^_^ I guess I should start with the warning. This fic contains yaoi (1x2, 3x4 and possible other stuff if I feel like it) and some language. If you don't like either of those, don't bother reading it and/or flaming me. Oh and it obviously the characters are probably a bit ooc. This fic is not in sync with the series or the movie.

I also don't own, or will ever own, Gundam Wing and the associated characters. Though that could be fun. ^_~ In any case read on if you want, and beware, I haven't written in ages! Don't forget to review to let me know if I should write more! Thanks.

-Kate

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Terror on the High Seas : Chapter One: Preview of Things to Come

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Duo's brilliant violet eyes stared at the rough waters below him. His upper body lay hanging over the edge of a very large, and fancy, yacht; the Relena 1. Behind him Heero stood leaning against the entry to the lower level, reading a copy of Readers Digest. His other hand was occupied with a cup of coffee, not your normal cruise drink. Wufei emerged from the entry next to Heero just as Duo's stomach gave out. He retched over the side of the boat quite noisily. Wufei's eyes grew wide and a trickle of blood slipped from his nostril as he stood there.

"Ah, yuck!" Wufei shuddered. "That boy can't handle the sea's well can he?" He asked while grimacing.

"That's why I don't have a water bed anymore Wu man." Heero snickered. He winked at Wufei before crossing in front of him to enter the cabin below. He just had to have a fresh cup of coffee after that. Wufei couldn't do much more than stand there staring at Duo who was now facing him. Duo's skin looked paler than the stark white color of the boat, though it did have a tinge of green to it. The braided boy slid down the side of the boat, his hand clenching his stomach.

"Uh, you better now Maxwell?" Wufei questioned. Duo's cheeks bulged as his eyes grew wide. He stood up and spun around to take his place hanging off the side of the ship once more. "I take that as a no.." A bit more blood dripped from his nostril as Wufei escaped back down to the lower decks. He thought it would be safer down there, boy was he in for a shock.

Quatre strolled around from the bow of the ship, hands clasped behind his back. He was humming an upbeat tune as he walked, thoughts on his bishonen Trowa. Quatre was obviously oblivious to Duo's situation as he skipped up a set of stairs that lead to the main deck and control room. His blue eyes were brilliant as he entered the control room. He quickly set them to gaze at Trowa's lower half.

"So captain how are you doing?" Quatre nudged Trowa's side, a bit of a blush plastering his face as he moved his eye's from Trowa's rump to his eyes.

"Just fine matey, arggggggggggggh." Trowa replied with a sort of piratishy tone to his voice. Quatre stared at him for a moment then burst out in a loud laughter.

"Did you just say argh!?!?" Quatre wrapped his arms around Trowa. Though he snuggled into Trowa his eyes kept vigil over Trowa's neck. He was in a very frisky mood today, it had to be the roll of the sea. Trowa looked down to the blonde boy holding onto him. He wrapped his arms around Quat's shoulders and smiled.

"See something you like?" Trowa questioned the somewhat drooling boy. Quatre shook his head up and down licking his lips.

"Yes.." Almost a whisper slipped from Quatre. Trowa only smiled as he motioned his head to the side, exposing a little more neck than usual. Quatre's eyes instantly light at the sight.

"Dig in.." Trowa suggested wiggling his brows.

"Yippee!!" Quatre squealed with joy.

Duo stood up once more, steadying himself. He burped with a hand over his mouth. The sea really didn't like the poor thing. Blinking a few times he rested his hands onto the rail, leaning back just a tad. Milliardo sat a few feet from Duo in a tiki chair. He was dressed quite uncharacteristically for himself. He wore khaki shorts, flip flops, and a bright orange/pink Hawaiian shirt, not to mention the coconut cup in his right hand and an issue of 'House and Garden' in his other. Duo just store at the tall man, wondering what the hell he had been smoking. Milliardo already had his head turned towards Duo, one blonde brow raised above his dark shades.

"What? Did you see my sister naked or something?" He chirped. Duo's eyes grew wide again, but his cheeks weren't bulged.

"Are you trying to make me puke again, Blondey?!" Duo sounded genuinely panicked, not to mention angered.. Huffing he crossed his arms along his chest. Milliardo just stared at Duo for a minute before he shrugged and went back to his reading.

"Bleh.. damn sea sickness. Oh well I can be strong! I can be manly!!" Duo cheered himself on. Heero had just reappeared from below with a new cup of java. His eyes had been studying the pages before him, but they now moved to eye Duo.

"But Duo you're the women..." He interjected with a Cheshire smile. Duo's jaw just about hit the floor as he heard Heero's comment. Heero didn't give him time to respond; he had returned back below deck again in the hopes Duo would follow him. 'Eh never thought he'd say somethin like that. Heheh man I have changed him' Duo thought to himself. Shrugging it off he decided he might as well try and go below for some much needed sustenance, or revenge, either way was good for him. Remembering he needed his cap from the main deck, he moved off in that direction first.

As soon as Duo came to the flight of stairs he heard a soft sucking sound. Both of his brows moved up his features as he spotted Trowa and Quatre in the control room. Quatre was practically sucking Trowa's neck off. Besides sucking on his neck like a lollipop, Quatre's small hands were gripped tightly on Trowa's rear end. Just then Duo got an idea. He cleared his throat briefly with a small chuckle.

"ARGGGGGGGHHHH!! BLOWWWWWWWWWWW THE MAN DOWWWN MATEEEEEEEY!!!" He bellowed. Quatre instantly shrieked and dropped his grasp, and lips, from Trowa. His face turned a lovely shade of crimson as he stood there staring at Duo with wild eyes.

"DAMN YOU DUO!!" Quatre yelled.

Trowa was already doubled over in laughter, clutching his stomach as he did. Quatre grew even more angry. He grabbed Duo's dark cap from off the console and chucked it at him. "You'll pay for that Shinigami!"

"Ohhh, I'm so scared! What are you going to do? Suck my face off?" Duo burst out laughing about as hard as Trowa. Quatre's eye twitched as he smacked Trowa on the shoulder. Trowa stood up in surprise, but he couldn't help but continue snickering. With a huff Quatre stormed down the stairs and off towards the bow, where he had been before. Trowa shook his head at Duo before returning to his duty as 'captain'. With his hat back in his possession Duo headed off to torture Heero below deck, and whoever else was down there.

Relena had invited the five Gundam pilots, along with her brother Milliardo, his friend Treize and his girlfriend Lucrezia, for a nice, leisurely cruise. Obviously she didn't know this group as well as she thought. She was in for two weeks of pure terror, and only an hour of it was behind them.

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