Hogwarts
sung to the tune of "Yoda" by Weird Al Yankovic
I met him in a shack down in Britain
Where it rains all the time makin' you feel so ragged.
R-r-r-ragged.
I saw a giant man sitting there on the couch.
I asked him his name and in a husky voice he said "Hagrid".
Hagrid. Rubeus Hagrid.
Well, I'm sure smart but I ain't ever seen
A guy who sounds very nice but looks shaggy and mean.
Hagrid! Rubeus Hagrid.
I'm not dumb but I can't understand
How he can lift me up with just one mere hand.
Hagrid! Rubeus Hagrid. H-H-H-Hagrid!
Well I left home just a week before
And I don't remember being a wizard before,
But Hagrid, he set me straight of course.
He said "go t'Hogwarts an' they'll show y'the way."
Well I'm not the kind that'll argue with him
So it looks like I'm gonna study magic
At old Hogwarts, H-H-H-Hogwarts, H-H-H-Hogwarts!
Hogwarts! H-H-H-Hogwarts, H-H-H-Hogwarts!
So I learned some magic.
I read some books.
I battled some wizards,
While I studied my craft.
Well, I won't forget what Hagrid said.
He said "Harry, stay 'way from th' darker side
And if y'go start t'go astray let yuir folks be yuir guide."
Oh, my Hagrid! H-H-H-Hagrid.
"I know Voldemort's really got y'annoyed
But remember, if y'kill 'em then y'll be unemployed."
Oh, my Hagrid! H-H-H-Hagrid, H-H-H-Hagrid.
Well my friends and I really got in a mess
So Hagrid and I will stay at Hogwarts I guess,
But I know I'll have to return home someday.
I'll be learning old magic 'til I'm old and gray.
The long term contract I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies 'til the end of time
With my Hagrid. H-H-H-Hagrid, H-H-Hagrid.
At Hogwarts! H-H-H-Hogwarts, H-H-H-Hogwarts! (6x)
sung to the tune of "Yoda" by Weird Al Yankovic
I met him in a shack down in Britain
Where it rains all the time makin' you feel so ragged.
R-r-r-ragged.
I saw a giant man sitting there on the couch.
I asked him his name and in a husky voice he said "Hagrid".
Hagrid. Rubeus Hagrid.
Well, I'm sure smart but I ain't ever seen
A guy who sounds very nice but looks shaggy and mean.
Hagrid! Rubeus Hagrid.
I'm not dumb but I can't understand
How he can lift me up with just one mere hand.
Hagrid! Rubeus Hagrid. H-H-H-Hagrid!
Well I left home just a week before
And I don't remember being a wizard before,
But Hagrid, he set me straight of course.
He said "go t'Hogwarts an' they'll show y'the way."
Well I'm not the kind that'll argue with him
So it looks like I'm gonna study magic
At old Hogwarts, H-H-H-Hogwarts, H-H-H-Hogwarts!
Hogwarts! H-H-H-Hogwarts, H-H-H-Hogwarts!
So I learned some magic.
I read some books.
I battled some wizards,
While I studied my craft.
Well, I won't forget what Hagrid said.
He said "Harry, stay 'way from th' darker side
And if y'go start t'go astray let yuir folks be yuir guide."
Oh, my Hagrid! H-H-H-Hagrid.
"I know Voldemort's really got y'annoyed
But remember, if y'kill 'em then y'll be unemployed."
Oh, my Hagrid! H-H-H-Hagrid, H-H-H-Hagrid.
Well my friends and I really got in a mess
So Hagrid and I will stay at Hogwarts I guess,
But I know I'll have to return home someday.
I'll be learning old magic 'til I'm old and gray.
The long term contract I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies 'til the end of time
With my Hagrid. H-H-H-Hagrid, H-H-Hagrid.
At Hogwarts! H-H-H-Hogwarts, H-H-H-Hogwarts! (6x)
