Chapter 2
A Plan Brewing
Deep within the land of Herlassia, a great evil was coming back to life. Right within the great tower of Emralda's citadel, the greatest evil ever was coming back. A great portal had appeared in the throne room of the citadel, and it was glowing with massive power. Suddenly, a yell from a man was heard. There was a great flash of golden power, and a great deal of energy came pouring out of the portal. After a few long minutes of this, Ganondorf, the Scourge of Hyrule, jumped out of the portal in his black and blue armor and shoulder-length red hair. The second his body touched the floor, the portal disappeared. He lay on the ground breathing heavily from exhaustion, for what he just pulled off was like no other thing. He was incredibly tired, but slowly got up. He still stood there panting for a few more moments before he began to quietly laugh.
"Well, I've done it" he announced to himself, "I've come back from the afterlife! I'm no longer dead; I'm alive, just as I was when I fought Mirren here in the tower. I may have lost that time; but this time it'll be different! I won't lose this time!" Ganondorf now took a pause before thinking of another thing. He smiled sinisterly.
"But I can't forget my dear sister..." he said. He lifted up his hands, and screamed. He gave off a ton of energy, and the Triforce of Power glowed on his hand. Soon the portal opened up once again, and in a few minutes, Emralda came out of it. The second she did, Ganondorf stopped and walked over to her. She slowly opened her eyes, and looked around in confusion. She did this until she finally saw Ganondorf. Her eyes lit up, and she instantly got up.
"My brother!" she exclaimed. Ganondorf smiled and nodded.
"I'm just as happy to see you Emralda" he replied.
"Oh Ganondorf I can't believe this!" she began, "we're alive again!" Ganondorf now smirked.
"Not without my help" he said, "we wouldn't be here at all had I not used the remaining energy in the Triforce of Power." Emralda looked a little confused again.
"What are you talking about my brother?" she asked. Ganondorf grinned.
"Well, when I was fighting that Mirren in our last battle, I had used the Triforce of Power to power-up my dark bolt" he began, "I was at full power then, and I knew I was going to win. But then that kid brought out the Triforce of Justice; and I knew I was done for. So at the last second, I lessened the power I was using in the Triforce of Power..and that power was what I used to revive us.." Emralda's mouth dropped. She couldn't believe the strategy her brother had used! They were both alive; and could finally get their revenge on Mirren.
"This is great my brother, but what is that plan for Mirren?" she asked. Ganondorf grinned.
"Well, I'd say it's the best one ever" he replied, "you know that his and Zelda's birthday is coming up in about a week, so I say we do everything on the day right before it. My plan is to first capture all of the Sages, so we can take their energy and become even more powerful. Then we capture Zelda and Link, and take their Triforces from them to give us another incredible power boost. Also we'll take those three other friends of Mirren. They're each equally strong, and will give us substantial power. With their power, the Sages power, and three pieces of the Triforce in our possession, we'll literally be invincible. Then we'll let Mirren come to us to try and save everyone; and this time he'll only have the Goddesses to help him, but we'll be even stronger than them! With Mirren and his friends dead, we can finish off the Sages, Zelda, and Link. The birthday will be ruined, and we'll be the most invincible duo in Hyrule. It's not just about Mirren anymore; it's about conquering Hyrule, and finally killing Link, Zelda, and the Sages. No one will stop us this time..not even Mirren..."
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Mirren sat in his room counting up his rupees. He poured every one out of his wallet onto his bed and counted each and every one. There were green rupees, blue rupees, red rupees, purple rupees, and even one golden rupee. After a little bit of counting, he had a grand total of seven hundred rupees.
"Hmmm...not bad" Mirren said to himself in his mind, "I think that'll be enough. I gotta get Zelda something good for this birthday, and these days here in Hyrule something good equals expensive. Well, I'll betcha she'd like new clothes or something; but everyone else will probably get her stuff like that. I gotta get a really nice dress; I wonder what colors she likes? I've see her wear that pink dress a lot, so that's outta the question. Hmm...I never knew shopping could be so tough! Well, I'll look for something, but then I'll get one more thing..." Mirren then thought of a beautiful golden necklace with a ruby in the center he had seen at a shop in Kakariko Village. It was very expensive, five hundred rupees to be exact, but he still wanted to get it for her. He made a promise to himself that he'd do his best to make this the best birthday ever for Zelda.
Suddenly he heard the door open. He began to put his rupees away normally as Link walked in.
"Hey bro, what's up?" he asked.
"Just countin' up my rupees" Mirren answered without even turning to him.
"So, how many do ya have?" Link asked again. Mirren just kind of froze then. If he really told Link how many he had, then it would be obvious that he would have enough to buy a Goron Tunic. Then, it would also show that Mirren was buying something really good for Zelda's birthday, and that would lead to Link finding out Mirren's secret! Mirren instantly and in a flash swiped away the golden rupee and two of the purple rupees, and luckily Link didn't notice it.
"About four hundred" he answered. Link then walked over to Mirren.
"That's not that bad, you should be able to get Zelda something nice for her birthday with that" he spoke. Mirren just fell against his bed with his arms out wide.
"One problem though, I have no idea what to get her!" he replied. Link laughed a little.
"Yeah, I was also at first a little stuck on that" he began, "but if you really think about it, she's not that hard to shop for. I think I know something you could get her.." Mirren now sat up.
"And what's that?" he asked. Link smiled.
"She really wants a new dress, but she can't find one in the color she wants." Link answered before Mirren interrupted him.
"What color's that?" he asked.
"Dark blue" he answered, "she likes it, but she can't find a perfect dress like that. If you were to get one like that, you'd get her one of the greatest gifts for her birthday..." Mirren smiled back and nodded.
"Thanks bro" he said, "hey, what are you getting' her?" Link grinned and turned away.
"It'll be a surprise, I can't tell ya" he answered, "you'll see at the big party for the both of you. Besides, little midget kids shouldn't even butt into my business.." Mirren gritted his teeth.
"Did you just say what I thought you just said?" he asked raising an eyebrow. Link smirked.
"What? That you're a little wimp kid and is as big as a speck?" he taunted. Mirren's eyes lit up with anger. He gritted his teeth even more.
"That's it bro you're done!" he yelled, and lunged at Link. Link tried to turn around in time, but Mirren crashed right into him and knocked him flat. Mirren then jumped up and did a splash onto him. He landed right on Link, and began smacking his head. Link gritted his teeth in frustration and kicked Mirren in the stomach. Mirren's eyes widened in pain, and Link kicked him again over into the wall. Mirren smacked into it pretty hard, and grunted in pain. Link then got up and cracked his knuckles.
"Ya know what Mirren, you need some training" he said. Mirren looked up at him even though his stomach and back was now killing him.
"What the heck are you talkin' about bro?" he asked sounding a little cross. Link grinned.
"You need to learn how to fight with your own fists and feet Mirren" he answered, "at times in your life you won't have your weapon to fight with, so then you gotta go with your own body. And after that little disaster of an attack of yours you obviously need to learn how to fight." Mirren gritted his teeth and got up holding his chest with one hand and his back with the other.
"I don't need any fist-fightin' training" he spat back, "I wasn't made for brute strength unless you were too stupid to know. I'm too small, I can't fight.." Link laughed and smirked.
"Let's not forget you're too weak also!" he exclaimed. Mirren's eyes filled up with anger once again. Link then ran out of the room and began running through the whole castle. Mirren immediately began chasing after him as he just thought of finally beating the crud out of his brother. They both ran throughout the whole castle as Link taunted Mirren again and again. Soon Link ran into one of the courtyards, and suddenly stopped. Mirren ran at him, and lunged at him. Link this time turned around in time and caught Mirren by the shoulder. He spun around, and tossed him. Mirren yelled a little, and crashed into the ground. He groaned in pain and lifted up his head. He spat some saliva out of his mouth and glared at Link, who had his fists up in a fighting position.
"Come on Mirren, bring it!" he yelled. Mirren sneered and got up. He yelled in fury and rushed at his brother. He reared his fist back, and went for a punch. Link grinned and caught it right in his own hand. Mirren's eyes widened in shock as Link balled up his other fist. He sent it flying, and punched Mirren right in the stomach. He puffed from the force of the hit, and began staggering as he held his hurting stomach at the moment.
"Gotta do better than that Mirren!" shouted Link, "next time try something like this!" Link then jumped at him and lifted up his foot. He kicked him hard in the left shoulder and knocked him down. Mirren groaned from the pain again and now held both his throbbing shoulder and stomach. Link laughed. "Painful isn't it bro?" he asked, "That is one thing that's good to start off with, to see how well you can manage the pain." Mirren then looked up at Link.
"Well, I can most definitely take the pain.." he replied, "...but can you!?" Mirren then tucked his body, and jumped up at Link. He was completely taken by surprise, and Mirren hit him hard in the upper chest with a head butt. Link staggered back as he clutched his hurt chest, but still didn't get knocked down. Mirren then rushed at him again, and went for another punch. Link saw Mirren, and blocked the punch. He grabbed his arm, twisted it, turned Mirren around, and held him high in the air as he gave him a hammerlock. Mirren yelled in pain as Link laughed.
"Nice fight bro" he began, "but now you're done. You've got two choices; either submit to this and lose, or keep on going and have your arm broken!" He applied more pressure, and Mirren screamed in agony. It was like his arm was trying to be snapped in half, and he tried to think of a way to escape. Link kept up the submission maneuver, and was a little surprised at how Mirren kept with it and didn't tap out yet.
"I suggest you tap now Mirren, I'm not kidding when I say I'll break your arm...because I will!" he yelled. Mirren then took his foot, and kicked it back into Link's face. He had no way to dodge it or block it, so he just watched helplessly as it came closer. Mirren's heel struck him hard, and he yelled in pain as he dropped Mirren. He clutched his face, and groaned in pain. Mirren also grunted from his pain, but watched as Link slowly began staggering back. His eyes narrowed with fierceness and determination as he got in a battle stance.
"Come on Link, just take those hands off your face and I can end this fight." he said to himself. Soon the pain began to leave Link's face, and he did take his hands off it. The second he did though; Mirren yelled in fury and charged at Link like a bullet. Link froze in shock, and was amazed at what Mirren was doing. Mirren then rammed his shoulder straight into Link's stomach as they both flew into the little waterway around the courtyard. Link landed right in the water, but Mirren didn't. Link groaned in pain for a few seconds before finally opening his eyes and realizing he was now soaking wet. He looked up at Mirren with pure anger in his eyes. Mirren laughed nervously, and smiled incredulously; he knew he was in deep trouble.
"Sorry 'bout that bro, I didn't mean to hit you that hard that you'd get flying into the water." he said. Link gritted his teeth.
"You're dead Mirren" he whispered. Mirren's eyes widened in fear as he gulped. He yelled in fright and began running away screaming as Link chased him ready to literally tear him limb from limb.
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Link chased Mirren throughout the entire castle as he still dripped from his wetness. He was right now incredibly angry, and wanted to just destroy Mirren. His eyes were filled with rage, and Mirren's were filled with fear as he still screamed. They kept on running and running, and they soon came to a garden where Zelda was relaxing. She suddenly heard Mirren's yells, and looked to see what was going on.
She saw Link soaking wet just chase Mirren as he yelled threats of all sorts. Her eyes narrowed with irritation and she groaned as she thought of Link. She did love him, but it really, really annoyed her when he beat up Mirren for stupid reasons. Mirren and Link came closer and closer to her, and she just stood there normally.
"HE'S GONNA KICK MY BUTT!!!!!!" Mirren yelled out loud. He wasn't yelling mainly at Zelda, but just at anyone. Link picked up speed, and Mirren yelled again as he raced by Zelda. She didn't even look at him, and simply stuck her finger down his collar. She lifted him up as Link lunged at Mirren. He was just about to grab him before Zelda lifted him a little higher as she glared at Link. Link yelled a little this time and just got a face full of dirt instead of getting Mirren.
Even though Zelda had just saved his life, Mirren still trembled in fear a little. He looked down at Link, and knew he was even angrier. Link lifted his head out of the ground. He spat all of the dirt out of his mouth and looked at Mirren. He glared at him with anger in his eyes as Mirren gulped in fear. Zelda then pulled him closer and set him down beside herself.
"Don't worry Mirren, Link won't hurt you now."she reassured as she still glared at Link. Link then suddenly remembered Zelda. He got up, and looked at her anger-filled eyes. He instantly gulped himself this time as he realized that Zelda probably wasn't too happy about what just happened. "So Link, what's the reason this time why you nearly killed Mirren?" she asked. Link was right now very nervous and fearful himself.
"Uhh...well...we were um...kinda fightin'..and.." he stuttered.
"Full sentences Link!" Zelda shouted. Link cowered from Zelda's yell, and even Mirren was a little afraid right now, even though he knew that Zelda would never hurt him. Link then just gritted his teeth and said everything straight out.
"I kinda taunted him a little in his room and I lured him outside to train him how to fist fight" he began, "we kept on fighting for a while and he rammed me straight into the water. I got soaked and I was so mad that I was ready to destroy him." He looked at Zelda with anger in his eyes as he waited for Zelda to scold Mirren now.
"So, another stupid reason.."she said. Link's eyes now widened in shock.
"What are you talkin' about Zelda!?" he exclaimed, "I have every right to annihilate him! He got me soakin' wet!!!!" Zelda still looked the same way.
"Yeah, but you started this whole thing..didn't you Link?" she asked. Link then just realized he did and put his head down in shame.
"Why do you always have to stick up for him?" he whined. Zelda then put arm around Mirren and pulled him a little closer.
"Because pretty much every time you decided to beat him up, he practically did nothing or did it on accident" she answered.
"You like him better than me don't you!?" Link yelled. Zelda was surprised by Link's idiotic theory.
"Oh course not Link!" she answered, "You are me are in love Link, why would I like a little kid over my true love!? Not that I don't like him though, because I do a lot, but not as much as you." Link then looked at Mirren and sneered.
"Lucky little punk" he murmured, "gettin' Zelda on your side, tryin' ta steal her from me!" Zelda now looked shocked again.
"What is it with you and stupid ideas!?" she yelled, "Mirren would never do such a thing! He knows you and me like each other! He's just as mature as you! It's not like he's love with me either!" Mirren then just kind of thought of how he did kind of like her and was thankful she was covering up for him. Link then just gritted his teeth.
"Fine!" he yelled, "I'm sorry for everything Mirren I promise I won't beat ya up for anymore stupid reasons!" Link then just stomped off. Zelda watched him and smiled. She found it very funny when Link got mad and finally apologized to Mirren, and then when he'd stomp off mumbling to himself in anger. She laughed a little as Mirren looked up at her.
"Thanks Zelda" he said. Zelda then looked down at him and smiled.
"No problem" she replied, "I wasn't gonna just see you get destroyed there, and Link doesn't need to know what goes on between us, I mean with that whole crush thing." Mirren looked a little embarrassed for a moment before Zelda just smiled at him. He finally did smile back at her and they both then looked at Link. They watched him and finally both burst out into laughter.
Author's Notes: Ahhhhhhh...nothing like the smell of that sinister feeling....I mean before with Ganondorf and Emralda of course! Yeah, they're some pretty evil dudes...^_^ And nothing like seeing Mirren kick Link's butt and Link get all mean and jerky. Oh yeah, don't forget Zelda gettin' mad at Link again. Yeah, if I ever met Link, he'd probably kick my butt, but I'm not afraid! *looks over shoulder nervously* Okay he's not here..good. And as usual please review and tell me whatcha think!
LittleLink
A Plan Brewing
Deep within the land of Herlassia, a great evil was coming back to life. Right within the great tower of Emralda's citadel, the greatest evil ever was coming back. A great portal had appeared in the throne room of the citadel, and it was glowing with massive power. Suddenly, a yell from a man was heard. There was a great flash of golden power, and a great deal of energy came pouring out of the portal. After a few long minutes of this, Ganondorf, the Scourge of Hyrule, jumped out of the portal in his black and blue armor and shoulder-length red hair. The second his body touched the floor, the portal disappeared. He lay on the ground breathing heavily from exhaustion, for what he just pulled off was like no other thing. He was incredibly tired, but slowly got up. He still stood there panting for a few more moments before he began to quietly laugh.
"Well, I've done it" he announced to himself, "I've come back from the afterlife! I'm no longer dead; I'm alive, just as I was when I fought Mirren here in the tower. I may have lost that time; but this time it'll be different! I won't lose this time!" Ganondorf now took a pause before thinking of another thing. He smiled sinisterly.
"But I can't forget my dear sister..." he said. He lifted up his hands, and screamed. He gave off a ton of energy, and the Triforce of Power glowed on his hand. Soon the portal opened up once again, and in a few minutes, Emralda came out of it. The second she did, Ganondorf stopped and walked over to her. She slowly opened her eyes, and looked around in confusion. She did this until she finally saw Ganondorf. Her eyes lit up, and she instantly got up.
"My brother!" she exclaimed. Ganondorf smiled and nodded.
"I'm just as happy to see you Emralda" he replied.
"Oh Ganondorf I can't believe this!" she began, "we're alive again!" Ganondorf now smirked.
"Not without my help" he said, "we wouldn't be here at all had I not used the remaining energy in the Triforce of Power." Emralda looked a little confused again.
"What are you talking about my brother?" she asked. Ganondorf grinned.
"Well, when I was fighting that Mirren in our last battle, I had used the Triforce of Power to power-up my dark bolt" he began, "I was at full power then, and I knew I was going to win. But then that kid brought out the Triforce of Justice; and I knew I was done for. So at the last second, I lessened the power I was using in the Triforce of Power..and that power was what I used to revive us.." Emralda's mouth dropped. She couldn't believe the strategy her brother had used! They were both alive; and could finally get their revenge on Mirren.
"This is great my brother, but what is that plan for Mirren?" she asked. Ganondorf grinned.
"Well, I'd say it's the best one ever" he replied, "you know that his and Zelda's birthday is coming up in about a week, so I say we do everything on the day right before it. My plan is to first capture all of the Sages, so we can take their energy and become even more powerful. Then we capture Zelda and Link, and take their Triforces from them to give us another incredible power boost. Also we'll take those three other friends of Mirren. They're each equally strong, and will give us substantial power. With their power, the Sages power, and three pieces of the Triforce in our possession, we'll literally be invincible. Then we'll let Mirren come to us to try and save everyone; and this time he'll only have the Goddesses to help him, but we'll be even stronger than them! With Mirren and his friends dead, we can finish off the Sages, Zelda, and Link. The birthday will be ruined, and we'll be the most invincible duo in Hyrule. It's not just about Mirren anymore; it's about conquering Hyrule, and finally killing Link, Zelda, and the Sages. No one will stop us this time..not even Mirren..."
* * * * *
Mirren sat in his room counting up his rupees. He poured every one out of his wallet onto his bed and counted each and every one. There were green rupees, blue rupees, red rupees, purple rupees, and even one golden rupee. After a little bit of counting, he had a grand total of seven hundred rupees.
"Hmmm...not bad" Mirren said to himself in his mind, "I think that'll be enough. I gotta get Zelda something good for this birthday, and these days here in Hyrule something good equals expensive. Well, I'll betcha she'd like new clothes or something; but everyone else will probably get her stuff like that. I gotta get a really nice dress; I wonder what colors she likes? I've see her wear that pink dress a lot, so that's outta the question. Hmm...I never knew shopping could be so tough! Well, I'll look for something, but then I'll get one more thing..." Mirren then thought of a beautiful golden necklace with a ruby in the center he had seen at a shop in Kakariko Village. It was very expensive, five hundred rupees to be exact, but he still wanted to get it for her. He made a promise to himself that he'd do his best to make this the best birthday ever for Zelda.
Suddenly he heard the door open. He began to put his rupees away normally as Link walked in.
"Hey bro, what's up?" he asked.
"Just countin' up my rupees" Mirren answered without even turning to him.
"So, how many do ya have?" Link asked again. Mirren just kind of froze then. If he really told Link how many he had, then it would be obvious that he would have enough to buy a Goron Tunic. Then, it would also show that Mirren was buying something really good for Zelda's birthday, and that would lead to Link finding out Mirren's secret! Mirren instantly and in a flash swiped away the golden rupee and two of the purple rupees, and luckily Link didn't notice it.
"About four hundred" he answered. Link then walked over to Mirren.
"That's not that bad, you should be able to get Zelda something nice for her birthday with that" he spoke. Mirren just fell against his bed with his arms out wide.
"One problem though, I have no idea what to get her!" he replied. Link laughed a little.
"Yeah, I was also at first a little stuck on that" he began, "but if you really think about it, she's not that hard to shop for. I think I know something you could get her.." Mirren now sat up.
"And what's that?" he asked. Link smiled.
"She really wants a new dress, but she can't find one in the color she wants." Link answered before Mirren interrupted him.
"What color's that?" he asked.
"Dark blue" he answered, "she likes it, but she can't find a perfect dress like that. If you were to get one like that, you'd get her one of the greatest gifts for her birthday..." Mirren smiled back and nodded.
"Thanks bro" he said, "hey, what are you getting' her?" Link grinned and turned away.
"It'll be a surprise, I can't tell ya" he answered, "you'll see at the big party for the both of you. Besides, little midget kids shouldn't even butt into my business.." Mirren gritted his teeth.
"Did you just say what I thought you just said?" he asked raising an eyebrow. Link smirked.
"What? That you're a little wimp kid and is as big as a speck?" he taunted. Mirren's eyes lit up with anger. He gritted his teeth even more.
"That's it bro you're done!" he yelled, and lunged at Link. Link tried to turn around in time, but Mirren crashed right into him and knocked him flat. Mirren then jumped up and did a splash onto him. He landed right on Link, and began smacking his head. Link gritted his teeth in frustration and kicked Mirren in the stomach. Mirren's eyes widened in pain, and Link kicked him again over into the wall. Mirren smacked into it pretty hard, and grunted in pain. Link then got up and cracked his knuckles.
"Ya know what Mirren, you need some training" he said. Mirren looked up at him even though his stomach and back was now killing him.
"What the heck are you talkin' about bro?" he asked sounding a little cross. Link grinned.
"You need to learn how to fight with your own fists and feet Mirren" he answered, "at times in your life you won't have your weapon to fight with, so then you gotta go with your own body. And after that little disaster of an attack of yours you obviously need to learn how to fight." Mirren gritted his teeth and got up holding his chest with one hand and his back with the other.
"I don't need any fist-fightin' training" he spat back, "I wasn't made for brute strength unless you were too stupid to know. I'm too small, I can't fight.." Link laughed and smirked.
"Let's not forget you're too weak also!" he exclaimed. Mirren's eyes filled up with anger once again. Link then ran out of the room and began running through the whole castle. Mirren immediately began chasing after him as he just thought of finally beating the crud out of his brother. They both ran throughout the whole castle as Link taunted Mirren again and again. Soon Link ran into one of the courtyards, and suddenly stopped. Mirren ran at him, and lunged at him. Link this time turned around in time and caught Mirren by the shoulder. He spun around, and tossed him. Mirren yelled a little, and crashed into the ground. He groaned in pain and lifted up his head. He spat some saliva out of his mouth and glared at Link, who had his fists up in a fighting position.
"Come on Mirren, bring it!" he yelled. Mirren sneered and got up. He yelled in fury and rushed at his brother. He reared his fist back, and went for a punch. Link grinned and caught it right in his own hand. Mirren's eyes widened in shock as Link balled up his other fist. He sent it flying, and punched Mirren right in the stomach. He puffed from the force of the hit, and began staggering as he held his hurting stomach at the moment.
"Gotta do better than that Mirren!" shouted Link, "next time try something like this!" Link then jumped at him and lifted up his foot. He kicked him hard in the left shoulder and knocked him down. Mirren groaned from the pain again and now held both his throbbing shoulder and stomach. Link laughed. "Painful isn't it bro?" he asked, "That is one thing that's good to start off with, to see how well you can manage the pain." Mirren then looked up at Link.
"Well, I can most definitely take the pain.." he replied, "...but can you!?" Mirren then tucked his body, and jumped up at Link. He was completely taken by surprise, and Mirren hit him hard in the upper chest with a head butt. Link staggered back as he clutched his hurt chest, but still didn't get knocked down. Mirren then rushed at him again, and went for another punch. Link saw Mirren, and blocked the punch. He grabbed his arm, twisted it, turned Mirren around, and held him high in the air as he gave him a hammerlock. Mirren yelled in pain as Link laughed.
"Nice fight bro" he began, "but now you're done. You've got two choices; either submit to this and lose, or keep on going and have your arm broken!" He applied more pressure, and Mirren screamed in agony. It was like his arm was trying to be snapped in half, and he tried to think of a way to escape. Link kept up the submission maneuver, and was a little surprised at how Mirren kept with it and didn't tap out yet.
"I suggest you tap now Mirren, I'm not kidding when I say I'll break your arm...because I will!" he yelled. Mirren then took his foot, and kicked it back into Link's face. He had no way to dodge it or block it, so he just watched helplessly as it came closer. Mirren's heel struck him hard, and he yelled in pain as he dropped Mirren. He clutched his face, and groaned in pain. Mirren also grunted from his pain, but watched as Link slowly began staggering back. His eyes narrowed with fierceness and determination as he got in a battle stance.
"Come on Link, just take those hands off your face and I can end this fight." he said to himself. Soon the pain began to leave Link's face, and he did take his hands off it. The second he did though; Mirren yelled in fury and charged at Link like a bullet. Link froze in shock, and was amazed at what Mirren was doing. Mirren then rammed his shoulder straight into Link's stomach as they both flew into the little waterway around the courtyard. Link landed right in the water, but Mirren didn't. Link groaned in pain for a few seconds before finally opening his eyes and realizing he was now soaking wet. He looked up at Mirren with pure anger in his eyes. Mirren laughed nervously, and smiled incredulously; he knew he was in deep trouble.
"Sorry 'bout that bro, I didn't mean to hit you that hard that you'd get flying into the water." he said. Link gritted his teeth.
"You're dead Mirren" he whispered. Mirren's eyes widened in fear as he gulped. He yelled in fright and began running away screaming as Link chased him ready to literally tear him limb from limb.
* * * * *
Link chased Mirren throughout the entire castle as he still dripped from his wetness. He was right now incredibly angry, and wanted to just destroy Mirren. His eyes were filled with rage, and Mirren's were filled with fear as he still screamed. They kept on running and running, and they soon came to a garden where Zelda was relaxing. She suddenly heard Mirren's yells, and looked to see what was going on.
She saw Link soaking wet just chase Mirren as he yelled threats of all sorts. Her eyes narrowed with irritation and she groaned as she thought of Link. She did love him, but it really, really annoyed her when he beat up Mirren for stupid reasons. Mirren and Link came closer and closer to her, and she just stood there normally.
"HE'S GONNA KICK MY BUTT!!!!!!" Mirren yelled out loud. He wasn't yelling mainly at Zelda, but just at anyone. Link picked up speed, and Mirren yelled again as he raced by Zelda. She didn't even look at him, and simply stuck her finger down his collar. She lifted him up as Link lunged at Mirren. He was just about to grab him before Zelda lifted him a little higher as she glared at Link. Link yelled a little this time and just got a face full of dirt instead of getting Mirren.
Even though Zelda had just saved his life, Mirren still trembled in fear a little. He looked down at Link, and knew he was even angrier. Link lifted his head out of the ground. He spat all of the dirt out of his mouth and looked at Mirren. He glared at him with anger in his eyes as Mirren gulped in fear. Zelda then pulled him closer and set him down beside herself.
"Don't worry Mirren, Link won't hurt you now."she reassured as she still glared at Link. Link then suddenly remembered Zelda. He got up, and looked at her anger-filled eyes. He instantly gulped himself this time as he realized that Zelda probably wasn't too happy about what just happened. "So Link, what's the reason this time why you nearly killed Mirren?" she asked. Link was right now very nervous and fearful himself.
"Uhh...well...we were um...kinda fightin'..and.." he stuttered.
"Full sentences Link!" Zelda shouted. Link cowered from Zelda's yell, and even Mirren was a little afraid right now, even though he knew that Zelda would never hurt him. Link then just gritted his teeth and said everything straight out.
"I kinda taunted him a little in his room and I lured him outside to train him how to fist fight" he began, "we kept on fighting for a while and he rammed me straight into the water. I got soaked and I was so mad that I was ready to destroy him." He looked at Zelda with anger in his eyes as he waited for Zelda to scold Mirren now.
"So, another stupid reason.."she said. Link's eyes now widened in shock.
"What are you talkin' about Zelda!?" he exclaimed, "I have every right to annihilate him! He got me soakin' wet!!!!" Zelda still looked the same way.
"Yeah, but you started this whole thing..didn't you Link?" she asked. Link then just realized he did and put his head down in shame.
"Why do you always have to stick up for him?" he whined. Zelda then put arm around Mirren and pulled him a little closer.
"Because pretty much every time you decided to beat him up, he practically did nothing or did it on accident" she answered.
"You like him better than me don't you!?" Link yelled. Zelda was surprised by Link's idiotic theory.
"Oh course not Link!" she answered, "You are me are in love Link, why would I like a little kid over my true love!? Not that I don't like him though, because I do a lot, but not as much as you." Link then looked at Mirren and sneered.
"Lucky little punk" he murmured, "gettin' Zelda on your side, tryin' ta steal her from me!" Zelda now looked shocked again.
"What is it with you and stupid ideas!?" she yelled, "Mirren would never do such a thing! He knows you and me like each other! He's just as mature as you! It's not like he's love with me either!" Mirren then just kind of thought of how he did kind of like her and was thankful she was covering up for him. Link then just gritted his teeth.
"Fine!" he yelled, "I'm sorry for everything Mirren I promise I won't beat ya up for anymore stupid reasons!" Link then just stomped off. Zelda watched him and smiled. She found it very funny when Link got mad and finally apologized to Mirren, and then when he'd stomp off mumbling to himself in anger. She laughed a little as Mirren looked up at her.
"Thanks Zelda" he said. Zelda then looked down at him and smiled.
"No problem" she replied, "I wasn't gonna just see you get destroyed there, and Link doesn't need to know what goes on between us, I mean with that whole crush thing." Mirren looked a little embarrassed for a moment before Zelda just smiled at him. He finally did smile back at her and they both then looked at Link. They watched him and finally both burst out into laughter.
Author's Notes: Ahhhhhhh...nothing like the smell of that sinister feeling....I mean before with Ganondorf and Emralda of course! Yeah, they're some pretty evil dudes...^_^ And nothing like seeing Mirren kick Link's butt and Link get all mean and jerky. Oh yeah, don't forget Zelda gettin' mad at Link again. Yeah, if I ever met Link, he'd probably kick my butt, but I'm not afraid! *looks over shoulder nervously* Okay he's not here..good. And as usual please review and tell me whatcha think!
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