Okay. Some people were really nasty in reviewing this story. THEY WERE
REMOVED!!! Unlike some people, who were polite and very nice. Not
mentioning names coughClairecough , some people had SERIOUS issues. GET
HELP, LOSER!!!! All nice people, PLEASE REVIEW MORE!!!!!! A big thanx to
anyone who defended me from that evil-Voldemort clone Claire!
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Chapter 2
There was a fishy smell on the grounds the next day. It was really stiinnnkkyy. It was the smelly smell of something that smells. And it really smelled. "Hey!" Said Hermione as they walked past Peeves, "I am going to do a little jig! Wanna see it?" Ron beamed, "Is it Irish? Because, you know, the Irish have the BEST jigs.." Harry rolled his eyes. "Whatever!" Hermione, however, really could care less. Hopping onto a nearby table, she threw back her head and said, "I'm BOOTYLICIOUS! MMMmmmmmmhhhmmmmmmm.BABY!!!" And then, clicking her feet together with her sparkly magic fairy wand and toilet hat, she jumped from the table into the arms of Peeves. "Ooooo!!" Said Peeves, "Ickle.err.six-ie!! Yeah! Well, I can't exactly call you a firstie anymore, now can I? Hehehehehe! Bye!" And he dropped Hermione on the floor. Then, Ron said, "Yo, yo! Whats wif you and maiii baby? Huuh? You tryin start sumthin wif me? You wanna piece o me? Huh? Huh Macho?" Peeves turned around, and did the ever-infamous Z-Snap, "Yoooooo MAMA!" Said Peeves, throwing a BlingBling around his neck. Ron said, "Ooo! Exxccuuuse me! But, Yo Mama so stupid she bought a SOLAR POWERED FLASHLIGHT, DAWG!" At this point, Ron whipped around a high-fived Harry and Hermione, who were both also wearing BlingBlings. "Ooooo!!" Said Peeves, turning red, "Yo mama so FAT, her blood type is RAGU!!!" Ron rolled his eyes, and the three of them strode passed that Eminem-Wannabe-Poltergiest.
Chapter 2
There was a fishy smell on the grounds the next day. It was really stiinnnkkyy. It was the smelly smell of something that smells. And it really smelled. "Hey!" Said Hermione as they walked past Peeves, "I am going to do a little jig! Wanna see it?" Ron beamed, "Is it Irish? Because, you know, the Irish have the BEST jigs.." Harry rolled his eyes. "Whatever!" Hermione, however, really could care less. Hopping onto a nearby table, she threw back her head and said, "I'm BOOTYLICIOUS! MMMmmmmmmhhhmmmmmmm.BABY!!!" And then, clicking her feet together with her sparkly magic fairy wand and toilet hat, she jumped from the table into the arms of Peeves. "Ooooo!!" Said Peeves, "Ickle.err.six-ie!! Yeah! Well, I can't exactly call you a firstie anymore, now can I? Hehehehehe! Bye!" And he dropped Hermione on the floor. Then, Ron said, "Yo, yo! Whats wif you and maiii baby? Huuh? You tryin start sumthin wif me? You wanna piece o me? Huh? Huh Macho?" Peeves turned around, and did the ever-infamous Z-Snap, "Yoooooo MAMA!" Said Peeves, throwing a BlingBling around his neck. Ron said, "Ooo! Exxccuuuse me! But, Yo Mama so stupid she bought a SOLAR POWERED FLASHLIGHT, DAWG!" At this point, Ron whipped around a high-fived Harry and Hermione, who were both also wearing BlingBlings. "Ooooo!!" Said Peeves, turning red, "Yo mama so FAT, her blood type is RAGU!!!" Ron rolled his eyes, and the three of them strode passed that Eminem-Wannabe-Poltergiest.
