Happy Beauty Yoshimi: Hello people, I'm back!
Everyone: *frowns* NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: And I am tormenting Seto!
Kaiba: *fumes* Who was the stupid idiotic moron that dare allow you to torment me!
JK: *raises eyebrow* Me. Do you have a problem with that Seto-weto?
Seto: *cowers* I mean who was the smart, beautiful.
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: *coughs*
JK: *glares*
Malik: *grabs popcorn* FIGHT ALREADY!
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: *chases Malik around with a hammer, while JK eats Malik's popcorn* I'll show you fighting, you belly shirt wearing freak!
Malik: *stops short* *Evil Authoress collides into him* WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: *yells* A FREAK, YOU FREAK!!!!!!!!
Joey: I wonder when they'll 'lung' at each other. I need a new movie to add to my collection.
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: *stares at Joey, then Malik, and then Joey again* OMG! EW!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait, actually, I would like that!
Malik: *scream like a girl* Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: I WAS JOKING YOU MORON!
JK: *murmurs* They fight like an old married couple!
Happy Beauty Yoshimi and Malik: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *chases JK around*
JK: And they have a gift for killing! *grabs Kaiba and uses him as a human shield* You will have to kill him to get to me!
Malik: Sure why not?
Isis: *smacks Malik in the face* THIS IS WHY NOT!!!!!!!!!
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: *laughs*
Malik: YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY! OW! *rubs head*
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: Yes.
Malik: *sighs in defeat* So, who are we kill. I mean tormenting today?
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: We already told you that you baka!
Malik: Well, do you think I pay attention when YOU speak!
JK: *sighs* You just did.
Malik: Stop insulting my intelligence!
Bakura: *hugs him* Aw, don't worry!
Malik: You're not helping! This is uncomfortable!
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: *sly grin* Sure it ain't!
Malik: *stares* You are so evil!
JK: She's not mean, she just enjoys to see anime people squirm and act stupid.. It's extremely entertaining!
Isis: Can we start already?
Seto: No, don't give them ideas!
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: Too late.
*Torment Me Once, Don't Do It Again*
It was a week after Joey Wheeler had lost his porn, and everything seemed to be going back to normal, except, today was the day that the Kaiba brothers went home to see how their house was doing.
Everyone else, however, was playing a harmless game of Truth or Dare, Millennium Item, style. Now, if only the gang could decide on who would go first.
"You go first!" Joey yelled at Yami.
"No! You!" Yami yelled back.
"YOU!"
"NO! YOU!"
Finally, after an hour of ranting, Mai stood up, and yelled as loud as possible, "SHUT UP YOU STUPID PATHETIC DOGS! YAMI WILL GO FIRST AND THAT'S FINAL!" Then, Mai took a deep breath, and sat down calmly as if nothing had happened.
Yami stared at the wall wide-eyed for a second, and then snapped back into reality. "Okay... Um... Malik, Truth or Dare?" Yami asked after taking a minute to think.
"Dare, of course," Malik said, not even thinking, what his old enemy could possibly do to him.
"But Malik, Dare is manly, and you are definitely not manly," Mai and Isis said at the same time, as the poked his belly shirt.
Malik growled and was about to yell about 20 cuss words, but sadly Yami interrupted by saying, "Okay then. Malik I dare you to take control of... SETO KAIBA... And make Kaiba rape a... TREE!"
Everyone stared at Yami like he was crazy, except Malik who had a crazed look on his face, and he just smirked. Malik raised his millennium item in the air, and after a minute of doing that, the Egyptian bishie burst out laughing hysterically.
"Kaiba's.... oh my eyes... This is priceless," Malik managed to say while laughing. Everyone in the room could only image what happened.
*In Seto Kaiba's P.O.V*
What the hell is going on? One second, I find myself about to buy Mokuba some ice cream, and the next I'm walking into a tree.
That is disgusting! I'm... I mean.. whatever is happening to me.... Is raping a tree?! And the scariest part is that I don't think it is possible to rape something that is already naked.
Realization hit me like a ton of bricks. MALIK ISHTAR YOU STUPID BITCH GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!! I WILL FREAKIN' KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T!
*back at Boulder Creek*
"Okay, I did it," Malik said, finally putting his Millennium Item down. "Oh and b.t.w. Kaiba just got arrested for 'stripping' in the street."
Isis stared at Malik with fire in her eyes for a second, and then squealed in joy, "YES! FINALLY, NOW I CAN HAVE HIS COMPANY!"
But her dreams were brought down, when Yugi turned on the T.V. and they saw Joey announcing something, "Yo, ma brodaz. Since, that dum' butt, Kaiba, got arrested. Joey Wheeler gonna be your new C.E.O. PIECE OUT!"
Everyone turned to look at the spot that Joey was sitting at, just minutes ago, to find it empty. "Wow, he can really run.. like a dog that is," Mai said in disgust.
The next day the gang decided to go visit Kaiba in jail, but as soon as Malik came close to the cell, Kaiba grabbed Malik by the neck and began to strangle him like a mad man. Not even, the police could get Kaiba to release his grip on Malik's neck.
Kaiba did eventually, but that was only because he fainted. Tea had the nerve to tell Seto Kaiba that his company had been taken over by a bumbling idiot, and that had done some damage on Kaiba's brain.
The gang quickly left, fearing that Kaiba might do something drastic when he wakes up.
They decided, instead to go to Joey and see how he was doing. They found Joey being surrounded by women in skimpy outfits that could rival Mai's. He was holding a half empty beer bottle, and was hiccupping every now and then. In other words, Kaiba's company was doomed to crash, along with everything that he had worked for.
They all left after having a chat with Joey and the company. Joey told them that the company had gained 50 million dollars, and they all wondered how the hell could Joey have possibly done it?
The gang returned to Boulder Creek, the next day, and they found a newspaper lying near their rooms. On the front cover, in bold letters it said: MANIAC KAIBA HAS ESCAPED FROM PRISON, BEWARE! Right near the huge sign, there was a picture of Kaiba in a bunny suit, bouncing around town. Everyone burst out laughing but then jumped in surprise when they heard Joey laughing behind them. "What, my bradaz? I decided to chill wid ma gang, for a while," Joey explained.
Later that day, the gang was relaxing at the lodge continuing the game that they were playing earlier.
"YOU!" Yami screeched, yet again.
"YOU!" Joey yelled.
"SHUT UP!" screamed Rebecca, face full of anger.
"Little children.. shouldn't... play... these... games," Yami said as he stared at Rebecca, in shock.
"Oh please, if a 5,000 year old man can play, then I can too," she said as she hit Yami in the back of his head.
"I'm going," Malik said sadistically, as he thought of ways to torment the dear pharaoh. "Yami, truth or dare?"
Yami looked at him with a smirk on his face as if to say, 'Do you think I am stupid enough to pick dare?' But in response for 'saying' that, Malik nodded his head.
Yami growled as he practically yelled out, "I pick dare!!!!!!!!!!" He suddenly realized what he said and yelled, "I MEAN TRUTH.. TRUTH!!!!!!!!"
"What?" Malik asked in a mocking tone, "Did I here dare? Very well, I understand, my DEAR pal Yami. I dare you to put Mai's bra on and go to the neighbors and ask 'Is my bra full'?" Malik raised his hand in the air, as a sign of superiority and then began to do a little monkey dance.
Yami scowled and grabbed the bra that Mai handed him. Mai snickered when she saw Yami's reaction as to what bra he was going to wear. It was pink with lace, and it was padded. Hell, even with the pads, he would have to stuff it will so much toilet paper that it wouldn't be funny.
When Yami finally got the bra on Joey, Tristan, and Malik couldn't help but yell out, "Perfect fit, eh?!"
Yami glared at him and headed next door, which was about 5 miles away, and ran the doorbell. A blonde haired, ditzy girl answered the door and when she saw him she let out a squeal, "OMG!!!! Like totally cool! What are you doing here, like, now?"
"Aren't you that fan girl?" Yami asked nervously.
"Me, like, no," the girl said in a fake sugar coated voice.
"Anyway.girlie, is my bra full?" Yami asked and then ran away before the girl could answer.
Behind him, he heard the girl yell, "YES!!!!!!!!!!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
After everyone had calmed down they decided that they needed to sleep... if they were to return back home early tomorrow morning. Everyone was lying around in their respectable rooms, except for Joey of course.
Dear Joey had the misfortune of sleeping next to Malik Ishtar who was snoring loudly in his ear, and of course no sane person would be able to sleep from that racket. (Malik: HEY! Evil Authoress: I am sorry Malik. I still wuv ya! *glomps Malik* Malik: Oof! @_@)
So, Joey just lied in his bed staring at the ceiling. He felt extremely tense for some reason and he was dying to find out why. Every time he heard Malik's snores grow louder he would turn and glance at the bishounen suspiciously as if he expected Malik to wake up and try to rape him. (Malik: Ew! Why would I do that!?)
Suddenly there was the sound of a plate breaking, and Joey immediately jumped to his feet and grabbed the closing weapon near him, which was a sock. He stared at the sock hopelessly and began to tiptoe quietly towards the kitchen holding the sock like it was a baseball bat. (Seto: And that just shows the intelligence of our very own puppy dog. JK: *nods* The smart thing to do was to grab Malik's Millennium Rod. Evil Authoress: But he's not smart.)
When he finally reached the kitchen he saw a shadowy figure shaped like a huge bunny. He couldn't help but snicker and minutes later erupted into fits of laughter. First wrong move, Joey. Now, onto the second wrong move. When the bunny turned around to face Joey, Joey screamed like a scared little girl and smacked the bunny in the head with a sock.
The bunny growled dangerously (well as dangerous as a bunny could be) and narrowed its piercing blue eyes at him. Wait! Piercing blue! Brown hair! Extremely tall, and unbelievably skin. I wonder who this could POSSIBLY be. Joey stared at our one and only Seto Kaiba for a moment, until he dropped on the floor, and began rolling around laughing like a constipated monkey. (Seto: *scoffs* More like doggy. Joey: YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT KAIBA! Seto: AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT!?!?!?! Joey: *stares for a moment* *begins sucking thumb* Everyone: -_-U)
Kaiba glared at him as he grabbed a knife from the sink. He wasted no time on letting Joey realize what was going to happen and stabbed Joey in the heart while laughing like a maniac. (you know, like in the Episode where he was planning to get the God Cards. It looked like he was doing the belly flop. His belly went in and out. O_o;;; I just realized how wrong that sounds. MUST STOP THINKING LIKE THAT! Or not.)
Kaiba would have continued laughing like a moron, but suddenly the sounds of sirens rang out through the streets. Kaiba bit his lip nervously, and began dragging Joey's body to the nearest closet to hide the evidence. He threw the knife carelessly in the sink and jumped out the closed window making the window turn into small, razor sharp shards that decided they enjoyed digging into Seto Kaiba's small butt. (JK: YOU PAY ATTENTION! Evil Authoress: Well, he's skinny like hell..... it would shock me if he had a HUGE ass)
Kaiba let out a scream of pain and he heard a rustling in the trees. Before he knew it, police men where surrounding him, and he was being thrown back into prison. He sighed and sat down on the old smell chair that was provided for him.
Years later, Mokuba Kaiba inherited the Kaiba Corp. due to the fact that his brother had died in prison..........
JK: YOU KILLED HIM!
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: *nods* *suddenly a girl pops up from behind her* This is my Yami. She's pretty good with Ancient Egyptian magic, so I think she can bring them back.
Mai and JK: *glomps Happy Beauty Yoshimi * YAY!
Kanek (Happy Beauty Yoshimi's Yami): *is in priestess robes and is holding the Book of the Dead* *begins saying weird Egyptian words*
Seto and Joey: *appear out of no-where wearing no clothes what so ever*
Mai and JK: o_O
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: MY EYES! MY POOR VIRGIN EYES!
Yami: *shielding Yugi's eyes* Do us all a favor and get some pants on!
Joey: Why?
Seto: *grabs a pair of pants from who knows where and slides them on* Happy?
Everyone: Very!
Joey: *runs into streets naked* HELLO WORLD!
World: MY NON-EXISTING EYES! IT BURNS!
Everyone: O_o;;;;;;
World: *faints*
Joey: *slips on a dress* Better?
Girls: *begin giggling*
Tea: *who was not including as a girl* Huh? Where did the "thing" go?
Yugi: Its in Joey's pants........
Yami: YUGI!
Yugi: *innocently* What? It's true!
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: *nods* He's right ya know.
Yami: *nods* Okay then. READ AND REVIEW FOR THE LOVE OF RA! AGAIN! HAPPY BEAUTY YOSHIMI IS VERY SORRY FOR THE DELAY OF THIS STORY! AND SHE HOPES YOU ENJOY!
Everyone: *frowns* NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: And I am tormenting Seto!
Kaiba: *fumes* Who was the stupid idiotic moron that dare allow you to torment me!
JK: *raises eyebrow* Me. Do you have a problem with that Seto-weto?
Seto: *cowers* I mean who was the smart, beautiful.
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: *coughs*
JK: *glares*
Malik: *grabs popcorn* FIGHT ALREADY!
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: *chases Malik around with a hammer, while JK eats Malik's popcorn* I'll show you fighting, you belly shirt wearing freak!
Malik: *stops short* *Evil Authoress collides into him* WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: *yells* A FREAK, YOU FREAK!!!!!!!!
Joey: I wonder when they'll 'lung' at each other. I need a new movie to add to my collection.
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: *stares at Joey, then Malik, and then Joey again* OMG! EW!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait, actually, I would like that!
Malik: *scream like a girl* Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: I WAS JOKING YOU MORON!
JK: *murmurs* They fight like an old married couple!
Happy Beauty Yoshimi and Malik: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *chases JK around*
JK: And they have a gift for killing! *grabs Kaiba and uses him as a human shield* You will have to kill him to get to me!
Malik: Sure why not?
Isis: *smacks Malik in the face* THIS IS WHY NOT!!!!!!!!!
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: *laughs*
Malik: YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY! OW! *rubs head*
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: Yes.
Malik: *sighs in defeat* So, who are we kill. I mean tormenting today?
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: We already told you that you baka!
Malik: Well, do you think I pay attention when YOU speak!
JK: *sighs* You just did.
Malik: Stop insulting my intelligence!
Bakura: *hugs him* Aw, don't worry!
Malik: You're not helping! This is uncomfortable!
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: *sly grin* Sure it ain't!
Malik: *stares* You are so evil!
JK: She's not mean, she just enjoys to see anime people squirm and act stupid.. It's extremely entertaining!
Isis: Can we start already?
Seto: No, don't give them ideas!
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: Too late.
*Torment Me Once, Don't Do It Again*
It was a week after Joey Wheeler had lost his porn, and everything seemed to be going back to normal, except, today was the day that the Kaiba brothers went home to see how their house was doing.
Everyone else, however, was playing a harmless game of Truth or Dare, Millennium Item, style. Now, if only the gang could decide on who would go first.
"You go first!" Joey yelled at Yami.
"No! You!" Yami yelled back.
"YOU!"
"NO! YOU!"
Finally, after an hour of ranting, Mai stood up, and yelled as loud as possible, "SHUT UP YOU STUPID PATHETIC DOGS! YAMI WILL GO FIRST AND THAT'S FINAL!" Then, Mai took a deep breath, and sat down calmly as if nothing had happened.
Yami stared at the wall wide-eyed for a second, and then snapped back into reality. "Okay... Um... Malik, Truth or Dare?" Yami asked after taking a minute to think.
"Dare, of course," Malik said, not even thinking, what his old enemy could possibly do to him.
"But Malik, Dare is manly, and you are definitely not manly," Mai and Isis said at the same time, as the poked his belly shirt.
Malik growled and was about to yell about 20 cuss words, but sadly Yami interrupted by saying, "Okay then. Malik I dare you to take control of... SETO KAIBA... And make Kaiba rape a... TREE!"
Everyone stared at Yami like he was crazy, except Malik who had a crazed look on his face, and he just smirked. Malik raised his millennium item in the air, and after a minute of doing that, the Egyptian bishie burst out laughing hysterically.
"Kaiba's.... oh my eyes... This is priceless," Malik managed to say while laughing. Everyone in the room could only image what happened.
*In Seto Kaiba's P.O.V*
What the hell is going on? One second, I find myself about to buy Mokuba some ice cream, and the next I'm walking into a tree.
That is disgusting! I'm... I mean.. whatever is happening to me.... Is raping a tree?! And the scariest part is that I don't think it is possible to rape something that is already naked.
Realization hit me like a ton of bricks. MALIK ISHTAR YOU STUPID BITCH GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!! I WILL FREAKIN' KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T!
*back at Boulder Creek*
"Okay, I did it," Malik said, finally putting his Millennium Item down. "Oh and b.t.w. Kaiba just got arrested for 'stripping' in the street."
Isis stared at Malik with fire in her eyes for a second, and then squealed in joy, "YES! FINALLY, NOW I CAN HAVE HIS COMPANY!"
But her dreams were brought down, when Yugi turned on the T.V. and they saw Joey announcing something, "Yo, ma brodaz. Since, that dum' butt, Kaiba, got arrested. Joey Wheeler gonna be your new C.E.O. PIECE OUT!"
Everyone turned to look at the spot that Joey was sitting at, just minutes ago, to find it empty. "Wow, he can really run.. like a dog that is," Mai said in disgust.
The next day the gang decided to go visit Kaiba in jail, but as soon as Malik came close to the cell, Kaiba grabbed Malik by the neck and began to strangle him like a mad man. Not even, the police could get Kaiba to release his grip on Malik's neck.
Kaiba did eventually, but that was only because he fainted. Tea had the nerve to tell Seto Kaiba that his company had been taken over by a bumbling idiot, and that had done some damage on Kaiba's brain.
The gang quickly left, fearing that Kaiba might do something drastic when he wakes up.
They decided, instead to go to Joey and see how he was doing. They found Joey being surrounded by women in skimpy outfits that could rival Mai's. He was holding a half empty beer bottle, and was hiccupping every now and then. In other words, Kaiba's company was doomed to crash, along with everything that he had worked for.
They all left after having a chat with Joey and the company. Joey told them that the company had gained 50 million dollars, and they all wondered how the hell could Joey have possibly done it?
The gang returned to Boulder Creek, the next day, and they found a newspaper lying near their rooms. On the front cover, in bold letters it said: MANIAC KAIBA HAS ESCAPED FROM PRISON, BEWARE! Right near the huge sign, there was a picture of Kaiba in a bunny suit, bouncing around town. Everyone burst out laughing but then jumped in surprise when they heard Joey laughing behind them. "What, my bradaz? I decided to chill wid ma gang, for a while," Joey explained.
Later that day, the gang was relaxing at the lodge continuing the game that they were playing earlier.
"YOU!" Yami screeched, yet again.
"YOU!" Joey yelled.
"SHUT UP!" screamed Rebecca, face full of anger.
"Little children.. shouldn't... play... these... games," Yami said as he stared at Rebecca, in shock.
"Oh please, if a 5,000 year old man can play, then I can too," she said as she hit Yami in the back of his head.
"I'm going," Malik said sadistically, as he thought of ways to torment the dear pharaoh. "Yami, truth or dare?"
Yami looked at him with a smirk on his face as if to say, 'Do you think I am stupid enough to pick dare?' But in response for 'saying' that, Malik nodded his head.
Yami growled as he practically yelled out, "I pick dare!!!!!!!!!!" He suddenly realized what he said and yelled, "I MEAN TRUTH.. TRUTH!!!!!!!!"
"What?" Malik asked in a mocking tone, "Did I here dare? Very well, I understand, my DEAR pal Yami. I dare you to put Mai's bra on and go to the neighbors and ask 'Is my bra full'?" Malik raised his hand in the air, as a sign of superiority and then began to do a little monkey dance.
Yami scowled and grabbed the bra that Mai handed him. Mai snickered when she saw Yami's reaction as to what bra he was going to wear. It was pink with lace, and it was padded. Hell, even with the pads, he would have to stuff it will so much toilet paper that it wouldn't be funny.
When Yami finally got the bra on Joey, Tristan, and Malik couldn't help but yell out, "Perfect fit, eh?!"
Yami glared at him and headed next door, which was about 5 miles away, and ran the doorbell. A blonde haired, ditzy girl answered the door and when she saw him she let out a squeal, "OMG!!!! Like totally cool! What are you doing here, like, now?"
"Aren't you that fan girl?" Yami asked nervously.
"Me, like, no," the girl said in a fake sugar coated voice.
"Anyway.girlie, is my bra full?" Yami asked and then ran away before the girl could answer.
Behind him, he heard the girl yell, "YES!!!!!!!!!!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
After everyone had calmed down they decided that they needed to sleep... if they were to return back home early tomorrow morning. Everyone was lying around in their respectable rooms, except for Joey of course.
Dear Joey had the misfortune of sleeping next to Malik Ishtar who was snoring loudly in his ear, and of course no sane person would be able to sleep from that racket. (Malik: HEY! Evil Authoress: I am sorry Malik. I still wuv ya! *glomps Malik* Malik: Oof! @_@)
So, Joey just lied in his bed staring at the ceiling. He felt extremely tense for some reason and he was dying to find out why. Every time he heard Malik's snores grow louder he would turn and glance at the bishounen suspiciously as if he expected Malik to wake up and try to rape him. (Malik: Ew! Why would I do that!?)
Suddenly there was the sound of a plate breaking, and Joey immediately jumped to his feet and grabbed the closing weapon near him, which was a sock. He stared at the sock hopelessly and began to tiptoe quietly towards the kitchen holding the sock like it was a baseball bat. (Seto: And that just shows the intelligence of our very own puppy dog. JK: *nods* The smart thing to do was to grab Malik's Millennium Rod. Evil Authoress: But he's not smart.)
When he finally reached the kitchen he saw a shadowy figure shaped like a huge bunny. He couldn't help but snicker and minutes later erupted into fits of laughter. First wrong move, Joey. Now, onto the second wrong move. When the bunny turned around to face Joey, Joey screamed like a scared little girl and smacked the bunny in the head with a sock.
The bunny growled dangerously (well as dangerous as a bunny could be) and narrowed its piercing blue eyes at him. Wait! Piercing blue! Brown hair! Extremely tall, and unbelievably skin. I wonder who this could POSSIBLY be. Joey stared at our one and only Seto Kaiba for a moment, until he dropped on the floor, and began rolling around laughing like a constipated monkey. (Seto: *scoffs* More like doggy. Joey: YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT KAIBA! Seto: AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT!?!?!?! Joey: *stares for a moment* *begins sucking thumb* Everyone: -_-U)
Kaiba glared at him as he grabbed a knife from the sink. He wasted no time on letting Joey realize what was going to happen and stabbed Joey in the heart while laughing like a maniac. (you know, like in the Episode where he was planning to get the God Cards. It looked like he was doing the belly flop. His belly went in and out. O_o;;; I just realized how wrong that sounds. MUST STOP THINKING LIKE THAT! Or not.)
Kaiba would have continued laughing like a moron, but suddenly the sounds of sirens rang out through the streets. Kaiba bit his lip nervously, and began dragging Joey's body to the nearest closet to hide the evidence. He threw the knife carelessly in the sink and jumped out the closed window making the window turn into small, razor sharp shards that decided they enjoyed digging into Seto Kaiba's small butt. (JK: YOU PAY ATTENTION! Evil Authoress: Well, he's skinny like hell..... it would shock me if he had a HUGE ass)
Kaiba let out a scream of pain and he heard a rustling in the trees. Before he knew it, police men where surrounding him, and he was being thrown back into prison. He sighed and sat down on the old smell chair that was provided for him.
Years later, Mokuba Kaiba inherited the Kaiba Corp. due to the fact that his brother had died in prison..........
JK: YOU KILLED HIM!
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: *nods* *suddenly a girl pops up from behind her* This is my Yami. She's pretty good with Ancient Egyptian magic, so I think she can bring them back.
Mai and JK: *glomps Happy Beauty Yoshimi * YAY!
Kanek (Happy Beauty Yoshimi's Yami): *is in priestess robes and is holding the Book of the Dead* *begins saying weird Egyptian words*
Seto and Joey: *appear out of no-where wearing no clothes what so ever*
Mai and JK: o_O
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: MY EYES! MY POOR VIRGIN EYES!
Yami: *shielding Yugi's eyes* Do us all a favor and get some pants on!
Joey: Why?
Seto: *grabs a pair of pants from who knows where and slides them on* Happy?
Everyone: Very!
Joey: *runs into streets naked* HELLO WORLD!
World: MY NON-EXISTING EYES! IT BURNS!
Everyone: O_o;;;;;;
World: *faints*
Joey: *slips on a dress* Better?
Girls: *begin giggling*
Tea: *who was not including as a girl* Huh? Where did the "thing" go?
Yugi: Its in Joey's pants........
Yami: YUGI!
Yugi: *innocently* What? It's true!
Happy Beauty Yoshimi: *nods* He's right ya know.
Yami: *nods* Okay then. READ AND REVIEW FOR THE LOVE OF RA! AGAIN! HAPPY BEAUTY YOSHIMI IS VERY SORRY FOR THE DELAY OF THIS STORY! AND SHE HOPES YOU ENJOY!
