DISCLAIMER: I don't own Spongebob!! But wouldn't it be cool if I did? Yeah, but I don't so I just want you all to know that!! SPONGEBOB IS NOT MINE!!

Ahh.The good school of Wy'South. A happy school. The 6th graders got along with the 7th graders. The 7th graders got along with the 8th graders and the 8th grades got along with the 6th graders. So, basically everyone got along.

One fine morning in P1, Mrs. Stork was calling attendance when.

"I'm ready!" announced Spongebob Squarepants. "I'm ready! I'm ready! I'm ready!" He chanted as he walked to his desk. And after him followed Patrick, Sandy, and Squidward.

"Ah. you must be the new kids," said Mrs. Stork, a stout lady who looked in her late forties or early fifties. A pair of glasses sat atop her nose and silvery hair was on her head.

"Yep! Spongebob Squarepants at your service!"

"Well, take a seat. It's math time and you're late."

So Spongebob and his friends found seats around the room. Spongebob took a seat in between Josh and Keenan, the two goofs of the class. Patrick decided to sit next to Max, someone who he could match brains with for each had few. Sandy positioned herself between Laila and Tyler, the sporty yet brainy classmates. And Squidward sat down next to Alex, the boring and drab boy.

"Okay, now open your math books to investigation-Girls! Would you please pay attention?" Mrs. Stork snapped at a group of girls sitting at the back table. They all snapped to attention when she addressed them but as soon as Mrs. Stork turned her back, they were gossiping once again.

"Did you see the new kid?" said one girl named Lynn. "He is so hot!"

"Yeah!" exclaimed Makenzie. "He's so tan and hansom and."

"His pants are so stylish!" giggled Azra.

"And his head is so pointed," sighed Karla.

The group of girls all turned towards Karla and gave her a confused look. She just blinked oddly at them.

"What?" she said. "Aren't we talking about Patrick?" They all burst out laughing hysterically. Karla slapped her hands over her face and blushed scarlet.

"How could you think we were talking about Patrick? Azra asked, doubling over with laughter.

"He's so blubbery and. and." hooted Makenzie.

"And gross!" added Lynn.

"Yeah! Blubbery and gross!" giggled Azra.

"Shutup!" cried Karla, trying desperately hard not to laugh at herself. They all giggled uncontrollably till Makenzie fell out of her chair.

"That's enough!" yelled Mrs. Stork, outraged. "Makenzie! Outside! NOW!"

The whole class became deathly silent and watched as Makenzie walked to the door. It seemed like the exact moment for funeral march but the class, sadly, didn't have an organ.

Spongebob watched intently as Makenzie left. His eyes did the awooga thing and then he turned to Josh.

"That Makenzie is really something isn't she?" he sighed, his eyes all googley. "Sure like to go with her, huh."

"Nah, I'm not into girls yet." Josh told him, and then went back to his work.

Spongebob shrugged and turned his chair towards Keenan, who was making faces at Mrs, Storks back.

"That Makenzie is really something isn't she?" he repeated to Keenan. "Sure like to go with her huh."

"Yeah, Makenzie may be fine, but not as fine as Summer," Keenan smiled manically.

"Who's Summer?" Spongebob questioned.

"You don't know Summer? YOU DON'T KNOW SUMMER!" Keenan's eyes bulged as he said this. And with that he pulled a Diva Star out of his backpack.

"This," he said with a flourish. "Is Summer."

He revealed a doll with huge green eyes that had turquoise painted across the lids. She had a pale complection and mauve lips. She had raw sienna colored hair flowing down her back and a little yellow dress on. And her feet were adorned with humongous green clogs. Spongebob stared at the doll.

"And these are her friends, Tia Alexa, and Nikki," he explained, pulling three more Diva Stars out of his pack.

"Hey, do you know anyway to get me sent outside? You know, to get some Makenzie time?" Spongebob said, raising his eyebrows.

"Of course! All you have to do is tell the teacher to smell your finger," Keenan instructed. "It's a cinch. Here, let me demonstrate."

Keenan rolled up his sleeves and cleared his throat.

"Smell my finger!" And he stuck his finger up in Mrs. Storks face.

"Keenan," she said threateningly. "Do you want to join Makenzie outside?"

"No-"

"Then quit messin' around."

Spongebob looked at Keenan, and Keenan smiled and nodded. So Spongebob rolled up his sleeves and cleared his throat loudly.

"Mrs. Stork?" he called.

"Yes Spongebob?" she answered, walking towards him.

"Smell. my. finger."

"Spongebob! Weren't you listening when I told off Keenan? Well same goes for you!" she said. "Now, did you really have something to say?"

"Yes." said Spongebob slowly. "Smell my finger! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Smell my finger! Smell my finger! Smell my finger!"

"THAT IS ENOUGH!" screamed Mrs. Stork. "YOU! OUTSIDE! NOW!"

Spongebob smiled and got up out of his seat. He followed Mrs. Stork's finger point to the door. Before he left, he turned his to look at Keenan and winked. Keenan winked right back at him. And Spongebob walked out the door.

"Okay, how do you find circumference?" quizzed Mrs. Stork. "Anybody?"
Max and Patrick were having a conversation about birds while Mrs. Stark was asking this.

"Nuh uh!" Max exclaimed.

"Yuh huh! I honestly truly almost got eaten by a gull," explained Patrick.

"Wow! All that's ever happened to me was I got pooped on," Max marveled.

"Ah don't worry buddy! I'm sure you'll almost get eaten someday."

"You really think so?"

"I'm sure of-"

"Patrick Star!" shouted Mrs. Stork. "What's the answer?"

"Duh." replied Patrick.

"Well."

"The answer?" Patrick asked, scratching his head.

"Yes Patrick, to the question," Mrs. Stork said, irritated.

"Uh. Ox?" he guessed, as Max started snickering at him.

"Okay Max," she said, turning to face Max. "What's the answer?"

Max's face went strait with worry.

"Wh-what was the question?" he stuttered.

"How do you find circumference?"

"Uh. area times perimeter?" he estimated.

The class burst out laughing when he said this because they all knew that circumference was the same as perimeter, only circumference referred to a circle while perimeter is for other shapes.

"You're both wrong, now listen. I won't make a fool of you again unless you give me reason to," Mrs. Stork instructed. Then she went on with the lesson.

"Oh oh! Mrs. Stork! I know the answer!" Laila called anxiously as she waved her hand furiously in the air.

"Finally, someone I can rely on to get a correct answer out of," Mrs. Stork said under her breath. "Yes Laila?"

"Oh oh! The answer is you must multiply the diameter, which is twice the radius, by (, known as pi. ( is 3.14. That is how you get the circumference," Laila stated. "Which is the same as the perimeter," she added, directing this at Max, who wasn't even paying attention as he stuck and eraser on the end of a bent paperclip and then took it off again with his teeth.

"Very well Laila!" Mrs. Stork commented.

Meanwhile, Tyler and Sandy were getting to know each other.

"Hi, I'm Tyler, but you can call me Ty," Ty instructed.

"Oh, well I'm Sandy Cheeks!" Sandy answered.

"Man," Ty sighed. "I can't believe how awful the Ducks played last night! It was unbelievable! I swear I've never seen them play this bad!"

"Yeah? Well it's understandable," said Sandy. "They were playing against the Longhorns."

"Are you saying the Longhorns are better than the Ducks?" Ty growled.

"Well, I'm not trying to rub it in or anything but." Sandy smiled. "Yes. The Longhorns are better than the Ducks."

"You take that back," Ty snarled.

"No, because then I'd be lying," Sandy stated.

"But your already lying!" Ty demanded. "Because the Ducks are better than the Longhorns!"

"Longhorns," declared Sandy.

"Ducks," confirmed Ty.

"Longhorns."

"Ducks."

"Longhorns!"

"Ducks!"

"LONGHORNS!"

"DUCKS!"

"The Texas Longhorns are better!"

"No, the Oregon Ducks are!"

"Nuh uh! Longhorns are!"

"See that's where your wrong! The Ducks are!"

"Nuh uh!"

"Yes huh!"

"Nuh uh!"

"Yes huh!"

"NUH UH!"

"YES HUH!"

"You two! Stop your arguing this instant!" Mrs. Stork screamed.

"Yes Mrs. Stork!" Ty and Sandy snapped to attention. They knew only too well of Mrs. Stork's angry outbursts.

Now, over in the dull corner of the room, Alex and Squidward were becoming erm. acquainted.

"So." said Squidward. "I'm Squidward."

"Oh," Said Alex.

"Did you watch the news last night?" asked Squidward in a droning voice.

"Yeah," said Alex blandly. "There's going to be a sauerkraut sale next week."

"Yeah. Ben Stine's going to be there. Selling clear eyes," Squidward said.

"Ben Stine's my idol," said Alex.

"Mine too," said Squidward.

"I'm going to replace him as the clear eyes guy when I grow up," said Alex.

"You'd be good at that job," said Squidward.

"You think so?" asked Alex.

"Yeah," said Squidward.

"Oh."

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