Narrator-It is 4 days later, in other words, Easter! Sulu, Chekov, Uhura, McCoy
and Kirk have gathered on the bridge. Kirk is holding something that looks like a
metal stick with beeping lights in his hand.
McCoy- Jim, what's that?
Kirk-(Hastily) Nothing.
Narrator- Kirk puts it into his pocket.
Kirk- Hey! I don't have any pockets!
Narrator- Just pretend! Come on, we don't have enough money in the budget to
sew pockets onto your pants. Even if we did, we wouldn't waste it on that. We'd
do more important stuff with the money.
Sulu-Like, give you a raise?
Narrator-That's a great idea!
Chekov-Ha! That's not going to happen.
Kirk-(Loudly) I'm putting it into my invisible pocket now!
Uhura-So, should we divide into teams to find the eggs?
Kirk- OK. I'm with Bones.
Chekov- Sulu?
Sulu- Sure.
Uhura-(Pouting) Hey! What about me?
Kirk-Hmmm. Maybe Scotty would like to play.
Uhura-I want a woman partner. It's not fair that I'm the only woman senior
officer!
Computer-I'll be your partner, Uhura. I'm sort of a lady. At least, that's what
Scotty calls me.
McCoy-Hey! Having a non-living partner isn't fair!
Computer-Watch who you're calling non-living, Buster.
Sulu-What happened to your fakey sweet electronic voice?
Computer-I'm on break.
Kirk-(Shrugs) I don't really care if Uhura and the Computer are partners.
Chekov-Wait, before we split up, I hawe a question. What's the point of the hunt?
Kirk-To find the most eggs, right Bones?
McCoy-Errrr.... I think so.
Kirk- OK, we'll meet back here in a hour. Go!
Narrator- McCoy, Kirk, Sulu and Chekov leave the bridge. Uhura looks unsure.
She's not exactly jumping for joy at the prospect of having a computer for a
partner.
Computer- (To Uhura)What do you mean you're not happy about having me for a
partner?
Uhura- What do you mean? I'm ecstatic! (Glares at Narrator)
Narrator- Well in the script it says-
Computer- (Interrupting) You should be glad to have me. Want to know why?
Uhura-Uhhh-
Computer- (Interrupting) Because-(Sounds like it's smiling even though it
doesn't have a mouth) I know how to cheat.
Kirk's Voice- (From backstage) Hey! No cheating!
Computer-It's not exactly cheating. Captain Kirk never said we couldn't do this.
Uhura-(Anxious) Well? What is it?
Computer-I can just get into the transporter system and lock on to all the eggs.
Then I beam them next to us.
Uhura-If you're sure it's not cheating. But then again, I'm sick of being nice,
sweet Uhura. Always saying "Communications open, Sir" It'll be nice to cheat!
Muahahahaha!
Computer- My, my. Feeling devious today, are we? I have located the 30 eggs.
That stupid ensign hid them all in the same place. Oh, well. That only makes it
easier.
Narrator-The eggs are beamed in front of Uhura.
UBP (Unidentified Backstage Person)-Heh. Heh. Don't pay me any attention. I'm
not hear.(Places eggs in front of Uhura)
Uhura-Who are you? (UBP glares at her) I mean, uhhh. Look! There are the eggs!
Narrator- You see, are special effects aren't working, so just imagine that the eggs
were transported there.
UBP- Don't tell them that!
Narrator- I'm the narrator! I need to narrate!
UBP- Fine! Here! (Gives a bag to Uhura, then leaves)
Uhura- Huh? (Opens package) What's with the glitter? Ohhh.(Pours glitter over
the eggs. The glitter forms a pile on the floor. It doesn't look remotely like the
glitter came from the transporter beam) That looked really pathetic, I hope you
know.
Computer-Well, the eggs are there. I didn't have the time to give it a pretty
arrival.
Uhura-Maybe you should leave 5 eggs behind. We can't be too mean to the
others.
Computer- OK. I'll TRANSPORT 5 EGGS BACK!!(Raises voice so UBP can hear
her)
UBP- (Coming onstage grumbling) Make up your mind! I'm not going back and
forth forever! (To Uhura) Sprinkle some more glitter, I mean transporter dust on
the eggs.
Uhura-(Looks in bag) There's no more left.
UBP-(Trying to hold in his temper) Then, pick up some off the floor and sprinkle
it over them again.
Uhura-Ok, ok! (Picks up some glitter and sprinkles it over the eggs again) That
looks really really pathetic.
UBP-(Snatches up eggs and leaves) Hey don't blame me! I'm just an Unidentified
Backstage Person.
Computer- OK. I put 5 eggs back in the refrigerator.
Uhura-Now we just have to wait an hour before the others come back and see that
we've won.
Narrator- We go now to McCoy and Kirk. They are walking down the corridors.
Kirk is holding the metal stick that was in his invisible pocket out in front of him.
It's beeping.
McCoy- So what is this thing, Jim?
Kirk- It's a plastic egg detector. Spock made it for me. It can show us where the
eggs are.
McCoy- Isn't that cheating?
Kirk-Wellll, (Looks around, to make sure nobody is listening) I didn't exactly say
that you couldn't use electronic devices.
McCoy-(Laughing) And you deliberately didn't say that?
Kirk-You know me well, Bones!
Narrator-They enter the Mess Hall.
Kirk-The little detector thingy says that the eggs should be in the....refrigerator?
OK. (Turns it upside-down) That's what it says. Well, I did see Ensign
whatshisface hanging around here. He said he was talking to the refrigerator.
Refrigerator-(Unhappily) Who are you? Are you here to laugh at my disrepair?
Kirk-Uhhhh.... Maybe the ensign wasn't seeing things.
McCoy-Errrr.... Do you have any eggs in you?
Refrigerator-(Glumly) I don't know. It's been a while since I had to remember
anything. Nobody ever uses me.
Kirk-Can we check?
Refrigerator-(sadly) Sure. Why not?
UBP-(Running on to stage) Wait! Don't open it yet!
Kirk-What?
UBP-(Opens refrigerator and pours glitter over the 30 eggs that are inside it)
Remember? Uhura beams the eggs away just before you open it.
McCoy-(Looking skeptical) Beams the eggs away?
UBP-(Puts finger to his lips) Shhhh! You're not supposed to know that.
McCoy-Oh. OK, I guess there aren't any eggs in here. (He closes the refrigerator
door)
Kirk-At least you'll have the opportunity of telling Spock his invention didn't
work.
McCoy-But there were- I mean- (UBP glares at him) OK, Jim. Sounds like a great
idea! (Smiling)
Kirk-The hour's almost up. We'd better go back to the bridge and see how
everyone else did.
Narrator-As soon as they leave, 5 eggs "beam" back into the refrigerator.
Kirk-Hey! That's not fair!
Narrator-Of course it's fair! And now we go to Sulu and Chekov.
Chekov-(Walking into mess hall with Sulu) Hmmmm. I don't feel like wandering
around the ship, do you?
Sulu-Only Scotty would.
Chekov-So, I figure, we'd better cheat.
Sulu-OK.
Chekov-(To replicator) Could you replicate plastic eggs?
Replicator-I am not familiar with that dish. If you give me the recipe for plastic
eggs, I will make it.
Sulu-What are plastic eggs made out of?
Chekov-I don't know. (Hopefully) Plastic?
Sulu-Hmmmm. Hey! The Captain said eggs, didn't he?
Chekov-Yes, why?
Sulu-Well, (Whispers in Chekov's ear)
Chekov-What?
Sulu-I can't be louder! Then everyone will hear. (Sulu leads Chekov off stage.
They come back on, minutes later)
Chekov-(Rubs hands together) Great idea! Besides, the Keptain didn't say we
couldn't!
Narrator-And now we turn to the bridge. Everyone except Spock is present.
Uhura is surrounded by open, empty plastic eggs. She has a dazed look on her face.
Kirk-How did you manage to get all the eggs?!
Uhura-(Looks at Kirk, dazed) Huh?
Sulu-Actually, they got 25 eggs.
Kirk-Same difference!
Computer-(Smugly) I beamed them to the bridge.
McCoy-(Muttering to himself) That's what the UBP meant by beaming the
eggs! I guess I can't give him a physical, then. Wait, what am I saying? I'm a
doctor! I can physicals to anyone I want, whenever I want!
Kirk-Lieutenant, that's cheating!
McCoy-(Tugs Kirk's arm) Ah, Jim? We cheated too, remember?
Kirk-That's besides the point! I'm James T. Kirk! Captain of the-
Uhura-(interrupting) Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other
side! Haaahaaahaaahaaa (Falls out of chair)
Kirk-What is WRONG with her?!
Computer-I warned her! She ate all the jelly beans in the eggs.
McCoy-(Thinking) Let's see, 25 eggs times 7 jelly beans in each one......Spock!
Come here!
Narrator-Spock enters bridge.
Spock-(Mildly) You called, Doctor?
McCoy-Wow. I didn't know you could hear me.
Spock-Actually, I can tell when I'm needed on the bridge.
McCoy-So can I. Anyway, what's 25 times 7?
Spock-(Promptly)175.
McCoy-(Smiling) Looks like I'm going to have to give Uhura a physical.
Kirk-(Looks at Uhura) Poor her. Anyway, you may go Spock.
Narrator-Spock leaves.
Kirk-(Turns to Sulu) So how did you do?
Sulu-(exchanges a glance with Chekov) Maybe you'd better come see, Captain.
Narrator-The bridge crew goes to the Mess Hall. Inside, they find 30 chicken eggs
in a basket.
Kirk-What?
Chekov-Well, Keptain. You never said we had to find plastic eggs!
Kirk-It seems there was a lot of things I didn't say. Oh well, since everyone
cheated, everyone wins! Let's have a party!
McCoy-Uh, Jim. Nobody here can cook.
Kirk-What are replicators for?
Narrator-(Chewing on cake) Mmmpf. So, the crew has an Easter party. They
didn't invite anyone, but word gets around, especially when it's in the script, and
soon almost the whole crew was there. Including Spock.
Spock-So, Captain. Did your hunt bear fruit?
Kirk-Well, it turns out that everybody ended up sort of cheating, so we had
fun.
Spock-And you are not.... upset that everybody cheated?
Kirk-No. Actually I'm not even surprised. It happens a lot.
Spock-(Attempting to understand) Why don't you amend the rules so cheating is
unnecessary?
Kirk-But that wouldn't be fun!
Spock-Disobeying the rules so that you win unfairly is fun? I am trying to
understand your logic, Captain.
McCoy-(Coming in time to hear Spock) I think you're fighting a losing battle, Jim.
Kirk-(Not giving up) But....it's fun to show that you thought of a way to avoid the
rules.
Spock-Wouldn't it be more fun (He didn't say it but his eyebrows read "and more
logical") to play by the rules, thus proving that you were better at the game, then
at avoiding the rules?
Kirk-Errrr.... Maybe you were right, Bones. Spock-ummm. (Turns to McCoy)
Help me! He's winning.
Spock-Cheating at an Easter egg hunt is most illogical.
McCoy-Oh yeah, welll...not all human activities are logical! (Turns to Kirk) That's
always a good comeback, if you're stuck. Remember that.
Kirk-(Writing on a piece of paper) OK, I got that.
Spock-(To McCoy) How is Lieutenant Uhura?
McCoy-She'll be OK, after she lies down for a while.
Spock-Oh, Doctor. I discovered 5 plastic eggs in the disused refridgerator. I
believe they are left over from your hunt?
McCoy-Soooo, Spock! You thought you'd join in after all, did you? Saw us having
fun and cheating, and wanted to join in? Well, it's too late!
Spock-(Innocently)Doctor, I was merely investigating the refridgerator, and I-
McCoy-(Smiling)Don't play innocent with me, you Vulcan! I knew you really wanted
to hunt for Easter eggs with us! I knew-
Spock-(Muttering to Kirk while McCoy is talking)I assume you have no further
need of these eggs, Captain?
Kirk-(Smiling)You can have them, Spock. Keep them as a reminder of how
illogical some human pastimes are.
Spock-Actually, I was going to do some experiments on them. I found they are
quite-
Kirk-Fascinating. I see. Well, carry on with the experiments.
Narrator-Ensign Snodgrass enters the party. He has with him dancing bunnies
who hand out plastic eggs.
(A/N-In case that doesn't make sense, go back to the beginning)
Snodgrass-Look what I found in the corridors!
McCoy-(Distastefully) I don't like rabbits!
Kirk-Well, this was certainly memorable. (Strikes a pose) Many things have been
accomplished. We didn't let Spock win the debate. Everyone won the Easter Egg
hunt. And......Bones?
McCoy-It was fun?
Spock-That can be debated.
Kirk-And it can be debated that we had fun.
Narrator-The End
(A/N-I must say, I enjoyed writing this. Please REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!! And now, a
word from those of you who were kind enough to tell me what they thought)
Tavia-I hope that I did a god job with your idea. I had already made the story, so I
just added it in at the end.
Empress Leia-Thanks for reviewing! About your story: in some ways, I miss the
randomness in The Enterprise goes to Medora, but in someways, it's nice to see a
story with a recognizable plot. PLEASE write more randomness!
and Kirk have gathered on the bridge. Kirk is holding something that looks like a
metal stick with beeping lights in his hand.
McCoy- Jim, what's that?
Kirk-(Hastily) Nothing.
Narrator- Kirk puts it into his pocket.
Kirk- Hey! I don't have any pockets!
Narrator- Just pretend! Come on, we don't have enough money in the budget to
sew pockets onto your pants. Even if we did, we wouldn't waste it on that. We'd
do more important stuff with the money.
Sulu-Like, give you a raise?
Narrator-That's a great idea!
Chekov-Ha! That's not going to happen.
Kirk-(Loudly) I'm putting it into my invisible pocket now!
Uhura-So, should we divide into teams to find the eggs?
Kirk- OK. I'm with Bones.
Chekov- Sulu?
Sulu- Sure.
Uhura-(Pouting) Hey! What about me?
Kirk-Hmmm. Maybe Scotty would like to play.
Uhura-I want a woman partner. It's not fair that I'm the only woman senior
officer!
Computer-I'll be your partner, Uhura. I'm sort of a lady. At least, that's what
Scotty calls me.
McCoy-Hey! Having a non-living partner isn't fair!
Computer-Watch who you're calling non-living, Buster.
Sulu-What happened to your fakey sweet electronic voice?
Computer-I'm on break.
Kirk-(Shrugs) I don't really care if Uhura and the Computer are partners.
Chekov-Wait, before we split up, I hawe a question. What's the point of the hunt?
Kirk-To find the most eggs, right Bones?
McCoy-Errrr.... I think so.
Kirk- OK, we'll meet back here in a hour. Go!
Narrator- McCoy, Kirk, Sulu and Chekov leave the bridge. Uhura looks unsure.
She's not exactly jumping for joy at the prospect of having a computer for a
partner.
Computer- (To Uhura)What do you mean you're not happy about having me for a
partner?
Uhura- What do you mean? I'm ecstatic! (Glares at Narrator)
Narrator- Well in the script it says-
Computer- (Interrupting) You should be glad to have me. Want to know why?
Uhura-Uhhh-
Computer- (Interrupting) Because-(Sounds like it's smiling even though it
doesn't have a mouth) I know how to cheat.
Kirk's Voice- (From backstage) Hey! No cheating!
Computer-It's not exactly cheating. Captain Kirk never said we couldn't do this.
Uhura-(Anxious) Well? What is it?
Computer-I can just get into the transporter system and lock on to all the eggs.
Then I beam them next to us.
Uhura-If you're sure it's not cheating. But then again, I'm sick of being nice,
sweet Uhura. Always saying "Communications open, Sir" It'll be nice to cheat!
Muahahahaha!
Computer- My, my. Feeling devious today, are we? I have located the 30 eggs.
That stupid ensign hid them all in the same place. Oh, well. That only makes it
easier.
Narrator-The eggs are beamed in front of Uhura.
UBP (Unidentified Backstage Person)-Heh. Heh. Don't pay me any attention. I'm
not hear.(Places eggs in front of Uhura)
Uhura-Who are you? (UBP glares at her) I mean, uhhh. Look! There are the eggs!
Narrator- You see, are special effects aren't working, so just imagine that the eggs
were transported there.
UBP- Don't tell them that!
Narrator- I'm the narrator! I need to narrate!
UBP- Fine! Here! (Gives a bag to Uhura, then leaves)
Uhura- Huh? (Opens package) What's with the glitter? Ohhh.(Pours glitter over
the eggs. The glitter forms a pile on the floor. It doesn't look remotely like the
glitter came from the transporter beam) That looked really pathetic, I hope you
know.
Computer-Well, the eggs are there. I didn't have the time to give it a pretty
arrival.
Uhura-Maybe you should leave 5 eggs behind. We can't be too mean to the
others.
Computer- OK. I'll TRANSPORT 5 EGGS BACK!!(Raises voice so UBP can hear
her)
UBP- (Coming onstage grumbling) Make up your mind! I'm not going back and
forth forever! (To Uhura) Sprinkle some more glitter, I mean transporter dust on
the eggs.
Uhura-(Looks in bag) There's no more left.
UBP-(Trying to hold in his temper) Then, pick up some off the floor and sprinkle
it over them again.
Uhura-Ok, ok! (Picks up some glitter and sprinkles it over the eggs again) That
looks really really pathetic.
UBP-(Snatches up eggs and leaves) Hey don't blame me! I'm just an Unidentified
Backstage Person.
Computer- OK. I put 5 eggs back in the refrigerator.
Uhura-Now we just have to wait an hour before the others come back and see that
we've won.
Narrator- We go now to McCoy and Kirk. They are walking down the corridors.
Kirk is holding the metal stick that was in his invisible pocket out in front of him.
It's beeping.
McCoy- So what is this thing, Jim?
Kirk- It's a plastic egg detector. Spock made it for me. It can show us where the
eggs are.
McCoy- Isn't that cheating?
Kirk-Wellll, (Looks around, to make sure nobody is listening) I didn't exactly say
that you couldn't use electronic devices.
McCoy-(Laughing) And you deliberately didn't say that?
Kirk-You know me well, Bones!
Narrator-They enter the Mess Hall.
Kirk-The little detector thingy says that the eggs should be in the....refrigerator?
OK. (Turns it upside-down) That's what it says. Well, I did see Ensign
whatshisface hanging around here. He said he was talking to the refrigerator.
Refrigerator-(Unhappily) Who are you? Are you here to laugh at my disrepair?
Kirk-Uhhhh.... Maybe the ensign wasn't seeing things.
McCoy-Errrr.... Do you have any eggs in you?
Refrigerator-(Glumly) I don't know. It's been a while since I had to remember
anything. Nobody ever uses me.
Kirk-Can we check?
Refrigerator-(sadly) Sure. Why not?
UBP-(Running on to stage) Wait! Don't open it yet!
Kirk-What?
UBP-(Opens refrigerator and pours glitter over the 30 eggs that are inside it)
Remember? Uhura beams the eggs away just before you open it.
McCoy-(Looking skeptical) Beams the eggs away?
UBP-(Puts finger to his lips) Shhhh! You're not supposed to know that.
McCoy-Oh. OK, I guess there aren't any eggs in here. (He closes the refrigerator
door)
Kirk-At least you'll have the opportunity of telling Spock his invention didn't
work.
McCoy-But there were- I mean- (UBP glares at him) OK, Jim. Sounds like a great
idea! (Smiling)
Kirk-The hour's almost up. We'd better go back to the bridge and see how
everyone else did.
Narrator-As soon as they leave, 5 eggs "beam" back into the refrigerator.
Kirk-Hey! That's not fair!
Narrator-Of course it's fair! And now we go to Sulu and Chekov.
Chekov-(Walking into mess hall with Sulu) Hmmmm. I don't feel like wandering
around the ship, do you?
Sulu-Only Scotty would.
Chekov-So, I figure, we'd better cheat.
Sulu-OK.
Chekov-(To replicator) Could you replicate plastic eggs?
Replicator-I am not familiar with that dish. If you give me the recipe for plastic
eggs, I will make it.
Sulu-What are plastic eggs made out of?
Chekov-I don't know. (Hopefully) Plastic?
Sulu-Hmmmm. Hey! The Captain said eggs, didn't he?
Chekov-Yes, why?
Sulu-Well, (Whispers in Chekov's ear)
Chekov-What?
Sulu-I can't be louder! Then everyone will hear. (Sulu leads Chekov off stage.
They come back on, minutes later)
Chekov-(Rubs hands together) Great idea! Besides, the Keptain didn't say we
couldn't!
Narrator-And now we turn to the bridge. Everyone except Spock is present.
Uhura is surrounded by open, empty plastic eggs. She has a dazed look on her face.
Kirk-How did you manage to get all the eggs?!
Uhura-(Looks at Kirk, dazed) Huh?
Sulu-Actually, they got 25 eggs.
Kirk-Same difference!
Computer-(Smugly) I beamed them to the bridge.
McCoy-(Muttering to himself) That's what the UBP meant by beaming the
eggs! I guess I can't give him a physical, then. Wait, what am I saying? I'm a
doctor! I can physicals to anyone I want, whenever I want!
Kirk-Lieutenant, that's cheating!
McCoy-(Tugs Kirk's arm) Ah, Jim? We cheated too, remember?
Kirk-That's besides the point! I'm James T. Kirk! Captain of the-
Uhura-(interrupting) Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other
side! Haaahaaahaaahaaa (Falls out of chair)
Kirk-What is WRONG with her?!
Computer-I warned her! She ate all the jelly beans in the eggs.
McCoy-(Thinking) Let's see, 25 eggs times 7 jelly beans in each one......Spock!
Come here!
Narrator-Spock enters bridge.
Spock-(Mildly) You called, Doctor?
McCoy-Wow. I didn't know you could hear me.
Spock-Actually, I can tell when I'm needed on the bridge.
McCoy-So can I. Anyway, what's 25 times 7?
Spock-(Promptly)175.
McCoy-(Smiling) Looks like I'm going to have to give Uhura a physical.
Kirk-(Looks at Uhura) Poor her. Anyway, you may go Spock.
Narrator-Spock leaves.
Kirk-(Turns to Sulu) So how did you do?
Sulu-(exchanges a glance with Chekov) Maybe you'd better come see, Captain.
Narrator-The bridge crew goes to the Mess Hall. Inside, they find 30 chicken eggs
in a basket.
Kirk-What?
Chekov-Well, Keptain. You never said we had to find plastic eggs!
Kirk-It seems there was a lot of things I didn't say. Oh well, since everyone
cheated, everyone wins! Let's have a party!
McCoy-Uh, Jim. Nobody here can cook.
Kirk-What are replicators for?
Narrator-(Chewing on cake) Mmmpf. So, the crew has an Easter party. They
didn't invite anyone, but word gets around, especially when it's in the script, and
soon almost the whole crew was there. Including Spock.
Spock-So, Captain. Did your hunt bear fruit?
Kirk-Well, it turns out that everybody ended up sort of cheating, so we had
fun.
Spock-And you are not.... upset that everybody cheated?
Kirk-No. Actually I'm not even surprised. It happens a lot.
Spock-(Attempting to understand) Why don't you amend the rules so cheating is
unnecessary?
Kirk-But that wouldn't be fun!
Spock-Disobeying the rules so that you win unfairly is fun? I am trying to
understand your logic, Captain.
McCoy-(Coming in time to hear Spock) I think you're fighting a losing battle, Jim.
Kirk-(Not giving up) But....it's fun to show that you thought of a way to avoid the
rules.
Spock-Wouldn't it be more fun (He didn't say it but his eyebrows read "and more
logical") to play by the rules, thus proving that you were better at the game, then
at avoiding the rules?
Kirk-Errrr.... Maybe you were right, Bones. Spock-ummm. (Turns to McCoy)
Help me! He's winning.
Spock-Cheating at an Easter egg hunt is most illogical.
McCoy-Oh yeah, welll...not all human activities are logical! (Turns to Kirk) That's
always a good comeback, if you're stuck. Remember that.
Kirk-(Writing on a piece of paper) OK, I got that.
Spock-(To McCoy) How is Lieutenant Uhura?
McCoy-She'll be OK, after she lies down for a while.
Spock-Oh, Doctor. I discovered 5 plastic eggs in the disused refridgerator. I
believe they are left over from your hunt?
McCoy-Soooo, Spock! You thought you'd join in after all, did you? Saw us having
fun and cheating, and wanted to join in? Well, it's too late!
Spock-(Innocently)Doctor, I was merely investigating the refridgerator, and I-
McCoy-(Smiling)Don't play innocent with me, you Vulcan! I knew you really wanted
to hunt for Easter eggs with us! I knew-
Spock-(Muttering to Kirk while McCoy is talking)I assume you have no further
need of these eggs, Captain?
Kirk-(Smiling)You can have them, Spock. Keep them as a reminder of how
illogical some human pastimes are.
Spock-Actually, I was going to do some experiments on them. I found they are
quite-
Kirk-Fascinating. I see. Well, carry on with the experiments.
Narrator-Ensign Snodgrass enters the party. He has with him dancing bunnies
who hand out plastic eggs.
(A/N-In case that doesn't make sense, go back to the beginning)
Snodgrass-Look what I found in the corridors!
McCoy-(Distastefully) I don't like rabbits!
Kirk-Well, this was certainly memorable. (Strikes a pose) Many things have been
accomplished. We didn't let Spock win the debate. Everyone won the Easter Egg
hunt. And......Bones?
McCoy-It was fun?
Spock-That can be debated.
Kirk-And it can be debated that we had fun.
Narrator-The End
(A/N-I must say, I enjoyed writing this. Please REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!! And now, a
word from those of you who were kind enough to tell me what they thought)
Tavia-I hope that I did a god job with your idea. I had already made the story, so I
just added it in at the end.
Empress Leia-Thanks for reviewing! About your story: in some ways, I miss the
randomness in The Enterprise goes to Medora, but in someways, it's nice to see a
story with a recognizable plot. PLEASE write more randomness!
