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Rugrats: great idea! Thanks! I lost the stupid damned original plot and had no idea how to continue! Now I got the greatest idea! I won't follow exactly what you said, but I will use the main idea there!
Rook: how bout Sanzo shooting holes in the house? Haha, Akagi will think that he is in a mad world! Great suggestion!
Tensaispira: to make Gori look like a girl, no amount of make-up is enough!
sLL: Malaysian slang? Where?? Thank you!
Lady Artemis: why? I don't know! Ask Kidchan! She is the one who gave me this idea! I am continuing!
Akagi's (neechan) mouth fell to the floor. What's that baka Sakuragi Hanamichi doing here and why did Yaone called him Hanamichi nichan, like they are very close? Akagi was deep in thought and only snapped out of it when he heard Yaone squeals of delight. "Hanamichi nichan! Why did you come over?" Yaone asked, squealing happily as Sakuragi picked her up by her little legs and swinging her around upside down.
"I just want to meet my favourite pretty cousin!" Sakuragi exclaimed. Akagi's mouth dropped even lower, if that's possible. Yaone's cousin? But how could she be related to him? Akagi wondered to himself. "Hanamichi nichan! Do you think I looked pretty today?" Yaone asked, fishing for a compliment. "Well, let's take a look first," he said as he put Yaone on the floor. "You do look different today. Why is it so? What did you do?" Sakuragi said, knowing that's what Yaone wants to hear. The truth is, he had never seen such UGLY make-up.
"Really?" Yaone looked positively delighted. "Akagi neechan did this to me! She is so nice and she is very clever to put on make up! And she taught me eye-liner…" Yaone continued to babble on but Sakuragi wasn't listening. He heard Yaone mentioning Akagi neechan and thought about Haruko straight away. He scanned around the room but found no pretty girl with long hair. The only girl she saw was a gigantic girl standing stiff like just being petrified and in serious need of a plastic surgery.
Meanwhile, Akagi's face had gone from being very red to very very very red. Of all people to catch me in this outfit, why must it be Sakuragi Hanamichi? "Where's Haruko-chan?" Sakuragi asked Yaone. (Does he think that only Haruko has the family name 'Akagi'?) Yaone was puzzled. "Haruko-chan? But I said Akagi neechan! Not Haruko-chan!" Sakuragi was equally puzzled. In his tiny so-called tensai's brains, Akagi neechan means Akagi Haruko. So, who is this Akagi neechan? "Where is Akagi neechan?" Yaone sighed in exasperation. "Hanamichi nichan! You told me you are a tensai!" Sakuragi grinned and laughed his trademark laugh. "That is because I am really a tensai! But what does being a tensai has to do with where Akagi neechan is?"
"Hanamichi nichan! Other that me, who is the other girl in this room?" Yaone asked, wagging her little finger like she is scolding a small boy for stealing lollipops. Sakuragi looked around again. Then his gaze landed on Akagi 'neechan'. He pointed at 'her' and asked, "This is Akagi neechan?" Yaone nodded enthusiastically. Sakuragi went to Akagi and held out his hand. "Hi! Nice to meet you! My name is Sakuragi Hanamichi and I am Yaone's cousin. What about you?" Slowly, Akagi brought himself to shake Sakuragi's hand. "I am Akagi and I am Yaone's babysitter" "Your voice seems familiar. Do I know you before?" By now, Akagi is sweating buckets and his hands are all clammy. His body heat had went up 1000 degrees and his face is already redder that an over ripe tomato.
"No, I don't think we have ever met before, or we will both remember," Akagi said, trying hard to disguise his voice but failing miserably. "No. I know we have met before. I don't know why, but your voice gave me the chills and I feel scared when I heard your voice." (A/N we know why, don't we?) Sakuragi studied Akagi carefully. Akagi was shaking, fearing that Sakuragi will recognize him and then, he can imagine what will happen next.
**Akagi's imagination**
Akagi walked into the school grounds. Everyone around him started laughing at him, pointing at him. Sakuragi stood on top of a self-made stage, holding a microphone and wearing Akagi's number 4-basketball jersey. Next to him is a big life size poster of Akagi wearing that horrible wig and very thick make-up. And Sakuragi is saying, "…that Gori then started abusing that poor little cousin of mine, destroying her beautiful face. He lied to her, and now she's in a bad mental situation 'cuz she doesn't like unknown male near her…"
And then everyone, including his dear sister, the ever-neutral Rukawa, his understanding best friend Kogure, his teachers who had always love him because of his fast thinking, his long time rival from the judo team Aota, his basketball coach and Sakuragi started throwing things at him. Stones, rocks, rotten eggs, bags, books…anything they can get their hands on. Then Yaone appeared, crying, pulling her mother with her. Her angry mother. They too, started throwing things at him. And then, the Ryonan team came, the Kainan and also the Shoyo.
**End of imagination**
Akagi shook his head, trying to get that image out of his head. Sakuragi hit his left palm with his right fist. "I know who you are now!"
To be continued…
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