Note: This will be turned into Perfect Dark Short Stories soon, filled with
Short stories with characters from perfect dark. And even Interviews,
enough of that..
Note: In case some of you didn't know, Mr. Blonde's Revenge takes place after the Cetan, and before the Carrington Institute Defense, or at the same time..
Mr. Blonde's Experience of Revenge: Part Two
Mr. Blonde puts Cream Cheese on his bagel, and eats it..
"The power, oh yes.. Now to continue the mission.." Mr.Blonde says.
Mr. Blonde looks around, and spots two computers..
"Last time I went here, there were two very odd CMP's behind the desk.. I wonder if the idiots put them there, again, without ever using them.." Mr. Blonde thinks to himself..
Mr. Blonde goes behind the desk, finds two CMP's, and grabs both..
"What the heck? I can't use both, only the Ammunition, why do the bother putting the other one there, if it can't be used, the Company is over using my race too much.. Well, to save ammo, I use this CMP150.." Mr. Blonde thinks to himself.. Then he realizes he has only 20 bullets..
"Ah, enough of this, the people know who I am.." Mr. Blonde realizes, well, sorta, then puts his CMP150 in his jacket.. He walks up to a Female Guard, and suddenly she runs..
Mr. Blonde follows her, but then suddenly, he finds a bunch of Female Guards, all trying to shoot at him, with horrible accuracy. Mr. Blonde punches a guard out and she falls to the ground fainted.
Suddenly, a Guard Hits Mr. Blonde, doing little damage, but Mr. Blonde gets out a CMP150, and shoots her till she dies.. Mr. Blonde turns around and wastes all his CMP150 ammunition on the female guard trying to open a door, but the guards on the other side hear the noise, and they open the door.. Mr. Blonde packs their heads with more hot Plasma from his Mauler. Then walks into the Computer Terminal Room.
"These consoles need to be destroyed!" Mr. Blonde yells.
He packs the nearest console with Plasma and they blow up after three shots, then he turns out and shots the hub and another Terminal with plasma, blowing both up after 4 shots.
Mr. Blonde leaves the room and heads toward the lab lift, killing every guard in his path.
"The scientist have used our technology too much, and had it for a long while.. Place the Bomb we gave you earlier in the lift.." the Skedar from the attack ship tells Mr. Blonde..
"It's too early. Besides, that little time would set off the bomb with the vessel.." Mr. Blonde leaves the lab lift and heads towards the two elevators upstairs.
"The dataDyne Captains have one of our Cloaking Devices and remains to stay invisible.. As humorous as the concept of a human wiping out our race is, don't let her live with the Cloaking Device on her." The Skedar from the Attack Ship communicates..
"The chances of her stopping me is very minimal, what is the point.." Mr. Blonde asks.
"The point is, she can control the elevator and keep you stuck, the other is that if she lives, she will be able to keep the Cloaking Device and reveal it to the world.. Making plans ruined.." the Skedar replies..
Mr. Blonde hears breathing near an elevator lift, he walks up to it and the door turns out to be locked.. Mr. Blonde walks away from the elevators and heads down-stairs..
"I found her, it'll be easy to get her now.." Mr. Blonde adds.
"Explosives are the only tools that can immediately kill her without having guess with you Plasma.." the Skedar jaberr-jabbas..
Mr. Blonde places a Bomb Spy on the ground, and it heads towards the locked elevator..
"OH SHIIII" the woman yells just before the Bomb blows-up and kills her.. Mr. Blonde goes to the lab lift..
"Now just plant the bomb and try to survive.." the Skedar communicates.. Mr. Blonde opens the doors and runs all the way to the elevators..
"Come on you annoying Elevator. I can't believe humans would invent something like this that is so slow! Walking up the stairs is much faster." Mr. Blonde complains..
The elevator comes down 29 seconds later, and Mr. Blonde kicks the door down and enter it.. 20 seconds later, Mr. Blonde accesses the highest floor to possible use the Elevator in..
Mr. Blonde walks out, gets noticed, and runs upstairs.. Only to meet a Darth Vader wanna be!
"Hey Mr. Blonde! I am you father! You are lucky that you ugly ass mom *beep* me good, because if she didn't, I would have killed her with my Darth Bomb!" the Darth Vader wanna be says.
"What, I don't have time for this.." Mr. Blonde replies..
"You are a sissy Skedar using a human disguise.. When you were 18 , your balls were as little as a thumb-tack!" the Darth Vader wanna be says.
"Okay, I lied, I'm not your father, but I'm going to kick your ugly arse anyways!" Darth Vader wanna be says, then punches Mr. Blonde twice..
Mr. Blonde gets out 2 CMP150's and packs the Darth Vader wanna be's head full of lead.. And Continues to go upstairs.. He walks out of the stair case and finds two woman with shotguns, but mows them down with the double CMP150's. Suddenly, a Shock Trooper throws an N-Bomb, making Mr. Blonde lose one of his CMP150's, and he tries to escape the blast, thus making the Shock Trooper kill himself.. Mr. Blonde stands by the elevator door which has the elevator the Cloaking dataDyne Captain was killed in.. He waits for the elevator, and 20 seconds later it appears, then he takes it up, comes out, and heads into Cassandra's Office..
"Altho Cassandra may be someone you are wanting to kill, I suggest you should protect for the momment, because some reason, Guards will try to shoot Cassandra.. I find these humans rather strange, but that's just me. We want her awake, not K-Oed either.." the Skedar communicates once again, to Mr. Blonde..
"YOU! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE YOU SKEDAR!" Cassandra yells.. Then pulls out DY357 Deluxe Magnum!
"Oh. Well.." Mr. Blonde thinks for a while, then suddenly, Cassandra De Vries starts shooting, with horrible accuracy..
Mr. Blonde quickly takes the Deluxe Magnum out of her hand..
"Wow, you are so handsome, Mr. Blonde, why, I never noticed how sexy you were.." Cassandra tells Mr. Blonde..
"Sorry, but your pathetic fake lust acting isn't enough for me.." Mr. Blonde replies to Cassandra.. Cassandra backs away.
"Go to the heli pad, if you want to live!" Mr. Blonde yells..
"You won't shoot me you evil Skedar you! Foolish Child Skedar that is!" Cassandra replies..
"Fine then, now get in the Shuttle.." Mr. Blonde yells..
The two walk up stairs..
"If I were you, I leave now, instead of just looking around!" Cassandra yells..
"Shutup, this building is going to blow up, and you aren't helping.."
Mr. Blonde runs all the way up stairs to the highest shelter floor.
Suddenly, he and Cassandra walk up to a Darth Vader wanna be.
"Help me go to the Heli Pad." Cassandra says, because what she really was thinking was something that Mr. Blonde would get pissed off about..
"No.. I am Darth Vulgar! I will kill both of you, now listen to me. Cassandra, you lost your virginity by me! You were very horrible at *beep*! And you, Mr. Blonde, you are a damn Skedar! I don't need to say much *beep* about you, *beep* *beep* ! I am Darth Vulgar, my balls are as big as the Death Star!" Darth Vulgar says..
Mr. Blonde picks up Darth Vulgar as he continously uses Vulgar words, then Mr. Blonde throws him off the ramp.. Cassandra and Mr. Blonde then continue..
Mr. Blonde walks up and finds, another Darth Vader fan..
"I have a lifesaver and helment from StarWars! See!" He yells..
Mr. Blonde pushes the weakling to the side and continues to head upstairs, then goes outside, running to the ship, with 30 seconds to spear.. However Cassandra enters the shuttle with a Knife, a DY357 Deluxe Magnum, a Grenade, a CMP150, a Super Dragon, and a Devastator all in her big hair due, behind her back, and in her clothing..
The Skedar Shuttle takes off and the 2 Darth Vader fans whatch the Shuttle take off..
"It all yours fault, if you didn't act like Darth Vulgar, you could have shot him in the head, but noo. Instead you use VULGAR words at him.." the Darth Vader fan yells..
"So its my fault he planted a Bomb and got away with Cassandra.. Well, fine, I'll just blow-up the shuttle to make you feel all better! YOU *beep* *beep* jerk!" Darth Vulgar yells, then gets out a rocket Launcher and aims at the Skedar Shuttle..
"You always do it wrong!" the Darth Vader fans yells, then grabs the Rocket Launcher, aims at the Skedar Shuttle and tosses the Rocket Launcher away..
"That Target Rocket fires slowly, so it'll only catch up it makes a u-turn, or n- turn, whatever it is, and besides, that won't prevent the building from exploding you *beep* *beep* dumbass!"
"WELL YOU ARE A GOD DARN FUC"
Suddenly, the Building EXPLODES and the Rocket Hits the Skedar Shuttle! ALL BLOWING UP!
THE END?
*Meanwhile, at the Hint Man's place, which was smashed by the Lucern Tower..*
Hint Man lifts up boulders, climbs out of the rubbish, and suddenly his head falls off.. Then his body breaks apart and a Computer that looks like Dr. Carrol is seen from where Hint Man used to be.
The module floats up to a broken dataDyne camera. Then, someone yells,
DOCTOR CARROL TWO!!!!!!!!
Note: In case some of you didn't know, Mr. Blonde's Revenge takes place after the Cetan, and before the Carrington Institute Defense, or at the same time..
Mr. Blonde's Experience of Revenge: Part Two
Mr. Blonde puts Cream Cheese on his bagel, and eats it..
"The power, oh yes.. Now to continue the mission.." Mr.Blonde says.
Mr. Blonde looks around, and spots two computers..
"Last time I went here, there were two very odd CMP's behind the desk.. I wonder if the idiots put them there, again, without ever using them.." Mr. Blonde thinks to himself..
Mr. Blonde goes behind the desk, finds two CMP's, and grabs both..
"What the heck? I can't use both, only the Ammunition, why do the bother putting the other one there, if it can't be used, the Company is over using my race too much.. Well, to save ammo, I use this CMP150.." Mr. Blonde thinks to himself.. Then he realizes he has only 20 bullets..
"Ah, enough of this, the people know who I am.." Mr. Blonde realizes, well, sorta, then puts his CMP150 in his jacket.. He walks up to a Female Guard, and suddenly she runs..
Mr. Blonde follows her, but then suddenly, he finds a bunch of Female Guards, all trying to shoot at him, with horrible accuracy. Mr. Blonde punches a guard out and she falls to the ground fainted.
Suddenly, a Guard Hits Mr. Blonde, doing little damage, but Mr. Blonde gets out a CMP150, and shoots her till she dies.. Mr. Blonde turns around and wastes all his CMP150 ammunition on the female guard trying to open a door, but the guards on the other side hear the noise, and they open the door.. Mr. Blonde packs their heads with more hot Plasma from his Mauler. Then walks into the Computer Terminal Room.
"These consoles need to be destroyed!" Mr. Blonde yells.
He packs the nearest console with Plasma and they blow up after three shots, then he turns out and shots the hub and another Terminal with plasma, blowing both up after 4 shots.
Mr. Blonde leaves the room and heads toward the lab lift, killing every guard in his path.
"The scientist have used our technology too much, and had it for a long while.. Place the Bomb we gave you earlier in the lift.." the Skedar from the attack ship tells Mr. Blonde..
"It's too early. Besides, that little time would set off the bomb with the vessel.." Mr. Blonde leaves the lab lift and heads towards the two elevators upstairs.
"The dataDyne Captains have one of our Cloaking Devices and remains to stay invisible.. As humorous as the concept of a human wiping out our race is, don't let her live with the Cloaking Device on her." The Skedar from the Attack Ship communicates..
"The chances of her stopping me is very minimal, what is the point.." Mr. Blonde asks.
"The point is, she can control the elevator and keep you stuck, the other is that if she lives, she will be able to keep the Cloaking Device and reveal it to the world.. Making plans ruined.." the Skedar replies..
Mr. Blonde hears breathing near an elevator lift, he walks up to it and the door turns out to be locked.. Mr. Blonde walks away from the elevators and heads down-stairs..
"I found her, it'll be easy to get her now.." Mr. Blonde adds.
"Explosives are the only tools that can immediately kill her without having guess with you Plasma.." the Skedar jaberr-jabbas..
Mr. Blonde places a Bomb Spy on the ground, and it heads towards the locked elevator..
"OH SHIIII" the woman yells just before the Bomb blows-up and kills her.. Mr. Blonde goes to the lab lift..
"Now just plant the bomb and try to survive.." the Skedar communicates.. Mr. Blonde opens the doors and runs all the way to the elevators..
"Come on you annoying Elevator. I can't believe humans would invent something like this that is so slow! Walking up the stairs is much faster." Mr. Blonde complains..
The elevator comes down 29 seconds later, and Mr. Blonde kicks the door down and enter it.. 20 seconds later, Mr. Blonde accesses the highest floor to possible use the Elevator in..
Mr. Blonde walks out, gets noticed, and runs upstairs.. Only to meet a Darth Vader wanna be!
"Hey Mr. Blonde! I am you father! You are lucky that you ugly ass mom *beep* me good, because if she didn't, I would have killed her with my Darth Bomb!" the Darth Vader wanna be says.
"What, I don't have time for this.." Mr. Blonde replies..
"You are a sissy Skedar using a human disguise.. When you were 18 , your balls were as little as a thumb-tack!" the Darth Vader wanna be says.
"Okay, I lied, I'm not your father, but I'm going to kick your ugly arse anyways!" Darth Vader wanna be says, then punches Mr. Blonde twice..
Mr. Blonde gets out 2 CMP150's and packs the Darth Vader wanna be's head full of lead.. And Continues to go upstairs.. He walks out of the stair case and finds two woman with shotguns, but mows them down with the double CMP150's. Suddenly, a Shock Trooper throws an N-Bomb, making Mr. Blonde lose one of his CMP150's, and he tries to escape the blast, thus making the Shock Trooper kill himself.. Mr. Blonde stands by the elevator door which has the elevator the Cloaking dataDyne Captain was killed in.. He waits for the elevator, and 20 seconds later it appears, then he takes it up, comes out, and heads into Cassandra's Office..
"Altho Cassandra may be someone you are wanting to kill, I suggest you should protect for the momment, because some reason, Guards will try to shoot Cassandra.. I find these humans rather strange, but that's just me. We want her awake, not K-Oed either.." the Skedar communicates once again, to Mr. Blonde..
"YOU! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE YOU SKEDAR!" Cassandra yells.. Then pulls out DY357 Deluxe Magnum!
"Oh. Well.." Mr. Blonde thinks for a while, then suddenly, Cassandra De Vries starts shooting, with horrible accuracy..
Mr. Blonde quickly takes the Deluxe Magnum out of her hand..
"Wow, you are so handsome, Mr. Blonde, why, I never noticed how sexy you were.." Cassandra tells Mr. Blonde..
"Sorry, but your pathetic fake lust acting isn't enough for me.." Mr. Blonde replies to Cassandra.. Cassandra backs away.
"Go to the heli pad, if you want to live!" Mr. Blonde yells..
"You won't shoot me you evil Skedar you! Foolish Child Skedar that is!" Cassandra replies..
"Fine then, now get in the Shuttle.." Mr. Blonde yells..
The two walk up stairs..
"If I were you, I leave now, instead of just looking around!" Cassandra yells..
"Shutup, this building is going to blow up, and you aren't helping.."
Mr. Blonde runs all the way up stairs to the highest shelter floor.
Suddenly, he and Cassandra walk up to a Darth Vader wanna be.
"Help me go to the Heli Pad." Cassandra says, because what she really was thinking was something that Mr. Blonde would get pissed off about..
"No.. I am Darth Vulgar! I will kill both of you, now listen to me. Cassandra, you lost your virginity by me! You were very horrible at *beep*! And you, Mr. Blonde, you are a damn Skedar! I don't need to say much *beep* about you, *beep* *beep* ! I am Darth Vulgar, my balls are as big as the Death Star!" Darth Vulgar says..
Mr. Blonde picks up Darth Vulgar as he continously uses Vulgar words, then Mr. Blonde throws him off the ramp.. Cassandra and Mr. Blonde then continue..
Mr. Blonde walks up and finds, another Darth Vader fan..
"I have a lifesaver and helment from StarWars! See!" He yells..
Mr. Blonde pushes the weakling to the side and continues to head upstairs, then goes outside, running to the ship, with 30 seconds to spear.. However Cassandra enters the shuttle with a Knife, a DY357 Deluxe Magnum, a Grenade, a CMP150, a Super Dragon, and a Devastator all in her big hair due, behind her back, and in her clothing..
The Skedar Shuttle takes off and the 2 Darth Vader fans whatch the Shuttle take off..
"It all yours fault, if you didn't act like Darth Vulgar, you could have shot him in the head, but noo. Instead you use VULGAR words at him.." the Darth Vader fan yells..
"So its my fault he planted a Bomb and got away with Cassandra.. Well, fine, I'll just blow-up the shuttle to make you feel all better! YOU *beep* *beep* jerk!" Darth Vulgar yells, then gets out a rocket Launcher and aims at the Skedar Shuttle..
"You always do it wrong!" the Darth Vader fans yells, then grabs the Rocket Launcher, aims at the Skedar Shuttle and tosses the Rocket Launcher away..
"That Target Rocket fires slowly, so it'll only catch up it makes a u-turn, or n- turn, whatever it is, and besides, that won't prevent the building from exploding you *beep* *beep* dumbass!"
"WELL YOU ARE A GOD DARN FUC"
Suddenly, the Building EXPLODES and the Rocket Hits the Skedar Shuttle! ALL BLOWING UP!
THE END?
*Meanwhile, at the Hint Man's place, which was smashed by the Lucern Tower..*
Hint Man lifts up boulders, climbs out of the rubbish, and suddenly his head falls off.. Then his body breaks apart and a Computer that looks like Dr. Carrol is seen from where Hint Man used to be.
The module floats up to a broken dataDyne camera. Then, someone yells,
DOCTOR CARROL TWO!!!!!!!!
