Disclaimer- I do not own any Perfect Dark characters.. All are own by Rare.. Dr. Caroll 2 is based off of Dr. Carrol and Carl (CBFD) mixed together, enough of that.. ATTACK OF THE EVIL DR. CAROLL 2!

Long ago, in the year 2023, or maybe it wasn't ago, but any how, dataDyne Scientist lost the sapient Dr. Caroll.. He was taken by Joanna, and however, Dr. Caroll was quickly taken back... Cassandra had made sure Dr. Caroll's personality was taken out/ butchered, but Joanna found a copy of it in a safe place.. Later, when she got to the Cetan, she used that copy, but only to find out, that Dr. Caroll had to use a self-destruct sequence to prevent the Skedar from using the Cetan's very powerful, weapon, Thing.. However, while Dr. Caroll was in the Skedar hands, Cassandra demanded another Dr. Caroll... One that was sorta like her.. The scientists had some data leftover of Dr. Caroll in their computers, and they began programming what was left.. Cassandra felt threaten because of Mr. Blonde, she knew he was a Skedar, and tried to keep it a secret, but it wouldn't matter, because the Skedar would meet her again, and she felt unsure if the second Dr. Caroll should be done in her building.. She told the scientists who were working on the second Dr. Carrol to move to the G5 building with all the data, tools, ect. They used some of the leftover technology from the Skedar to give the second Dr. Caroll more defenses.. Mainly having cannons that could shoot out mines, knives, grenades, and N-Bombs.. It was also added with a Cloaking System, and an oral modulation unit to keep it hidden.. The scientists also gave it totally un-necessary information, such as Cartoons, Video Games, and even put in a Personality, which wasn't suppose to happen at all.. By the time they finished, they went back to the Lucern Tower, a.k.a. dataDyne building, and came with Dr. Caroll Two... Twice as better then the old one the scientists thought, but as they daydreamed while walking into the dataDyne building, Dr. Caroll Two became a little insane, and left the suitcase somehow and flew away to hide somewhere, mainly used his cloaking and holographic system.. The scientists keep thinking of raise, went up to Cassandra, and said.. "The project is complete, have a look." Cassandra grabbed the suit-case and looked in side to see, Nothing.. "YOU ARE FIRED! WHAT A HORRIBLE PRANK!" she yelled, then called security and they pushed the scientists out of the building where they fell all the way to the ground, and somehow survived the fall.. A couple of days later, Mr. Blonde came to the Lucern Tower, knowing that Dr. Caroll, original, self-destructed, thus all of the Skedar's plans were ruined, they gave Cassandra their technology just to use Dr. Caroll and have that weapon from an un-known race inside a living creature, cetan.. Sense the Skedar didn't get what they wanted, Mr. Blonde desided to go and help the Skedar seek revenge, by collapsing the tower, and blowing up the under-ground labs.. Plus kidnapping Cassandra and bringing her to the Attack ship.. Now, on with the story.. 1 and a half years later...

*Carrington Institute.*

Elvis started saying odd words, and started talking about being a host at some Melee place, but no-one really knew what he was saying, nor cared..

"Joanna, I have another boring arse mission for you.." Daniel Carrington tells Joanna..

"What is it, sir..." Joanna replies, regretfully..

"You must apologize to all the families of the people you killed..." Daniel tells Joanna..

Suddenly a box smashes into Jonathan's room..

Jonathan runs in with a CD that's the size of a thumb-tack..

"I got this odd package in my room Mr. Carrington!" Jonathan shouts..

"You don't have to shout, now where was I.. Oh yes, then that stupid Pikachu used it's razor sharp fangs on Pichu, and both died because of stupidity and Jigglypuff.. There was so much blood on the stage!" Elvis goes on and on, and on..

"Jonathan! You have an ESDVD!" Carrington replies..

"What does ESDVD stand for anyways?" Elvis asks..

"Extremely Small, forget it Elvis, not important.." Carrington replies, then grabs the ESDVD and puts it in his ESDVD player..

Suddenly, a giant TV screen appears outta no-where.. It goes on, and a strange figure that looks like Dr. Caroll is seen, floating on it..

"Dr. Caroll is alive?" Joanna yells in shock..

"Now, I hate you damn fancy tofee nosed snobs, but if you are, wait, I know what you are thinking Joanna.. NO, I AM NOT DR. CAROLL YOU DUMBASS!" Dr. Caroll 2 yells on the screen..

"I won't explain.. But I shall be having my revenge on the Carrington Institute, then the Maians, then the Skedar!" Dr. Caroll Two .

"Why revenge on---" Joanna is about to finish but Dr. Caroll 2 begins to answer..

"BECAUSE YOU ATTACKED dataDYNE! The company, I WAS CREATED BY, and, HATE! I know you weren't smart enough, because... YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE DOING! NO IDEAAAAAA! Your brains combined are too stupid to handle my superior knowledge you *@%S! Now why don't you do something more useful, like sex, sense us sapients can't perform that.. You, Elvis, no matter what, you go in combat with that big ass head of yours, and think you'll survive, but you are just lucky, I can't believe you try to Kong-Fo Skedar, they'll kill you in 2 or 3 hits.. Hint, get a giant helmet and also use more than 40% of your brain! But at least you can use your brain more than the stinking average human, with 12.6%! You Maians are begging to be killed by Skedar, hearing the noise you make when you die or get hurt! And Skedar, they are just something needed to be proved as extremely stupid, with a weak spot that is weaker than a humans weak spot!" Dr. Caroll 2 yells..

"The" Jonathan starts

"Not the balls! The head you dumb *@%er! Now prepare for an Invasion, bigger than any other! Plus don't even bother finding me, I have a Cloaking System and a Disguise unit, but without Cloaking and the disguise, you wouldn't find me anyway! Now good bye! And *@% YOU ALL!" Dr. Caroll 2 yells..

"Oh, and if you want to find me, you'll need, perhaps, a downgraded version of me.. Damn toffee nosed snobs! And that version of course, was self- destructed in the Cetan, dumbasses.." Dr. Caroll 2 yells..

The Giant Screen Disappears..

"Jo, about apologizing to all those people, forget it.." Daniel tells Joanna.

"Doesn't that Sapient know he was programmed by humans?" Elvis asks..

"Well, technically... Yes, if you count thousands of robots working on ther Sapient Number 2, which the robots were programmed by humans, and Scientists worked as hard as they could, I guess so... Or maybe he doesn't... Either way... it doesn't matter..." Daniel Carrington tells Elvis..

"Joanna, Jonathan, and maybe Elvis... Check the Pelagic II.." Daniel Carrington tells them.. Velvet Dark walks in..

"Err.. You too... Now get the weapons you want from the firing range..." Daniel Carrington tells them.. The group runs downstairs and runs back up..

"I got Trent's Magnum.. Shouldn't be a problem.." Jonathan says..

"I got the best weapon I'm with.." Elvis pulls out a Farsight XR-20.

"I got Callisto NTG.." Joanna says..

"I got, this thing.." Velvet pulls out a Magsec 4..

"Good.. Now find the remains of Dr. Caroll, the original.." Daniel Carrington says..

*Pelagic II.*

The foursome drag them selves out of the moon pool that Elvis and Joanna took last time..

"The ship wandered away from the Cetan, we have to get access!" Elvis says..

A Pelagic II sailor stands in front of them..

"OH NO! It's her!" the guy yells...

Suddenly, thousands of guards enter with Sniper Rifles, Deluxe Magnums, and RCP120s.

"Uh, oh." Elvis gulps..

"OH YES! It's the ALIEN!" the guy yells.. "Actually, the correct term would be Maian, but would you get it over with.." Elvis replies..

"Everyone, puts your guns away... Let's get Elvis' autograph!" the guy yells..

All the guards walk up to Elvis, all over a thousand, in a tiny Moon Pool room...

"Sign my Magnum! It has Trent's autograph, but cross that out and put yours in!" a guard says with excitement..

2 hours later..

"My hand... Ow.." Elvis complains, after signing each gun..

"Okay, now can we borrow this ship.." Joanna asks..

"NO!" the guards yell..

"Can I borrow this ship?" Elvis asks.

"Sure.." They reply..

"Okay... Now do me a favor, all of you jump off the ship, and swim home!" Elvis tells them..

All the guards and Sailors/Pilots run upstairs to the highest floor, and they jump off the Pelagic II into the ocean, and get caught in a rift current..

*30 minutes later..*

Elvis looks up at a TV screen.

The Pelagic II stops.

"Right, we are above the Cetan ship, are you guys ready?" Jonathan asks.

"I'm still whatching this old Program made by Jhonen Vasquez on why Nickelodeon sucks!" Elvis replies..

Joanna grabs Elvis and yanks him away..

"NOO! Beautiful screen! NOOO!" Elvis screams as he is yanked by Velvet and Joanna.. Then they all enter the KMR-130873 Sub..

*Cetan Ship, Deep Sea..*

The KMR-130873 sub goes down to the Cetan, and ejects them on an Elevator in the Cetan Ship.

"Ow.." Everyone says.. A little confused..

The Elevator goes down...

Everyone except Velvet gets back up...

"This doesn't seem normal, I don't see any computer controlled creatures.." Elvis says puzzled..

"No electricity functioning, no throwable objects, or smart ass remarks.." Joanna says confused..

"Well, you should know that the Cetan Ship got triggered with Explosives... Which would totally mess up the Cetan Ship which makes this place, useless to anyone except information.." Jonathan remarks

"I need information.. Who the hell are the CETANS?" Joanna asks.

"Not sure.. They aren't Skedar, now are you happy.. I've seen their ship crash, and been in here before it was blown-up, but thats it." Elvis replies..

"Has anyone noticed Velvet was knocked out.." Jonathan asks.

"Who cares.." Joanna replies..

"There has to be someone, or something inside the blown up Cetan Ship.." Elvis tells Jonathan and Joanna.. They walk deeper and deeper into the Trashed ship..

After walking through most of that pitch black, they trip over the remains of Dr. Caroll, out of pure luck...

*Carrington Institute.*

"Well Joanna, seems you found Dr. Caroll's remains.." Daniel Carrington tells her..

"Yeah, now can I have a raise or some beer.." Joanna asks.

"You can have something from Grimshaw when you give him what's left of Dr. Caroll!" Daniel tells Joanna..

*Joanna walks into the Bio room (with Cheats also) and walks up to Grimshaw...*

"Stop harassing! Do you want a Criminal Record?" Grimshaw tells Joanna.

"No.. I need you to fix the remains of Dr. Caroll." Joanna tells Grimshaw..

"Okay.. Show me it's remains.."

Joanna gets out what used to be Dr. Caroll and shows Grimshaw..

"Oh right... The explosion... Of course... But showing it to me isn't useful at all, in fact, that thing is completely burnt.." Grimshaw tell Joanna..

"So there is nothing you can do?" Joanna asks.

Grimshaw takes what used to be Dr. Caroll from Joanna, examines it, and rips it in half..

"What are you doing, you idiot!" Joanna yells..

Dr. Carolls memory card falls to the ground..

"Like I always say, its Hacker Central.. Now go do something while I fix this.." Grimshaw tells Joanna.. Joanna leaves..

"This is completely embarassing, the only thing that this Memory card will go in, is a Windows 2000 or less, with DOS 6.2.." Grimshaw thinks to himself..

A lady sits looking at a computer..

"Don't you have anything better to do?" Grimshaw asks.

"No.. Daniel Carrington says I'm not allowed to leave this seat, or I'll lose all my money and get sued if I quit.." THE LADY replies..

Grimshaw picks up the chair the lady is in, and tosses it outside.. Then locks the door..

Grimshaw gets out a remote control, and suddenly, he presses a button that says "Crappy Old Stuff!" Suddenly, a Windows 2000 with Dos 6.2 pops out of the ground...

Grimshaw inserts the Dr. Carolls Memory Card in the computer, and starts the system..

C:\

"D@mn!" Grimshaw yells..

C:\ CI Files

Directory for C:\

PDgames.exe

Raredisclaimer.doc

BlondeRevengeExperience1&2.doc

NRMatureMovie.exe

DoctorCarollMemory&Personality.exe

WhyRareRules.exe

"Oh... Sense I'm alone.. I guess I'll.."

C:\ NRMatureMovie.exe

Error: Blank File

"Er.. Anyways.."

C:\ DoctorCarollMemory&Personality.exe

To do so Reboot Computer..

Grimshaw turns off the computer, and hits the power button, but it won't go on..

"Hey, Joanna, come back in.." Grimshaw yells..

Joanna runs in..

"See this old Computer, it was around when you were born, now push the power button.." Grimshaw tells Joanna.

Joanna walks up to the hard-drive and pushes power, and the computer turns on.. But no image appears on the monitor..

"Oh sh*t!!!" Grimshaw yells, then he starts kicking the monitor..

"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU ARE DOING!" a voice says..

"Ah yes... Dr. Caroll!" Grimshaw says, still kicking the monitor for an image.

"YOU DON'T REALLY! PLEASE! STOP! YOU ARE HITTING ME! YOU DO KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING? RIGHT!" Dr. Caroll yells..

Grimshaw lowers Dr. Carolls voice and Dr. Carolls face appears on the monitor...

"Um, you are still capable of thinking? Right?" Joanna asks..

"Yes.. I'm guessing you want to know where my crude language upgrade is I suppose..." Dr. Caroll tells Joanna..

"Yes.. Where is it?" Joanna asks..

"That horrible crude upgrade, is going to be at the G5 Building tonight..." Dr. Caroll replies...

"Good, now, BYE!" Joanna says as she leaves..

"Wait, do you have any idea what you are doing? ANY IDEA AT ALL?" Dr. Caroll asks..

"SHUTUP!" Grimshaw yells, then mistakenly bangs on the computer to cause Dr. Caroll and the computer to crash..

*At Chicago.*

"I suspect the G5 Corporation is hostage and there is going to be a meeting in the building. I know Dr. Caroll is going to be there, but I need to know who else is going to be there and what they are going to discuss. Now good luck." Daniel Carrington communicates to Joanna.

"Great, now I have to get it, and its going to be heavily guarded this time.." Joanna whispers to Velvet Dark, who is still unconcious.

Joanna drives down in front of the Pond Punk, which is where that Police Car was.. She gets out hears lots of Noise in the Pond Punk.. She realizes that the Pond Punk is full of stripers, after hearing the men yelling in there. She walks up to the G5 Elevator and enters.