YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME

Chapter 7

Author: Sandersgirl

Note: Well, this is the last chapter, I hope you like it! I want to thank you Sanderslover, electricqurl, Becki, A Bloom, Lady Lenna, Tace, Elina, Christina, Melindotty, super trooper, lilybelle80538, Bored Stupid, Lyndz13, Shadu, mira21 and Brandywine421 for your reviews, they really helped me to write the story. And a BIG thank you to Sandra, my beta reader.

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After Catherine and Lindsey picked Kaci up, Sara and Greg went to change. Greg stayed in the living room and let Sara into his bedroom. The door betwen both rooms was partially open and they were trying not to look at the other one.

-"Hey Greg, how did it go in court today?", she asked, looking for a distraction.

-"It was ok. Did I tell you how they got Amy?"

-"No."

-"She went back to the apartment, can you believe it?"

-"No...I'm ready, what about you?"

-"Yep. C'mon, I want to see you!"

Sara opened the door and walked into the room. Greg stared at her, and she stared back at him, surprised.

Greg laughed.

-"Oh my God! Princess Leia?"

-"Han Solo?"

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An hour later they were at Greg's friend's bar. Nick, Warrick and Brass (surprisingly) were there, Doctor Robbins preferred to spend the night with his family.

Brass was dressed up as detective Colombo and Warrick was 007.

Nick, who was dressed as Buddy from Toy Story, groaned.

-"Greg, why didn´t you tell us that it was a karaoke-bar?"

-"I forgot. Sooo...why don't you go find a table while I look for my friend?"

They found a table near the stage, and a few minutes later Greg joined them.

-"Hey, where's Sara?"

-"She went to get us some beer"; Warrick said, indicating the bar.

He started looking for her, and found her talking to the bartender. He was admiring her when Nick smacked him in the arm.

-"Greggo, stop staring!", Nick said. "It will never happen."

Greg turned to his friend.

-"What?"

-"Sara and you... it will never happen."

Greg looked at Brass and Warrick, then nodded.

-"Do you really think that?", he asked.

-"Yeah", they replied at the same time.

He turned to see the stage in front of them, smiled and turned back to his friends.

-"I bet I can get a kiss from Sara just with one song," he said. "And... you choose."

The older men laughed. Brass spoke.

-"Ok Sanders, what's the bet?"

-"If I loose, no more music in the lab. But, if I win, you have to start calling me Master Swami, ok?"

They didn´t notice Sara behind them, listening to their conversation.

-"Any song?", Nick asked.

-"Yeah."

-"Ok, give us a moment to decide."

A few seconds later Warrick stood up and walked to the DJ, and after talking to him walked to the middle of the stage and grabbed the microphone.

-"Good evening everyone. My friend Greg here," Greg waved, "wants to dedicate this romantic song to Sara. Man, come here!"

Greg run to the stage and took the microphone from Warrick´s hands.

-"Thank you War."

When the music started everyone recognized the song. Greg looked angrily at his friends, and they were laughing hysterically at Greg's expression.

Then Greg started dancing along with the music and began singing.

In that moment Sara sat back with her friends. "This is gonna be fun", she thought.

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought

Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about

So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts

Yes I'm Siskel yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up

You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds

I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns

Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined

To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

Do it now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Gettin' horny now

He started dancing again and started looking for Sara. When he found her he saw she was having fun and winked at her.

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it

Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas

But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"

So if I capsize on your thighs high tide B-5 you sunk my battleship

Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip

So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle

And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Gettin' horny now

He started dancing again, more confident now. He sent Sara a kiss. Now Nick was laughing so hard that he was almost crying.

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Do it again now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Gettin' horny now

When the song ended Sara walked to the stage, wrapped her arms around Greg's neck and kissed him deeply, causing huge applause. Only Warrick, Nick and Brass were silent, trying to understand what was happening.

They left the stage holding hands and sat back with their coworkers, who were still in shock.

Sara wipped off a lipstick mark from Greg's cheek.

-"Great performance."

-"Thanks honey. You still coming over tomorrow for dinner?"

-"Sure."

Warrick and Brass smiled, realizing that they had been fooled. But Nick was still shocked.

-"Wait, wait...", he said, "you two...?"

They smiled at him.

-"Greg, that was so..."

-"No, no, no...Master Swami to you, Nicky."

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A couple of hours later Sara and Greg left the bar, and decided to go for a walk.

-"Did you see Nick's face? That was priceless!", he said.

-"I know, I wished I had a camera!"

-"I'm glad they know. I'm not good keeping secrets."

-"Yeah, neither am I..."

Suddenly she stopped talking.

-"Sara?"

-"Oh my God, look there..."

Inside an italian restaurant, having dinner, they saw Grissom and Catherine, holding hands over the table.

Greg knocked on the window, making them look up, startled.

They saw Greg smiling and blushed, they were busted.

THE END

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Note: the song is "The Bad Touch" (the Discovery Channel Song) by The Bloodhoung Gang.