Note: This story is a like more serious than the other shorts.. Disclaimer- I do not own Men In Black, this story doesn't contain Agent K nor J, it doesn't contain any of those other characters, and any Perfect Dark characters you see, are owned by Rare.



Okay, some of you know the Men In Black as, protectors of the universe, or destroyers of scum in the universe.. Well the truth is, the Men In Black are based off of the well-known Men In Black dinner jackets, well, actually, they are based off of the Men In Black... But there are large differences.. Men In Black appeared after most UFO/ET sightings, even some hoaxes, in North America, and of course they had their black dinner jackets, but let me tell you the main difference between the Movie and the real/reported stuff.. They didn't use weapons first thing, nor did they have that flash pen thingy.. Instead, they threatened people by saying they would kill them if they told anyone about what they saw.. One time they killed a person who made a popular UFO hoax.. Now, let's get to the other stuff, they had Limousines or Cadilacs, and always appeared in a group of 1 or three people.. They never had there headlights on, but they had some odd green glow from under there car, but that's not Mysterious for 2002 sense some cars now have a purple glow under them, but this Cadilac/Limousine green glow was in the late 1940 threw, well, now or 1990 something. If you want much more information.. Go to http://www.crystalinks.com/mib.html



Chapter 1: Androids in Black

The JumpShip leaves the Carrington Institute, cloaks, and heads towards West Virginia.

"Rumors have been going on sense 1947 about Men in Black, they seemed to have always been after UFO scenes and UFO reports, they threatened people to never mention about the UFOs again, and seemed to kill a group of people who made a certain UFO hoax. Latest reports of them appeared from a certain person going to broadcast actual UFO recordings, the description of these men are that they walk in odd ways, don't speak English correctly, and wear black dinner jackets made out of a certain fabric that never get wet nor can attract mud." Carrington communicates to Joanna.

"How am I going to find them?" Joanna asks.

"Besides the fact of Limousines and Cadilacs that look brand new and never have their head lights on, and of course the black helicopters, there will be a diversion from certain friends of mine, but make sure you have your Cloaking Device on while the diversion is being created, but be careful, the Cloaking Device doesn't last long." Carrington tells Joanna

"Okay, what do I do when I find them?" Joanna asks.

"Place a Tracer Bug on their Limousine, and make sure you are surrounded by other humans, usual above 3 people. These so-called Men In Black are not human, therefore, much more powerful. They have slanted eyes and don't look American nor British. Make sure you act like you don't know them, and while doing that, hide. We also need evidence on these Black Helicopters.. Also, record the conversation these Men will say, and of course try to meet up with Jonathan AND Elvis.." Carrington tells Joanna.

The Jumpship still remains cloaked and Joanna grabs parachute.

"What about these Black helicopters?" Joanna asks.

"Sorry, all I know is that they fly at illegal low altitude. Joanna, I need you to go to Farmer Brown's house, because he is fun to scare and he will be the only person besides you and Jonathan to see our friends tonight, Carrington out." Carrington finishes.

The Jumpship stops near Clendenin, in West Virginia, then Joanna jumps out and falls to the ground before pull the string.

"Owww.. Stupid Jumpship, altitude too low." Joanna complains, then gets up while the Jumpship leaves.

Joanna gets out a map to Farmer Brown's house, follows the directions, and ends up near the farmer's house..

"Joanna, Cloak yourself, the diversion is going to be created.." Daniel communicates to Joanna...

Joanna turns the Cloaking Device on and closes her eyes, then a Maian Vessel flies above Farmer Brown's house!

Farmer Brown wakes up terrified, and gets out a dataDyne shotgun, and runs outside...

Suddenly, a Black Limousine drives to Farmer Brown and stops.

Joanna gets out her Camspy..

"This is getting easy." Joanna says, as she opens her eyes and sees the Black Limousine. Suddenly the door rises and the smell of it is like as if it was brand new. Suddenly, Asian looking humans walk out of the Limousine in black shiny suits, made out of a fabric not found on this planet. The 3 Asian looking men walk up to the farmer with his shotgun.

Joanna gets near the Limousine and records the conversation..

"What you saw, is only a fraction, of what happen." 1st Asian Man says.

Joanna places a tracer bug on the Limousine while recording the conversation.

The third Asian man gets out a Coin.

"See coin?" 2nd Asian man says.

The 3rd Man in Black tosses the coin and it disappears.

"That is exactly what will happening to your heart if you tell any creature what you seed." the 2nd Man in Black says.

"Bad bye. Now go away." the 1st Asian Man replies.

Farmer Brown pretends to agree and walks away..

Suddenly, Joanna's cloaking device wears off, then she runs behind the farmer's house. The Men In Black notice her, and get out something that looks like a Falcon 2.

"Carrington, this is Joanna. I have spotted these odd men and placed the Tracer Bug." Joanna tells Carrington.

"Good work Jo, but we need more Information on these Black Helicopters, and run into someone's house, or else." Daniel replies.

Joanna turns around and runs into the city in front of a group of bums talking non-stop, the men know where Joanna is but they retreat, and look at her with their slanted eyes. Then walk in some robot fashion to their Limousine, and Drive away. Suddenly an odd noise is heard.

"I think I should put on my Night-Vision." Joanna comments, and puts it on, noticing a helicopter at low altitude, then gets out his Camera and takes a picture of it quickly. The Limousine and Helicopter suddenly disappear.

"Hello sexy!" the group of bums say to Joanna.

Joanna runs away from the bums quickly and enters Farmer Browns' barn and locks all the doors, while the bums start heading towards the barn.

"Elvis, where are you?" Joanna yells in her communicator.

"Um. Joanna, I just somehow got in a crash, again, and.. OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT! THOSE EYES! NO PLEASE, DO-" Elvis gets cut off.

The bums outside abandon the barn..

"Carrington! I have lost connections with Elvis.." Joanna yells in her communicator.

Daniel doesn't reply..

"JONATHAN! ARE YOU THERE!" Joanna screams in her communicator.

"Yes.. I'm around still Jo.." Jonathan replies.

"Where are you?" Joanna asks.

"I'm at the BUS STATION, disguised as a bus driver, in a garage." Jonathan replies..

Joanna gets out the map she had from earlier and spots it, suddenly, Men In Black appear!

Joanna slams the doors down and yells, "I'm over hear you hobos!"

Suddenly, hundreds of bums head toward the barn.

"Last time you do it, we gite you and kill you." a Man In Black says, then disappears with the rest.

The bums head towards Joanna..

"Uh oh."

*1 hour later.*

Joanna runs for her life and heads towards the Bus Station Garage..

She enters and spots Jonathan in a bus, then enters that bus, and the door locks.. The bums give up and walk away..

*Inside the bus.*

Joanna sees Jonathan and laughs at his uniform that's covered in dirt.

"What?" Jonathan asks.

"Nothing.. Anyway, did you get anything on Elvis?" Joanna stops laughing and replies.

"Elvis, not really.. So what do we do now?" Jonathan asks...

"Well, we could try to look for Elvis, but that'll be impossible.. So I guess I'll contact the Institute.." Joanna replies..

Jonathan smashes a button near the steering wheel and a TV-Screen appears...

"Carrington, I've completed everything except finding Elvis." Joanna says.

"I just received information about something by the name of Moth Man, who lives at the TNT Area in Point Pleasant, he has Elvis and several other Maian in captivity." Daniel tells Joanna.

"Moth Man? What the hell?" Joanna replies confused.

"Don't joke, this is serious, the creature is affiliate with the Men in Black and the bridge incident destroying 46 cars, he is spotted somewhere at Point Pleasant in the State you are in near a TNT are, if you find a BUNCH of dead dogs, you must be near the creature. Remember, this creature has a wingspan over 10 feet and glides faster than any car, therefore, if not gliding, its speed is totally dangerous." Carrington replies.

"So my point of meeting Jonathan was useless?" Joanna asks..

"Not really, originally he was going to track the MIB down with you, but instead he'll be driving the bus to Point Pleasant and going to help you out on saving Elvis.. Carrington out." Carrington tells Joanna..

"TO THE POINT PLEASANT TNT AREA!" Joanna yells at Jonathan..

Jonathan shifts in to reverse and busts threw a wall with the bus, then drives outside and drives to a highway. As you could guess, he heads toward Point Pleasant in reverse,,