The part of a humor story that's a mystery!!!!!!!! Actually!!!! (Wohh!!!!!!! Weird! That's a first.)

1st Mystery Chapter (in a humor story): Mystery in a bowl of chips

Well after the shortest ever Gundam-wing volleyball game, they went inside to get something to eat.

Relena: A called for pizza earlier.

DING-DONG- "Hello, Pizza Deliver."

Relena: I got it.

She went over and got the pizza and the dude gave her and unusual gift.

Pizza Dude: Ands here's your free gift.

Relena: Chips??? At a Pizza hut???

Pizza Hut dude: Well who cares, and certainly I don't. (And he walks off)

Hilde: He's nice.

Trowa: I bet.

Quatre: (dazes off) I want to be him when I grow up.

Heero: Quatre, being mean? Nahhhhh.

Wufei: Well what are you waiting for? Let's dig in!!!!

So they started eating pizza until Relena remembered the chips

Relena: But what about the chips?

Heero: They're probably disgusting.

Then Relena took a bite of them and she practically loved them.

Trowa: They're good?

Relena: You bet!!! Here try some.

Trowa took some then everyone else started to.

Trowa: Man!!! You're right. These are great!!!

Heero: And who would think, Pizza Hut made chips?

Hilde: Hey! Let's watch a movie.

Everyone: Yahh!!!!!!

So they picked went to Blockbuster to pick out a movie.

Heero: How about getting Endless Waltz?

Relena: No!!! You shouldn't have more glory! And plus I look like a retard in it.

Trowa: What about Mr. Deeds?

Quatre: Adam Sandler is hilarious, even though we're anime characters.

Catherine: Yahh, let's get it. How about one more movie?

Everyone: Ok.

So they got Signs to watch at Duo's house. When they got back, Relena looked for the chips but couldn't find them.

Relena: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heero: What's wrong?

Relena: My precious chips! They're gone!!!

Trowa: It's not that bad. They were free.

Relena: But they were, good!

Wufei: Awwwww! I feel so bad.

Relena: Why you little!!! You stole my chips!!!(She jumped on Wufei and started beating the crap out of him)

Wufei: I, didn't, steal it!!!

Relena: Liar!!! Give them back!!!

Wufei: I'll tell! I'll tell!

Relena: TELL ME NOW!

Wufei: Geez, don't get to loud, or, I won't tell.

Relena: You're going to tell me!!! Or else!!!

Wufei: Ok. When we were leaving to get movies, I saw a man come in from the backyard and I tried to stop him, but he gave me cookies and I ate them and they were YUMMY in my tummy.

Relena: Grrrrrr! I hate him!

Trowa: You haven't even seen him.

Relena: I don't care. He stole my chips and I want them back!!!

Trowa: Ok, geez! At least I didn't steal it.

Relena: YOU STOLE IT?!?!?!?!?!?

Heero: (comes up to Relena) Ok, calm down! You don't need to freak out over some free chips.

Relena: (Grabs Heero's collar and pulls him up to her) Now listen! And listen good! I want those chips! And I want them NOW!!!!!!!

Duo: (Comes out of a closet with Quatre wearing investigator stuff) It's Detective Duo and his sidekick Q!!!

Everybody except them two: (looks confused)

Heero: Ooookkkk?

Trowa: Your freaking me out already!

Duo: (walks up to Relena) We'll find your missing chips!

Relena: My Hero!

Heero: Hey!!!!!

Relena: You tried killing me once.

Heero: Hey baby, that was my stunt-double!

Relena: You best get away from me! Heero: (Walks away)(starts whimpering)

What will happen next? Will the chips be missing forever? Will Heero be a sissy boy? (Of course) Find out in the next chapter. Chapter 8: These damn chapters are to hard to name.