Happy Beauty Yoshimi: Hello, and I am back. It is a wonderful day, in which I am sitting home with a swollen foot. Oh joy!

Malik: And you're actually happy about that! What a strange girl you are?

Téa: Girl? But I'm not a girl!

Kaiba: We've established that!

Joey: Yeah and thanks to my tapes we are positive of that!

JK: And what kind of tapes are these? Porn perhaps?

Joey: How did ya know?

JK: Oh, well I read Evil Authoress' chapter, and I gave her the idea for this chapter, so I think you can guess how I knew.

Joey: Oh that's great. WAIT!!!!! What did she tell you? Are you tormenting me?

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: How could you have ever guessed!

Joey: Um, my brain told me!

Kaiba: What brain?

JK: My sentiments exactly.

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: Anyway, as promised here are the pictures of Malik hugging Rebecca's teddy bear. *hands them out to reviewers*

Reviewers: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww! *cuddles the picture*

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: Anyway, for this chapter *JK interrupts*

JK: Can I do the honors?

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: Sure.

JK: For this chapter, we shall be tormenting Joey, by taking away what is so dear to him. His porn movies!

Joey: No!!!!!!!! You could never take away my porno!!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: Oh don't worry you barking dog! You'll get it back, eventually!

Joey: Eventually! What do you mean by eventually!

JK: Oh, you'll see!

Téa: Why don't we get this show on the road!

Everyone: -_-U Why us?

Disclaimer: Happy Beauty Yoshimi does not own Yu-Gi-Oh! She does own this plot!

*Torment Me Once, Don't Do It Again*

Everyone looked blankly at Joey who was waving a flyer around. He had a goofy grin on his face, that had made even Yugi want to run away and pretend that he didn't know who Joey was. After a couple of minutes, Kaiba barked, "Stop waving that piece of paper, and tell us what you are so excited about or try this SHUT UP!"

Joey shrunk down in fear, but after a couple second he began to breath again, "Well, this is a flyer for open house, at the bar. And well I decided I would be showing a movie that I have put together and I would like you all to join."

Mokuba smiled at the thought of going to a bar and said excitedly, "Oh! A bar! Seto can I go, can I, can I!"

Seto looked at the puppy eyes of doom that his little brother was giving him and he said in a defeated voice, "Fine kid, as long as you don't drink!"

Mokuba made a fake hiccup and then said, "Sure big brother. Why would I drink?"

Seto headed into his separate cabin, shaking his head, as Joey secretly planted a camera in Kaiba's trench coat. He snickered evilly, as he imagined the 'entertainment' that he would get. He could hardly wait.

Téa interrupted his evil thoughts by saying, "Joey, what exactly is this movie about? Can we have a sneak peek?"

Joey looked at her, and said in a truthful manner, "Even if I had the movie I wouldn't show it to you, if you were the last cow in the world!"

Malik looked at Joey as if he had just insulted his mother and said, "Don't insult cow! Cow is sacred, that is not!"

After hearing Malik's beautiful speech, Isis stated in a tired voice, "As much as I enjoy this conversation, I would rather do something more entertaining, like sleep." Isis went into a room that only two people noticed, wasn't the girl's cabin.

As soon as Isis left, Joey and Malik burst into fits of laughter and Malik yelled, "Yes sister, sleeping with Kaiba, is much more entertaining!" Everyone, in the room suddenly understood what had happened and they broke into tears of laughter, and only Yugi remained standing, wondering what they could be possibly laughing about.

Finally, the afternoon had arrived, and Joey stood there holding the camera, that he had retrieved out of Kaiba's trench coat. He put the tape into the slot as he went to join his friends, who were waiting impatiently. Kaiba gruffly said, "This better be a good movie, dog!"

Joey smugly said, "Oh trust me, it's the best you have ever seen." Malik and Joey chuckled to themselves as they tried to imagine the couple's reaction after seeing the film.

After, half way threw the film, everyone stood wide-eyed, and Mokuba decided it was the perfect time to put his two cents in, "Seto, big brother, that man looks strangely like you, oh and IS THAT ISIS! OMG!"

Seto fumed to the end of his ears as he said, "DOG! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?"

Joey whispered in a smug way, "Oh nothing, expect what you and Isis did when you went to sleep!" Suddenly, Joey's voiced boomed throughout the entire room, "Yeah! Porn for all!"

Seto blushed deeply, as he tried to tackle Joey, but sadly was interrupted by his brother, who was hiccupping non-stop. Seto smacked his head as he grabbed the bottle that Mokuba was holding, and said, "Mokuba, I thought you said you were drinking coke. Does this look like Coke!?"

Mokuba looked as his brother, with an unusual smile plastered on his face as he said, "Big sister, coke is good, especially while seeing naked mommie!"

Everyone in the room gaped. Mokuba seeing his mother naked! Was he dreaming, because to them that seemed like a nightmare?

Everyone decided to ignore Mokuba, and left as soon as Joey claimed his award for most entertaining video. Seto blushed even more, as Isis tried to burn the horrid video.

Suddenly, a very evil idea struck Seto. 'What does Joey love the most that he couldn't survive without? His videos, of course! Well, Joey you son of a bitch, and I mean female dog, you shall get a visit from the hard reality. No one embarrasses Seto Kaiba with out getting extremely hurt!' Seto thought to himself.

The next morning the horrible wails of Joey were heard throughout the ski lounge. 'Kaiba seemed extremely pleased to here Joey's wails,' everyone in the room seemed to be thinking.

Joey came out wearing a purple shirt and extremely tight pants that seemed to be made for Yugi. He seemed to be blabbering, which made everyone think that he was going into the mindless state. Joey then sucked on his thumb, and repeated the same phrase, "Why? Why did you do that God?"

Everyone in the room felt sorry for Joey, even Seto, but most was curious as to what made Joey go crazy on them. Yugi asked curiously and in fear, "Joey what happened?"

"All of it, everything, was burned away, in that cow humping fire, that Mariku (Yami Malik) made," Joey said as he glared at Malik' evil side, with fire burning in his eyes.

Malik realized that Joey insulted the cow and he yelled, "DO NOT INSULT COW! COW DOES NOT HUMP FIRE! BURN! BURN! BURN!"

Téa, who realized that Joey was talking about his precious videos being burned just said in a smart-ass voice, "Why don't you just by, or make new tapes?"

Joey came up to Téa and said in happiness, "I could just kiss you! But, since I don't want to get an unusual illness, that has no cure, so I am just going to go and buy those beautiful tapes!" Joey walked out of the door with a new confidence and seconds later returned, "But first I'll change!"

After Joey was out of hearing range Seto glared and Téa and said, "You stupid old hag! Now you ruined my plan! I was suppose to make sure that he never got his hands on porn, that's why I burned his tapes. But look what you did!"

Joey came running in and glared at Seto Kaiba, and was about to lung at him, when he suddenly remember the tapes awaiting him, and ran out the door.

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: So, how was that for a chapter?

JK: No bad, pretty fun, I must say!

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: Well, at least I continued.

Yami: Why did you continue?

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: I had the sudden urge to torment Isis, and Bakura.

JK: Her friend said she would kill her if she didn't continue with the story.

Yami: Ah, I see. I just thought she hated us this much!

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: No, I just felt that people should be able to see their favorite characters go through embarrassing moments.

Isis; Yeah, like me having to go through the horrors of showing a side of me never seen before.

Malik: But Kaiba has seen that side, hasn't he.

Isis: *yells* Don't remind me!

Mokuba: That video was very educational!

JK: Oh yes, ever so educational.

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: Wow, I am surprised JK. I never thought you found interest in that!

JK: I do not!

Téa: But you just said.. I am confused!

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: With a brain like yours, who wouldn't be.

JK: What brain?

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: My sentiments, exactly.

Yami: Big word!

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: *points to Yami's hair* Big hair!

Malik: *points to Téa* Big. wait. No brain!

Téa: Well, at least my brain is bigger than yours, and that's really saying something!

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: *mouth full of popcorn* BITCH FIGHT!

JK: Yeah, finally some dirty fighting!

Joey: Dirty Dancing! Where?

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: In your brain.

Joey: *taps his noggin* Dirty dancing, are you in there?

JK: *smacks head* She means that you THINK, which you don't, but that's besides the point. You think about dirty dancing, so you don't have to ask your brain for it, yet you have no brain, because.. ah. *annoyed* FIGURE IT OUT FOR YOURSELF!

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: Wow! She must be very angry! Joey, you best run!

JK: *chases Joey around with a mallot* Come back here, you baka inu!

Happy Beauty Yoshimi: *in a 'naïve' like voice* Oh. it's time to end the chapter. Well *yells* Next chapter we torment Seto Kaiba! Ja ne!

JK: *kicks Joey* *growls* *turns to readers with a smile on her face* Well, read and review, to find out about the next chapter!