They look around, confused. Bones picks up some of the stuff and tastes it.

"What is it, Bones?"

"I don't know, but it's great! You've got to try this!"

Curiously, Jim reaches for a pile of poopy.

"Mm. Not bad."

"Gentlemen, may I remind you that excrement is usually riddled with bacteria."

"Try some, you stuffy old Vulcan," McCoy says, throwing some poopy at Spocks face.

Showing a spasm of emotion, Spock yells,

"Have you gone insane?" McCoy looks up at him, stunned. Then he lunges himself and a bunch of poopy at Spock. Wrestling him down into the quicksand-like ground, he says,

"Have you? Have you forgotten the old ways of the Vulcan? I'm sure they ate poopy every now and then!"

"I have NOT forgotten the mistakes of my people. I will not repeat them!"

McCoy shoves poopy into Spocks mouth. Feeling helpless, Spock chews. Swallows. And says,

"That's pretty darn good! I mean, in the words of a twentieth century american."