Diasclaimer: I do not own the rights to X-Files, leave me alone Lawyers.. I
only have 20 dollars right now anyways.. I do not own rights to
TimeSplitters.. I do not own Time Squad rights either..
Suddenly, a bunch of whistle goes on. Whistle whistle whistle WHISTLE whistle whistle WHISTLE Ba ba ba ba ba BA BAAA!! *whistle* whistle whistle whistle whistle whistle whistle whistllleee! Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba BAAAAAAAAA!!! Whistle whistle whistle whistle whistle BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Suddenly Time Squad music goes on! Then Timesplitters 2 music goes on.. Then it all stops..
Chapter 3: Time Squad, eh Time Splitters, and MOTHMAN becomes a hero.. Yeah..
Tudrustle, Larry 3000, and Otto walk up to Scully and Joanna.
"Who the heck are you guys! What's with the crappy outfits?" Joanna asks. "Okay.. There has been a slight problem.. Shall I explain?" Larry 3000 asks. "What is it?" Scully asks.. A little nervous..
"Okay.. We seem to be having a problem.. There has been many acts of time travel recently, and it really messes up the time continuem.. We are from the year 1 million, and we are the Time Squad.. Anyhow, there are 2 particular people we are looking for.. They are from the year..2401.. Where Time Travel hasn't been invented by humans at all but however was used by them.. The Time Travel was made by a group of aliens nicknamed by humans "TimeSplitters". Then the humans must chase the aliens down, using their technology against themselves.. It has a lot of blood and gore, but we like to make our video game about it censored for the kids.. Anyhow, this is the part where they find their Time Crystal quickly and leave! The technology at that time however, seemed to affect the humans into taking control of their ancestors because the humans weren't born yet, blah blah blah, the end." Larry 3000 finishes..
Tudrustle grabs Scully.
Meanwhile..
"Have you found any Crystals? Green ones recently?" Mulder asks. "Eh.. No.." Jonathan replies.. Otto runs up to Mulder, grabs his hand, runs up to Tudrustle with Scully and Larry 3000, and they teleport away..
"What the hell?" Joanna and Jonathan mummer.. Suddenly, Time Squad teleports back with Scully and Mulder.. "Remember, you saw nothing.. The end!" Tudrustle replies.. Time Squad then simply teleports back to the year 1 million..
"Okay.. Eh.. Lets get back to the alien hunting.." Jonathan says..
Suddenly, the Mothman flies up in front of Mulder and screeches real loud and stares at him with his bright red eyes.
"Um.. Do you know where Elvis is? Mr. Mothman?" Joanna asks. "He's in a shack.. With TNT.. He may die, or live.. The robotic cyborgs have big guns, and have him hostage.." The Mothman says with his MIND!
"Wait a second.. Why are you helping us?" Scully asks.
"Those monsters used me.. And you humans are my best chance, for REVENGE!" Mothman replies..
"The Men In Black are very dangerous, how can we defeat them?" Jonathan asks.
"These Men In Black are amazed by simple human objects, if we can get jello, spoons, forks, and pens, we can create a diversion!" Mulder replies.. Joanna tosses a Falcon 2 to Mothman, and the creature catches it with his foot.. "If you are gonna try to make it through alive, you are gonna need that weapon!" Joanna tells the MothMan.. "TO THE STORE! To get there.. TO THE BUS MOBILE!" Mothman says..
Jonathan, Joanna, Scully, and Mulder enter the bus and head towards a supply store, while Mothman glides in the sky..
At a local Supplies Store..
The Mothman enters the store and the clerk sees him..
"Oh no! Its that creature I saw in the 1960s! That's it.. I'm never gonna drink hard liquor at night again!" the clerk yells, then faints..
"Its okay, everybody enter!" Mothman yells.
Joanna, Jonathan, Scully, and Mulder enter the supply store..
"I've got the Jello!" Jonathan yells, picking up a Kool-Aide Brand of six pack Jello.. "I've got the Spoons and Forks!" Scully yells.. "I've found the pens!" Joanna yells.. "I've got the sun flower seeds!" Mulder yells..
Wait a second, they don't need sun flower seeds.. Oh well, Mulder loves em anyway.. Suddenly the clerk wakes up.. "You can't steal any of the stuff.. You gotta pay for it!" the clerk yells, getting out a DataDyne Shotgun..
They bring the items to the clerk..
"Okay.. Jello Cherry Six-Pack from Kool-Aide.. $2.95! Spoons and Forks.. Eh.. $35.79! Pens.. 7.85! Sunflower seeds, $5.02.. That's eh,., Let's see, carry the one.. And eh.. Oh crap.." Clerk tries to figure out the price..
"Oh speed up! Will you!" Joanna yells.. "Its.. Um.. $54.36.. Yeah!" Clerk answers.. "Great, we don't have that.. Do you take Visa?" Joanna asks. "No.." Clerk replies.. "Delta?" Mulder asks.. "No.." "Texaco Gas Station card?" Jonathan asks. "Hell No.." "Checks?" Scully asks.. "No.." "Discovery?" asks the Mothman.. "Yes.. What the? AHH! The thing! The mothman! The the! AAAHHH!!" the clerk yells and soon faints. "Can you get it for me Mulder? Its under my left wing.. Kinda hard to get with no neck and one leg to stand and all.." Mothman tells Mulder..
Mulder grabs the Discovery card.. Suddenly the Clerk wakes up.. "$54.36!" Clerk yells.. Then grabs the Discovery card and presses da buttons! "Okay done.. Now get lost!" Clerk yells.. "Okay.." Replies the Mothman.. The clerk faints..
Meanwhile, at the TNT shack..
"Oh how lonely it is.. Being a Maian--" "SHUT UP IN THERE! We don't wanna hear you singing at all!" yells a Man In Black
Outside the TNT shack..
"Okay.. Got the Diversion set up!" Joanna tells Mulder. "Okay.. Just sneak up to them!" Mulder replies..
Jonathan starts sneak up toward a group of Men In Black..
"Prepare to attack.. The human is trying to hide.. Put on thermal vision!" the leader tells his comrades.
Jonathan then jumps up in plain sight..
"Any last words!"
"Eat this!" Jonathan yells! Then he tosses a six-pack of Jello towards the Androids..
"Eat! You drink this stuff!" the androids reply.. Then they fight over the Jello pack..
Joanna tosses pens at them!
"These things! What are they? So special and amusing!" an android yells while grabbing pens, then he soon runs away..
Scully then throws forks and spoons at the remaining Men In Black..
"Ah these things! Must have them! Must keep and confirm! Abort mission!" the remaining androids all yell, grabbing the spoons and forks running away.
Inside the TNT Shack!
"Oh no.. Look what they've done! They have made my fellows retreat!" the last Man In Black yells.. "So?" Elvis asks.. "I can't let them know about Aliens! Never!" the Man In Black yells.. The Last Man In Black reveils his weapon.. It looks like a Desert Eagle.. "Don't be fooled by this weapon.. It might look like it comes from humans.. But it isn't. although the human Desert Eagle can easily destroy your weak skull, I prefer overkill in this case!" the last Man In Black yells.. "Yeah.. But they already know about Aliens.." Elvis replies.. The barrel on the weapon lengthens by 2 feet.. Then a glass jar filled with Green Toxic Acid pops out from the back of the gun.. Suddenly, two rocket launchers pop out from the sides.. BANG! BANG! Suddenly the android falls on the ground and behind him is the Mothman! "What the heck is going on here?" Elvis asks.. "I saw his death coming.. These androids wanted me to work for them, nothing more.. I am no longer going to be their experiment.." Mothman replies, then floats up to the ceiling of the TNT shack.. "Yeah.. Now can someone untie me from these invisible ropes?" Elvis asks.. The Mothman soon uses his right foot with his sharp claws and rips the ropes off.. Suddenly, the android gets up.. And the Mothman quickly drops his Falcon 2..
"I thought you said you saw his death coming?" Elvis tells the Mothman.. "I did.. But eh, he didn't die from a Falcon 2 bullet.." Mothman replies.. "You pathetic creature.. Do you think a simple bullet from a pathetic gun made by humans could destroy me! It take more than that to pierce through steel stronger than anything from this planet!" the android replies.. Elvis quickly gets his Farsight XR-20.. "Well guess what! I just got the thing!" Elvis yells.. The android turns around.. "What is it.. A simple toy I presume?" the android in black replies.. "Nope.. It's a Rail-Gun.. Made by my species.. Now die!" Elvis yells, then pulls the trigger, and a huge hole is made through the android's body.. Elvis spots a timer inside the androids body.. "What's this!" Elvis asks.. "It's a bomb! Lets get the hell out of here!" Mothman yells, then busts the door open and grabs Elvis with his legs and flies toward the BUS..
Near the bus..
"Think he is done?" Joanna asks.. "Let's go check!" Jonathan replies..
Suddenly, the Mothman and Elvis fly by Joanna and company..
"We gotta get our asses out of here pronto! Somebody set us up a bomb! Let's move it!" Mothman yells..
Joanna and Company enter the bus and exit Point Pleasant TNT area as fast as possible.. Suddenly the TNT Shack blows up and they make it out alive..
MISSION COMPLETED!
New Cheat: PLAY AS THE MOTHMAN!
Near a Bus Stop.
"Well.. Sorry, but its time for us to go.. Maybe we'll see you guys again someday.. Its nice to know there is finally a peace with aliens and understanding.. Well.. We gotta go.." Mulder says.. "It was kinda nice to know we had people just like us.. But oh well.. It's time to leave Mulder.." Scully replies.. The two leave the bus..
"Man, the government is going to find me mighty suspicious with this low bus fair.. The only money inside the box is my own.. Oh well.. Back to the Carrington Institute.." Jonathan tells Joanna..
Carrington Institute
"Well, it turns out the Mission was a success after all.. But who made the androids in black, and why were they made so horribly? Is this the first time in history an android in Black was killed?" Carrington asks.. "I don't know.. But what makes me suspicious is.. How come you scared me so much! We got caught because of you!" Elvis tells the Mothman.. "Well, I always thought flying saucers were fake, then I saw a real one, and I got very hyper-active.. Sorry for scaring you.." Mothman tells Elvis.. "But one thing still bothers me.. Elvis, your spaceship, where is it!" Joanna asks. "Its still at the Barn.. Why?" Elvis asks.. "Oh.. This is not good.. The government might have found it!" Jonathan tells Elvis..
At the Barn House
A bunch of Bums are near the saucer.. "Aliens! Heh heh! Look, comfy craft!" a hobo says to his friend.. "You think that hot lady will ever come back?" the friends asks to his hobo.. Suddenly the doors are knocked down, and a farmer with a shotgun comes in.. "Ah bloody hell! Get out of my barn! What in the bloody hell! Get out now! Now!" the farmer yells, then the bums leave the farm.. The farmer spots the saucer. "I got me's an idea!" he yells..
THE END: Of Androids in Black.. Yay!
Suddenly, a bunch of whistle goes on. Whistle whistle whistle WHISTLE whistle whistle WHISTLE Ba ba ba ba ba BA BAAA!! *whistle* whistle whistle whistle whistle whistle whistle whistllleee! Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba BAAAAAAAAA!!! Whistle whistle whistle whistle whistle BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Suddenly Time Squad music goes on! Then Timesplitters 2 music goes on.. Then it all stops..
Chapter 3: Time Squad, eh Time Splitters, and MOTHMAN becomes a hero.. Yeah..
Tudrustle, Larry 3000, and Otto walk up to Scully and Joanna.
"Who the heck are you guys! What's with the crappy outfits?" Joanna asks. "Okay.. There has been a slight problem.. Shall I explain?" Larry 3000 asks. "What is it?" Scully asks.. A little nervous..
"Okay.. We seem to be having a problem.. There has been many acts of time travel recently, and it really messes up the time continuem.. We are from the year 1 million, and we are the Time Squad.. Anyhow, there are 2 particular people we are looking for.. They are from the year..2401.. Where Time Travel hasn't been invented by humans at all but however was used by them.. The Time Travel was made by a group of aliens nicknamed by humans "TimeSplitters". Then the humans must chase the aliens down, using their technology against themselves.. It has a lot of blood and gore, but we like to make our video game about it censored for the kids.. Anyhow, this is the part where they find their Time Crystal quickly and leave! The technology at that time however, seemed to affect the humans into taking control of their ancestors because the humans weren't born yet, blah blah blah, the end." Larry 3000 finishes..
Tudrustle grabs Scully.
Meanwhile..
"Have you found any Crystals? Green ones recently?" Mulder asks. "Eh.. No.." Jonathan replies.. Otto runs up to Mulder, grabs his hand, runs up to Tudrustle with Scully and Larry 3000, and they teleport away..
"What the hell?" Joanna and Jonathan mummer.. Suddenly, Time Squad teleports back with Scully and Mulder.. "Remember, you saw nothing.. The end!" Tudrustle replies.. Time Squad then simply teleports back to the year 1 million..
"Okay.. Eh.. Lets get back to the alien hunting.." Jonathan says..
Suddenly, the Mothman flies up in front of Mulder and screeches real loud and stares at him with his bright red eyes.
"Um.. Do you know where Elvis is? Mr. Mothman?" Joanna asks. "He's in a shack.. With TNT.. He may die, or live.. The robotic cyborgs have big guns, and have him hostage.." The Mothman says with his MIND!
"Wait a second.. Why are you helping us?" Scully asks.
"Those monsters used me.. And you humans are my best chance, for REVENGE!" Mothman replies..
"The Men In Black are very dangerous, how can we defeat them?" Jonathan asks.
"These Men In Black are amazed by simple human objects, if we can get jello, spoons, forks, and pens, we can create a diversion!" Mulder replies.. Joanna tosses a Falcon 2 to Mothman, and the creature catches it with his foot.. "If you are gonna try to make it through alive, you are gonna need that weapon!" Joanna tells the MothMan.. "TO THE STORE! To get there.. TO THE BUS MOBILE!" Mothman says..
Jonathan, Joanna, Scully, and Mulder enter the bus and head towards a supply store, while Mothman glides in the sky..
At a local Supplies Store..
The Mothman enters the store and the clerk sees him..
"Oh no! Its that creature I saw in the 1960s! That's it.. I'm never gonna drink hard liquor at night again!" the clerk yells, then faints..
"Its okay, everybody enter!" Mothman yells.
Joanna, Jonathan, Scully, and Mulder enter the supply store..
"I've got the Jello!" Jonathan yells, picking up a Kool-Aide Brand of six pack Jello.. "I've got the Spoons and Forks!" Scully yells.. "I've found the pens!" Joanna yells.. "I've got the sun flower seeds!" Mulder yells..
Wait a second, they don't need sun flower seeds.. Oh well, Mulder loves em anyway.. Suddenly the clerk wakes up.. "You can't steal any of the stuff.. You gotta pay for it!" the clerk yells, getting out a DataDyne Shotgun..
They bring the items to the clerk..
"Okay.. Jello Cherry Six-Pack from Kool-Aide.. $2.95! Spoons and Forks.. Eh.. $35.79! Pens.. 7.85! Sunflower seeds, $5.02.. That's eh,., Let's see, carry the one.. And eh.. Oh crap.." Clerk tries to figure out the price..
"Oh speed up! Will you!" Joanna yells.. "Its.. Um.. $54.36.. Yeah!" Clerk answers.. "Great, we don't have that.. Do you take Visa?" Joanna asks. "No.." Clerk replies.. "Delta?" Mulder asks.. "No.." "Texaco Gas Station card?" Jonathan asks. "Hell No.." "Checks?" Scully asks.. "No.." "Discovery?" asks the Mothman.. "Yes.. What the? AHH! The thing! The mothman! The the! AAAHHH!!" the clerk yells and soon faints. "Can you get it for me Mulder? Its under my left wing.. Kinda hard to get with no neck and one leg to stand and all.." Mothman tells Mulder..
Mulder grabs the Discovery card.. Suddenly the Clerk wakes up.. "$54.36!" Clerk yells.. Then grabs the Discovery card and presses da buttons! "Okay done.. Now get lost!" Clerk yells.. "Okay.." Replies the Mothman.. The clerk faints..
Meanwhile, at the TNT shack..
"Oh how lonely it is.. Being a Maian--" "SHUT UP IN THERE! We don't wanna hear you singing at all!" yells a Man In Black
Outside the TNT shack..
"Okay.. Got the Diversion set up!" Joanna tells Mulder. "Okay.. Just sneak up to them!" Mulder replies..
Jonathan starts sneak up toward a group of Men In Black..
"Prepare to attack.. The human is trying to hide.. Put on thermal vision!" the leader tells his comrades.
Jonathan then jumps up in plain sight..
"Any last words!"
"Eat this!" Jonathan yells! Then he tosses a six-pack of Jello towards the Androids..
"Eat! You drink this stuff!" the androids reply.. Then they fight over the Jello pack..
Joanna tosses pens at them!
"These things! What are they? So special and amusing!" an android yells while grabbing pens, then he soon runs away..
Scully then throws forks and spoons at the remaining Men In Black..
"Ah these things! Must have them! Must keep and confirm! Abort mission!" the remaining androids all yell, grabbing the spoons and forks running away.
Inside the TNT Shack!
"Oh no.. Look what they've done! They have made my fellows retreat!" the last Man In Black yells.. "So?" Elvis asks.. "I can't let them know about Aliens! Never!" the Man In Black yells.. The Last Man In Black reveils his weapon.. It looks like a Desert Eagle.. "Don't be fooled by this weapon.. It might look like it comes from humans.. But it isn't. although the human Desert Eagle can easily destroy your weak skull, I prefer overkill in this case!" the last Man In Black yells.. "Yeah.. But they already know about Aliens.." Elvis replies.. The barrel on the weapon lengthens by 2 feet.. Then a glass jar filled with Green Toxic Acid pops out from the back of the gun.. Suddenly, two rocket launchers pop out from the sides.. BANG! BANG! Suddenly the android falls on the ground and behind him is the Mothman! "What the heck is going on here?" Elvis asks.. "I saw his death coming.. These androids wanted me to work for them, nothing more.. I am no longer going to be their experiment.." Mothman replies, then floats up to the ceiling of the TNT shack.. "Yeah.. Now can someone untie me from these invisible ropes?" Elvis asks.. The Mothman soon uses his right foot with his sharp claws and rips the ropes off.. Suddenly, the android gets up.. And the Mothman quickly drops his Falcon 2..
"I thought you said you saw his death coming?" Elvis tells the Mothman.. "I did.. But eh, he didn't die from a Falcon 2 bullet.." Mothman replies.. "You pathetic creature.. Do you think a simple bullet from a pathetic gun made by humans could destroy me! It take more than that to pierce through steel stronger than anything from this planet!" the android replies.. Elvis quickly gets his Farsight XR-20.. "Well guess what! I just got the thing!" Elvis yells.. The android turns around.. "What is it.. A simple toy I presume?" the android in black replies.. "Nope.. It's a Rail-Gun.. Made by my species.. Now die!" Elvis yells, then pulls the trigger, and a huge hole is made through the android's body.. Elvis spots a timer inside the androids body.. "What's this!" Elvis asks.. "It's a bomb! Lets get the hell out of here!" Mothman yells, then busts the door open and grabs Elvis with his legs and flies toward the BUS..
Near the bus..
"Think he is done?" Joanna asks.. "Let's go check!" Jonathan replies..
Suddenly, the Mothman and Elvis fly by Joanna and company..
"We gotta get our asses out of here pronto! Somebody set us up a bomb! Let's move it!" Mothman yells..
Joanna and Company enter the bus and exit Point Pleasant TNT area as fast as possible.. Suddenly the TNT Shack blows up and they make it out alive..
MISSION COMPLETED!
New Cheat: PLAY AS THE MOTHMAN!
Near a Bus Stop.
"Well.. Sorry, but its time for us to go.. Maybe we'll see you guys again someday.. Its nice to know there is finally a peace with aliens and understanding.. Well.. We gotta go.." Mulder says.. "It was kinda nice to know we had people just like us.. But oh well.. It's time to leave Mulder.." Scully replies.. The two leave the bus..
"Man, the government is going to find me mighty suspicious with this low bus fair.. The only money inside the box is my own.. Oh well.. Back to the Carrington Institute.." Jonathan tells Joanna..
Carrington Institute
"Well, it turns out the Mission was a success after all.. But who made the androids in black, and why were they made so horribly? Is this the first time in history an android in Black was killed?" Carrington asks.. "I don't know.. But what makes me suspicious is.. How come you scared me so much! We got caught because of you!" Elvis tells the Mothman.. "Well, I always thought flying saucers were fake, then I saw a real one, and I got very hyper-active.. Sorry for scaring you.." Mothman tells Elvis.. "But one thing still bothers me.. Elvis, your spaceship, where is it!" Joanna asks. "Its still at the Barn.. Why?" Elvis asks.. "Oh.. This is not good.. The government might have found it!" Jonathan tells Elvis..
At the Barn House
A bunch of Bums are near the saucer.. "Aliens! Heh heh! Look, comfy craft!" a hobo says to his friend.. "You think that hot lady will ever come back?" the friends asks to his hobo.. Suddenly the doors are knocked down, and a farmer with a shotgun comes in.. "Ah bloody hell! Get out of my barn! What in the bloody hell! Get out now! Now!" the farmer yells, then the bums leave the farm.. The farmer spots the saucer. "I got me's an idea!" he yells..
THE END: Of Androids in Black.. Yay!
