I could never write anything as good as the original StarTrek series, which is kind of scary, so obviously I don't own the characters, or anything related to them.
"Spock, are there any life-signs?"
"There appears to large amounts of excrement on board, but no signs of the beings who left them."
"What do you make of that?"
"I have.........no idea, Captain."
doodoodoodoo(the sound of the com. system)
"Scottee, we're going to board the alien vessel. Prepare for four to transport."
"Aye, Captain."
Captain James T. Kirk, Mr. (unpronouncable) Spock, Dr. Leonard McCoy, and H. Sulu walk down to the transporter room. They stand in their respective places.
Wiiirrrr!(the sound of the transporter working)
Once on the alien vessel, they find themselves chest-deep in poopy, or excrement as Mr. Spock refers to it.
"Spock, are there any life-signs?"
"There appears to large amounts of excrement on board, but no signs of the beings who left them."
"What do you make of that?"
"I have.........no idea, Captain."
doodoodoodoo(the sound of the com. system)
"Scottee, we're going to board the alien vessel. Prepare for four to transport."
"Aye, Captain."
Captain James T. Kirk, Mr. (unpronouncable) Spock, Dr. Leonard McCoy, and H. Sulu walk down to the transporter room. They stand in their respective places.
Wiiirrrr!(the sound of the transporter working)
Once on the alien vessel, they find themselves chest-deep in poopy, or excrement as Mr. Spock refers to it.
