was not yaoi; I just did that to make people laugh. It was a joke. And anyway, there is not going to be yaoi, unless it is meant as a joke, or dare.
Malik: What do you mean by 'or dare'?
Duelist of the Sands: *smirks* You'll see.
Yugi: *hugs Tea* Mommie, I am scared.
Yami: That animal is not your mother!
Duelist of the Sands: Poor Yugi. He just insulted his own mother!
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: Who wants a mother who looks like that?
Yami: Not me!
Malik: Yeah, you would rather have her as a bitch!
Ryou: And Bakura wants you to be his bitch!
Bakura: That's not true!
Ryou: You forget, I know what you think.
Bakura: *blushes*
Duelist of the Sands: *covers ears* Ahhhhh, too much detail for my liking!!!!!!!
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: *laughs* I suppose so.
Ryou: Read and Review, for Happy Beauty Yoshimi's sake!
Bakura: I feel so violated.
Yugi: You like us, you really like us!
Kaiba: *laughs* I heard that in a soap opera once.
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: Me too, wait! You watch soap operas?
Duelist of the Sands: That's sad.
Yami: Very.
Yugi: But, Yami, you watch them, too.
Yami: *laughs nervously* My aibou has no idea what he is talking about.
Kaiba: Of course, Yami. We believe you.
Bakura: Ever so much.
Malik: Who are you tormenting today?
JK: You.
Malik: *calm* Oh that's great. *yells* What!?!
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time!
Malik: And what exactly do you have planned for me?!
Duelist of the Sands: Oh, you'll see. Why don't we get this show on the road?
Disclaimer: Happy Beauty Yoshimi owns nothing, expect this plot! *Torment Me Once, Don't Do It Again!*
Tristan waited until everyone was asleep, in his bed. He had been planning how to put his revenge into action and he finally came up with a foolproof plan. He listened for the light snoring of the other people into his cabin. He got out of his bed trying his best not to wake anyone up with the creaking sound that the old beds made. He felt around the closets that the boys had stored everything in, until he saw a small glitter, even in the dark. He smirked evilly as he grabbed the object and stuffed it into a loose board under his bed. He crept back into his bed, and fell asleep with a smile on his face.
The next morning, everyone was awoken by the loud yells coming from the girl's cabin. The boys rushed in holding hammers and fluffy pillows. Mai stood on top of a chair, screeching in horror as sue tried to get away from what ever was bothering her. Tea kept on smacking the floor with her shoe, while Isis yelled at her.
Malik stood up in front of the boys acting as though he was leading the army of pink pillows and his came up to Isis. "What the hell is going on?" Malik barked in anger.
"We saw Bandit Keith. We saw it, we saw it, we saw it," Tea yelled in his ear.
"You hit Bandit Keith with a shoe?" Joey asked in amazement and surprise.
"Well, he looked like a bug," Tea said as she then looked at Malik, "Use your rod to get rid of him, or something."
Malik grumbled as he exited the room. Tristan then remembered that he still hadn't heard Yugi's wails, and he looked at the physically challenged boy. His face paled, as he looked at the golden piece of jewel around Yugi's neck. 'If Yugi still has his item, then who's did I steal,' Tristan thought, and his answers were revealed when Malik came into the room with a red face full of anger.
He approached Yami and Seto and barked, "Give me back my Millennium Rod, you morons. I swear I will slay you into the next dimension if you don't!" His face told everyone that he wasn't bluffing, and if anyone said anything wrong they would find their blood on one of Malik's daggers.
Isis approached her brother and put a comforting arm around him and said, "Don't worry dear brother. You still have the other one." The last statement lightened the mood in the room, as everyone broke out into fits of laughter, even Malik.
After a few minutes, of calming Malik down, everyone returned to their room and started to get ready for breakfast. Tristan tried to stay as far as possible from Malik, but the only one who noticed was the ever- observant Tea. She looked at Tristan in a disapproving way, which made Tristan sweat a lot, and become very edgy.
Tristan became extremely worried, when he walked into the boy's cabin, to find Malik sharpening his daggers, and mumbling something that sounded like 'time to kill.' Tristan ran out of the room screaming in horror as he sat in the bathroom, curled up in a ball, and tried to think.
And idea came into his head, as he walking back to the cabin, to find it completely empty. He smiled and thanked the gods. He opened up the loose board, and removed the millennium rod. He placed the rod on the table and sped out of the room.
The sound of Malik's happy cries erupted later, and the hyped up teenager ran into the room kissing his rod for dear life. Bakura had a jealous flash of anger as he glared at the rod. 'Why does the rod get to be kissed by Malik and not me,' he thought as he blushed hotly. Behind him, he saw Ryou choke on the water that he was drinking.
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: I know that this wasn't much of a Malik torturing chapter, but I was very tired and I wanted to finish as soon as possible.
Duelist of the Sands: I can't believe you put yaoi into this story.
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: That was not yaoi; I just did that to make people laugh. It was a joke. And anyway, there is not going to be yaoi, unless it is meant as a joke, or dare.
Malik: What do you mean by 'or dare'?
Duelist of the Sands: *smirks* You'll see.
Yugi: *hugs Tea* Mommie, I am scared.
Yami: That animal is not your mother!
Duelist of the Sands: Poor Yugi. He just insulted his own mother!
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: Who wants a mother who looks like that?
Yami: Not me!
Malik: Yeah, you would rather have her as a bitch!
Ryou: And Bakura wants you to be his bitch!
Bakura: That's not true!
Ryou: You forget, I know what you think.
Bakura: *blushes*
Duelist of the Sands: *covers ears* Ahhhhh, too much detail for my liking!!!!!!!
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: *laughs* I suppose so.
Ryou: Read and Review, for Happy Beauty Yoshimi's sake!
Bakura: I feel so violated.
