Happy Beauty Yoshimi: Hi people how's life? Since someone requested that I should torment Yami Bakura, that's what I am doing. If anyone has a problem with Yami Bakura bashing I suggest you turn back, because I am going to make this chapter very gruesome! (I'll try) Now I will be taking requests for any character in the chapter, so that no one will feel offended, or disappointed!

Malik: Well at least I am not going to be insulted!

Duelist of the Sands: Malik, you do now that Happy Beauty Yoshimi got a lot of review, because she was bashing you.

Malik: Don't remind me. Tea landed on my head, MORE PAIN!!!!

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: That's what I was planning to put.

Duelist of the Sands: What's going to happen to Yami Bakura?

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: First off, Yami Bakura, will be called Bakura, and Bakura will be Ryou! Second, I am ether going to make him get his head crazy glued to a door, or spend 12 hours in a broom closet with Shadi!

Ryou: My Yami deserves all the suffering that he gets! Make him get his head stuck to a door! He hates door!

Yami: Ryou are you okay!

Yugi: Does he look okay; he's practically foaming at the mouth!!!

Seto: He reminds me of Tea when she looks at Yugi!

Yugi: She looks at me like that! THE HORROR!!!!!!

Duelist of the Sands: Why is Yugi actually insulting his lover?

Yami: Too much coffee! Or maybe Malik is in control of him!!!!

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: Malik, hand over the rod!

Malik: But, master I don't have it!!!!!!!!

Seto: *laughs evilly* *takes out the rod and begins to wave it around in Happy Beauty Yoshimi's face* You will never get it!

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: I didn't want to do this, actually I did!!!!!!

Yugi: That sounds wrong!!!!

Duelist of the Sands: Ew, not another Miroku (from Inuyasha), first EV and now Yugi!

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: So I'm little perverted, but I am not Miroku!!!!!!! *uses the famous scream* Anyway, I am sorry Seto, but making Yugi OOC is illegal in my story *not* so here *the authoress uses her powers yet again and a brick magically appears and flings itself at Seto's head, knocking him out*!

Duelist of the Sands: Okay, well listen people I want to make it short, so hear it goes. This story is not in Yami Bakura's point of view, but it is going to be about how he gets his head stuck to a door. *grins evilly* Finally Evil Authoress has a good idea.

Yugi: Why would anyone get his or her head stuck to a door?

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: Because they are special.

Ryou: Actually it's because my yami doesn't know how to use a door.

Tea: What a moron?

Duelist of the Sands: Of course, you are Tea!

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: I know like totally.

Yami: Did Malik take control of her?

Isis: Probably. *hits Evil Authoress on the head with a book* Better now?

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: *snaps out of it* Ew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Duelist of the Sands: What?!

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: You don't want to know!!!!!!!! Never try to explore Malik's mind, ever!!!!!!!!!!!!

Duelist of the Sands: Ew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Disclaimer: Happy Beauty Yoshimi does not own YuGiOh. She does own the plot.

Everyone gathered into the hallway waiting for the two albino boys to come outside, so that they could actually ski. Malik seemed especially worried, because Bakura wasn't there, which gave Joey the 'brilliant' idea to call Malik gay. And as a beautiful reward, Joey got his head rammed into a wall by a sugar-high fan girl.

Ryou came in out of breath, and red faced as he tried to say, "Bakura.. Head. door.. Help!!!!!!!!!!!

Isis looked annoyed as she snapped at the girlish-like Ryou, "Speak in sentences, please!"

Malik glared at his sister as he translated what Ryou had said, "Bakura got his head crazy-glued to a door. That baka!"

The gang followed Ryou to the front door of the girl's bathroom. Everyone expected to see a sad crying Bakura, but instead they say the 'teenager' looking up girl's skirts, who were passing by. Bakura's head was positioned right near the door knob, and when he finally noticed the boys, it and girls, he snapped at them, "Well, help me, will you!"

Everyone looked nervous as they stared at each other, wondering who was going to tell Bakura that crazy-glue was permanent. When Bakura saw their expressions he broke out into hysterical cry and said, "No, how can this happen to me? I know I was mean to my mother, and I pissed on her favorite dress, and I threw up in her hair, and I eventually killed her but, Ra have mercy! I need to get my head..." But Bakura was interrupted by a pretty female who had an amazingly had the shortest skirt ever possible. Bakura drooled on the floor, with a perverted look on his face.

Ten seconds later he found 3 girls smacking him in the face and mumbling, "He deserves to stay like that for the rest of his life."

Bakura rubbed his sore cheek as he tried to pry himself off the door. Malik stared at his hopeless friend, and sighed. He grabbed his precious Millennium Rod and began controlling the door.

After a short while, the door split in half and Bakura began kissing the floor in happiness. He began to rant again, and he even kissed Malik in glee. This caused the kawaii Egyptian to blush deeply as Bakura continued to dance.

Isis placed a cube of ice in front of Bakura and watched the albino boy fall on his ass. Bakura begged for someone to help him up. Everyone walked away leaving Bakura there to cry in pain, and rub his sore butt.

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: I am finally done!

Duelist of the Sands: *sighs* Aren't you happy?

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: Yes!

Malik: Why did Bakura kiss me?

Bakura: It was my brain!

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: What brain?

Duelist of the Sands: Exactly.

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: Bakura, are you blue?

Bakura: Yes, why?

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: In Russian, blue means gay! Hahahaha!

Duelist of the Sands: Oh my god! He admits it! Now we can have a happy Malik and Bakura wedding!

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: Kaiwaii!!!!!!!!!

Malik: I didn't agree to this!

Duelist of the Sands: But we did!

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: Anyway please read and review and I will continue a.s.a.p.