Note: Miow, I'm back after mysteriously disappeared weeks ago. Obviously can't wait till Homura gets out of the hospital so this story goes on without him. ^_^! Oh, everything is pure fiction so don't take anything seriously.

~Prologue~

"Drop your cards!"

Somewhere in the bar situated at the corner of a city, Gojyo was busy stacking up big cash when suddenly a group of cops came out of nowhere and ordered everyone on the ground. Realizing he was in trouble, Gojyo quickly ran out through the back door.

Apparently, he was running too fast to even notice that his shoelaces came undone and he tripped and fell into a puddle of mud….

"There! I've almost finished my essay. What about you?" Lirin said as she took another handful of chips from the packet. Goku on the other hand was struggling with the mechanical sharpener, which happened to be there for some reason. "I can't imagine I have to go to school! Why in the world do we have to write an essay about good and bad guys?!" Goku shouted out loud obviously trying to release his tension.

Lirin stood up and shoved more chips into her mouth and tossed her notebook away. "You're right. Let's go down and play video games!"

Suddenly, the room door barged open and Sanzo, Gojyo and Hakkai entered with their hands full with grocery items. Unable to stop, Goku and Lirin practically slammed themselves into the grocery bags and made the stuff fly up into the sky and sending everything down with a crash. Everybody stood and stared opened mouth.

"GOKU!!" Suddenly Sanzo flew into rage and started running around the room chasing Goku with his fan and this of course created a bit of noise. Soon, everybody was seen chasing each other for some unknown reasons. "Aih, please stop," As usual, Hakkai tries to stop the ruckus before it gets worst.

Meanwhile, Lirin managed to slip away and ran to her brother's room. "Yo bro, what's up?" She said casually. Unfortunately, her expressions changed when she saw a blue envelope on her brother's table. Kougaiji glared at her angrily. "You ditched school? And why?"

"Oh, she ditched school?" Suddenly Yaonne came out from nowhere with Dokugakuji. Lirin stood by the table and began a series of never-ending reasons. At last, it came to an end after Kougaiji told her that he was asked to see the school principal with her.

"Busted?" Goku asked as Lirin entered the room.

"Yup."

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The next morning, everything happened like as if being planned by an unseen force. Lirin and Kougaiji braced themselves to the principal's office. Well, it's not like they care. They could easily beat the living life out of him if he said something wrong.

Anyway, after a while, they came out…

"Ahahahahaha!!!!" Suddenly Kougaiji started laughing hysterically and fell down. "Guess what did the guy told me?" Kou asked still giggling, apparently trying to get up.

"What?!"

"Yes, Goku. Accept the truth. You're going to military school after this semester holiday," Sanzo told Goku after his visit to Goku's principal.

"No, no, no, no and I said it again, no way!" Goku started turning around the couch in the living room. Meanwhile, the same thing was heard from somewhere not far away.

"Lirin, come back!" Kougaiji dashed out of the room while trying to stop Lirin from leaving the house. "I'm not going to that stinking place!" She shouted while throwing loads of pillows, which happened to be there.

Suddenly, Sanzo took out his gun and fired the wall. "Alright everybody, playtime is over and you kids better get your butts on the couch before I murder you."

*Na, that's the evil part of Sanzo I guess. ^_~ Next, enrolment for military school. Roger that!