Chapter 8: The Damned Files

Narrator: (du du do do!!!!)

Wufei: James Bond...very very stupid!!! (Whacks narrator with his two front fingers)

Narrator: Oww!!! (starts whimpering)

James Bond: (takes out pistol) (shoots Wufei in thigh) Yeahhhh.

Wufei: Damn you! That was my shitting bone. I shit with that bone!!!"

Bond: Hehehehe! (Does little happy dance)

Duo: Now what's goi...

Bond: (Shoots Duo in the ass)

Duo: Ohhh!!!!! Shit!!!!

Bond: (Looks around) Ummm...oops?

Duo: Damn it! You shot that fucking bullet up my ass. It hurts like hell!

Bond: Hehehehe! (Does little happy dance)

Narrator: That's all for, The Damned File.

What will happen next. Is damn the worst cuss word ever? Will Bond ever go away? Find out in the next chapter. Chapter 9: "We Never Found the Chips"