The Confessions of Suzaku
Suzaku is sitting in a room, at a table with a pitcher of water and a few glasses beside him, a girl sitting ifnront of him, "Okay Suzaku.Like you said over the phone.we must alert the public about the stench that IS Seiryuu!" . Suzaku nodded happily, "Oh I'm very happy to expose Seiryuu for the bastard he is!". ^_^ The girl nodded, "Right", she slipped a recorder on the table and hit record, "Go on then." Suzaku nodded and took a breath, "Okay.Seiryuu fears being interupted from his Soap operas, and lives in fear at the thought of someone finding out about his little soap opera fetish", he pauses to snicker, "He has plenty of Prostitues but he doesn't come anywhere NEAR pleasing them. and from what I've heard he's so small, The girl's have to ask when it's in..ah How I love gossip, BUT ANYWAYS. He plays with barbies and once posed for a gay prono mag when he was 18. He often gets his charlies off when looking at a Miaka blow up doll. Lord knows why he has a Miaka blow up doll. He makes his whores dress in Skimpy school girl clothes, and put their hair up in twin buns. He is obsessed with dirty toilet seats and enjoys licking them clean. He had sex with a hairy biker named bob and was on top. He raped Tokaki making him the pervert today. I have a qoute from Tokaki. *qoute* I became a pervert/woman lover after he raped me because I fear men as lovers now because of him. I suppose I should thank him but he was the worst lover I've ever had. *unqoute*", he takes another pause to pour himself a drink, take a sip, and continue on, "He played Bill clintons saxaphone if ya know what I mean. And he had a 3-way with Hikitsu and Tomite.". Suzaku nods solemly and dumps about 50 tapes on the table, "This is part of his porno collection." he stands up, and points out the window to a huge stack of tapes outside the window. Which is a lot because they are on the 10th floor of a building in heaven. "That is the rest of it.". He retakes his seat, "He also starts bawling at sad parts and romance scenes in the young and the restless, days of our lives, as the world turns, his fave soaps.". It was then he realized the girl was rolling on the floor laughing, "Chris? Chris what's wrong?" Chris just stuck up a peace sign, "Dude. I'm so gonna get killed for writing this but hey.It's all good". Suzaku and Chris turn to face the invsable Camera, "AND REMEMBER KIDS! The Moral of this story is to always hate Seiryuu and kick him in the nuts whenever you see him!". Suzaku smiled and added a comment, "And remember! SEX- Use it don't abuse it!". Chris sweatdropped, "What he's saying is.don't be a whore for Seiryuu". Suzaku nodded hapily, "Or a whore at all.". Chris nodded. *roll end credits*
Somewhere in heaven .
Seiryuu is flipping through channels, looking for As The Worldd Turns, a box of tissues clucthed in his hand. He pauses as he sees Suzaku and Chris. *30 minutes later* A scream rips through the heanvly palace, "CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!! SUZAKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!".
On the Holy Golf Course.
Genbu and Byakko are watching their portable TV before the big Golf game, they watch Chris and Suzaku's program. *30 minutes later* In Unision they roar, "YOU RAPED MY SEISHI?!?!"
Back at the Studio.
Chris and Suzaku shake hands and smile as they hear the gods all the way from there, They both look at the Camera again, "A JOB WELL DONE!"
Disclaimer: I don't own Fushigi Yuugi I only own myself And this is a seiryuu hatred Fic so if Youb are offended, You ignored my warning and read it anyways so It's not my fault. *snorts and disappears*
Suzaku is sitting in a room, at a table with a pitcher of water and a few glasses beside him, a girl sitting ifnront of him, "Okay Suzaku.Like you said over the phone.we must alert the public about the stench that IS Seiryuu!" . Suzaku nodded happily, "Oh I'm very happy to expose Seiryuu for the bastard he is!". ^_^ The girl nodded, "Right", she slipped a recorder on the table and hit record, "Go on then." Suzaku nodded and took a breath, "Okay.Seiryuu fears being interupted from his Soap operas, and lives in fear at the thought of someone finding out about his little soap opera fetish", he pauses to snicker, "He has plenty of Prostitues but he doesn't come anywhere NEAR pleasing them. and from what I've heard he's so small, The girl's have to ask when it's in..ah How I love gossip, BUT ANYWAYS. He plays with barbies and once posed for a gay prono mag when he was 18. He often gets his charlies off when looking at a Miaka blow up doll. Lord knows why he has a Miaka blow up doll. He makes his whores dress in Skimpy school girl clothes, and put their hair up in twin buns. He is obsessed with dirty toilet seats and enjoys licking them clean. He had sex with a hairy biker named bob and was on top. He raped Tokaki making him the pervert today. I have a qoute from Tokaki. *qoute* I became a pervert/woman lover after he raped me because I fear men as lovers now because of him. I suppose I should thank him but he was the worst lover I've ever had. *unqoute*", he takes another pause to pour himself a drink, take a sip, and continue on, "He played Bill clintons saxaphone if ya know what I mean. And he had a 3-way with Hikitsu and Tomite.". Suzaku nods solemly and dumps about 50 tapes on the table, "This is part of his porno collection." he stands up, and points out the window to a huge stack of tapes outside the window. Which is a lot because they are on the 10th floor of a building in heaven. "That is the rest of it.". He retakes his seat, "He also starts bawling at sad parts and romance scenes in the young and the restless, days of our lives, as the world turns, his fave soaps.". It was then he realized the girl was rolling on the floor laughing, "Chris? Chris what's wrong?" Chris just stuck up a peace sign, "Dude. I'm so gonna get killed for writing this but hey.It's all good". Suzaku and Chris turn to face the invsable Camera, "AND REMEMBER KIDS! The Moral of this story is to always hate Seiryuu and kick him in the nuts whenever you see him!". Suzaku smiled and added a comment, "And remember! SEX- Use it don't abuse it!". Chris sweatdropped, "What he's saying is.don't be a whore for Seiryuu". Suzaku nodded hapily, "Or a whore at all.". Chris nodded. *roll end credits*
Somewhere in heaven .
Seiryuu is flipping through channels, looking for As The Worldd Turns, a box of tissues clucthed in his hand. He pauses as he sees Suzaku and Chris. *30 minutes later* A scream rips through the heanvly palace, "CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!! SUZAKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!".
On the Holy Golf Course.
Genbu and Byakko are watching their portable TV before the big Golf game, they watch Chris and Suzaku's program. *30 minutes later* In Unision they roar, "YOU RAPED MY SEISHI?!?!"
Back at the Studio.
Chris and Suzaku shake hands and smile as they hear the gods all the way from there, They both look at the Camera again, "A JOB WELL DONE!"
Disclaimer: I don't own Fushigi Yuugi I only own myself And this is a seiryuu hatred Fic so if Youb are offended, You ignored my warning and read it anyways so It's not my fault. *snorts and disappears*
